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Old Mar 6th, 2007, 05:01 PM       
I don't know about my worst game but my worst franchise of games is Sims. All sims games suck balls and i hate all of them
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Old Mar 6th, 2007, 05:08 PM       
ha guys did you ever play magmax?
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Old Mar 6th, 2007, 05:12 PM       
rope erasers: ha why do you hate illusion of gaia that's a good game
XxCh33s3 WhiZxX: dude, thats creepy, i was just going to post in that thread.
XxCh33s3 WhiZxX: Because I played it for SNES, when I was i think 10-12 i dunno, but anyways I could'nt get passed this one fucking part no matter what the fuck I tried, and since the internet was'nt so easily accesable then, i was kinda fucked. And Nintendo Power was'nt much help either :/
rope erasers: ha i totally beat that game
XxCh33s3 WhiZxX: ha i totally hATE YOU
rope erasers: nintendo power is never any help
XxCh33s3 WhiZxX: It was BACK THEN!
rope erasers: ha not really
rope erasers: they always had stuff i already knew
XxCh33s3 WhiZxX: true, although I think i read every issue from 92'-94' from front to back for fun :/
XxCh33s3 WhiZxX: And they did have a zelda - a link to the past guide in one issue.
XxCh33s3 WhiZxX: at least I beat lemmings ;-)
XxCh33s3 WhiZxX: thats about as bad as saying 'i can't get past level 10 on tetris for my gameboy'
XxCh33s3 WhiZxX: o0o0o can i post this *changeing screen names of course*, in that thread, its kinda funny :-)
rope erasers: ha just post it the way it is
rope erasers: doesn't matter
rope erasers: nobody can IM me if i don't want them to
XxCh33s3 WhiZxX: ok cool..

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Old Mar 6th, 2007, 08:40 PM       
I want to SUMMER OLYMPICS for the Sega Genesis. Awful Controls for awful events no one cares about. But maybe I am a little biased.

I want to say E.T., because we had it and it was terrible. But we played it enough that it wasn't so bad that we stopped right away. Same goes for another favorite for worse games list, Superman 64.

I want to say Donkey Kong Country 3, I mean replacing Donkey and Diddy with a fucking Baby was the dumbest idea since adding bad guitars to Prince of Persia (when adding guitars to anything is usually a good idea). Not to mention the pointless addition of boating to level area to level area. (SOUNDS LIKE WIND WAKER HUH? Shutup, I liked that game )

I'm going to have to say Ballz for sega. I turned it off after 5 minutes of play. Terribly excuse for graphics, all the environments looked the same, awful music with even worse sound effects, stupid shit happening on the background, and terribly bad controls that frustrated me to hell. I know it was a game that didn't try to take itself serious, but it's not even good for a free download game, every aspect of the game was brought down to the lowest common denominator. It was as if there were trying to make a 3D fighting game and used those as models but then hit a wall and found out they couldn't do any better with Sega's capabilities, so they scrapped whatever idea they originally had for this shit. That's the logical idea I have of the game existed, the other it was made by one adult retard being egged on my 12 5-year olds (and their dalmation puppy).

There might be worse games out there, but Ballz is a game I hate like no other. I hate it like I hate Carlos Mencia, Racism, Terrorist, or Father Spaz.
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Old Mar 6th, 2007, 10:13 PM       
I completely have to agree with gadzooks, with Donkey Kong Country 3. Diddy was cool, especially for certain areas. Even the Random animals you could ride throughout the game were neat, but how much more shit needs to be added?
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Old Mar 6th, 2007, 10:24 PM       
magmax was a top down shooter, right? with like a pixely little mech ship deal on nes? i played that every time i went to my cousin's house, i always forgot how bad it sucked
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Old Mar 6th, 2007, 10:30 PM       
Shit, I forgot about Double 07 , or whatever it was called. First person Shooting game, that just really sucked. I think my friend Ben and me burned pretty holes in it.

heh, that happened alot, when I think about it.
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Old Mar 7th, 2007, 12:00 AM       
I thought of another one....TOYS for the SNES. Seriously, if anyone got past the first level in that game, I'll be very impressed. I would torture myself for hours just trying to figure out what to do; searching every nook and cranny of the first level, and nothing.

And yes, this is TOYS as in that shitty 90's movie starring Robin Williams.
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Old Mar 7th, 2007, 01:05 AM       
That movie suck's.

Enough said.
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Old Mar 9th, 2007, 05:13 AM       
The worst game I've ever played was called Marmalade Boy and its an SNES game thats japanese. I think it has something to do with planning out your day with a calender anyway its boring as hell. My friend used to have pit fighter for the genesis but we couldnt play it because it was a mature game
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Old Mar 10th, 2007, 01:55 PM       
DinoCrisis 3

It was an amazing game but the camera angles they used made it easily the most terrible game in existence. Whats worse is the ending, the computer decides that the most advanced and survivable animal for earth is a gigantic 2 headed snake-dinosaur thats easily killed off in less than 5 seconds by the "final wasp"
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Old Mar 10th, 2007, 03:42 PM       
played possibly the worst game in my life a few days ago, Beverly hills cop for PS2, a budget FPS that takes ropey controls, bad AI and terrible graphics to a whole new level
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Old Mar 10th, 2007, 03:50 PM       
Acro the Bat

Stupid enough title to remind you how much it blows.
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Old Mar 10th, 2007, 03:50 PM       
how could i forget star fox adventures? it was a cheap zelda clone i think but it failed in so many ways. has anyone had the displeasure of playing this?
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Old Mar 10th, 2007, 04:07 PM       
I quite enjoyed Starfox Adventures. It was a bit rushed but I liked it.
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Old Mar 10th, 2007, 08:20 PM       
oh also that Robocop game on the xbox.
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Old Mar 10th, 2007, 11:11 PM       
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Lemmings for the sega genesis. Granted I was too young to figure out what the hell I was doing but even after I figured it out i would get stuck over and over again.
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Old Mar 11th, 2007, 02:14 PM       
Toy Story for the SNES. The horrible controls during the RC missions made me sick.
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Old Mar 11th, 2007, 02:56 PM       
Can I change my answer? Acro the bat reminded me of an awful game.

Alfred the Chicken, bland graphics, terrible level design, boring as shit enemies. It was just BAD BAD BAD all around. I mean Ballz was bad, but I knew alfred sucked seconds into it.
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Old Mar 11th, 2007, 03:00 PM       
Bram Stoker's Dracula for Genesis. I owned it as a kid and thought it was good, but I recently played through it again and...wow. Extremely bad game.
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Old Mar 11th, 2007, 03:55 PM       
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Toy Story for the SNES. The horrible controls during the RC missions made me sick.
Same, but for the genesis. I enjoyed the first levels swinging on my backstring, but fuck. I'm out of batteries!
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Old Mar 11th, 2007, 05:19 PM       
If you mean Aero the Acro-Bat, that game was awesome.
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Old Mar 15th, 2007, 09:34 PM       
Superman 64. It looked and played like a retard covered in elephant shit
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Old Mar 15th, 2007, 10:07 PM       
Hahahaha, I remember Superman 64. I played it at a friend's house...a very hard game to sit down and play, actually. But Hydlide is maddening enough to drive someone to murder, so it remains on the top of my "Holy fuck, this game should not exist" list.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2007, 09:03 AM       
Creatures for PS1 - I played it in a demo, and I ended up breaking the disc into little bits and putting them in the fire.
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