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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 12:27 AM        whats in the "special" big mac sauce???
DOES anyone know? The question haunts my dreams for days on..
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 12:29 AM       
The same stuff that's in BK's Zesty Sauce.
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 12:39 AM       
that doesnt help me.. give me ingredients!!, i must know their secret!
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 12:50 AM       
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 12:51 AM       
it's tomatoes + zest
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 12:54 AM       
Semen. :obviousjoke
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 12:58 AM       
you rascal
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 12:58 AM       
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 01:18 AM       
Only in America could Thousand Island dressing be a secret for 35 years.

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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 02:14 AM       
I have a friend who worked at Macdonalds and he told me the secret sauce is really albino babies!

I was like NO. YOU LIE.

But then he told me how they are given up by their mothers at birth and adopted by Macdonalds, who then remove their hair and eyes and teeth and stuff and then crush them.

The juice created is then MIXED WITH HERBS LIKE ASPARAGUS and shipped off SECRET SAUCE. that is why sometimes your burger has crunchy bits.

weird huh?
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 02:25 AM       
i know your name already. doh. :P

and the albino babies are what they use to make those freeze-dried onions, silly. not the sauce. the sauce is ketchup and relish and mayo and shit.
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 02:26 AM       
corky puts the secret sauce in the hamburgers.
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 02:32 AM       
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 02:41 AM       
mcdonald's secret sauce employs one of the oldest living european secrets, cloistered away in the most remote dutch monasteries, and known only to a select few top monks the recipe is as follows

1 part catsup + 1 part mayonnnaise = secret sauce



MUTHAFUKKAZZZZ!!!!!
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 09:12 AM       
THIS THREAD JUST MADE ME SO HUNGRY I COULD EAT MY HEAD
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 10:35 AM       
remember the sun.
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 10:57 AM       
YOUR NOT SUGGESTING???

NO.....

YOU COUDLT BE!!!


YOUR NOT SAYING........


THAT THIS COULD BE THE SECREAT INGREDIANT ARE YOUI????




THE SUNN???? I JUST COULDNT BE... COULD IT??[/img]
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 11:09 AM       
mean ol' sun'd put poor corky out of work.
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 11:21 AM        Found this.....
http://www.topsecretrecipes.com/recipes/macsauce.htm
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 12:41 PM       
Screw the secret sauce, has anyone ever eaten a bacon, egg, and cheese bagel from that place? There's this strange yellowish substance all over it, WHAT THE HELL IS IT????
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 07:11 PM       
butter ^
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 08:00 PM       
trust me, that stuff does not taste like butter. I've seen it with little black dots in it.
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Old Feb 15th, 2003, 11:18 PM       
Butter with pepper
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