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Old Jan 24th, 2008, 01:23 AM       
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Old Jan 24th, 2008, 01:57 AM       
I really like Bart vs. the Space Mutants. It was VERY frustrating though. You think the second level was hard? The final level was an excercise in futility. I can't even get back to the final level on my emulator with cheats!
I would almost disagree with FFVIII. I don't think they finished the game. It lacked the polish that I was expecting. I give Square credit for trying something new though. Also, Squall was much less whiny than Cloud. Come on, Cloud pussed up and started getting all sappy and shit on the first damn disc!
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5- Any wrestling game. I don't care. Wrestling is stupid, and the games are even stupider.
4-Tekken 5, it was like trying to fight while encased in Jell-O. Tag Tournament was smooth and quick
3-the True Crime series
2-Driver 2, I was extremely disappointed. The roads CURVE!! But the rest of the game sucks nuts.
1-Final Fantasy X, FUCK Tidus. I liked most of the game, the combat system was nice, the leveling system was neat, Lulu kicked ass, but Tidus ruined everything for me. I quit playing because I got tired of his dumbass and his dumberass voice.
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Old Jan 24th, 2008, 08:00 AM       
Driver 2 was the best game ever compared to Dr3ver.
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Old Jan 24th, 2008, 12:11 PM       
If I had played Driv3r, it'd ALSO be on the list.
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Old Jan 26th, 2008, 10:57 AM       
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I thought Quest 64 was decent. Why didn't you like it?
It was a matter of how disappointed I was in the game. It wasn't like it was the worst game ever made, but after the RPG?/adventure drought the N64 had, I felt I was owed something truly epic. Quest 64 did not do that for me.

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because it's trendy to hate Quest 64
If I just started hating it, there might be something to that, but I paid 60 clams to be more underwhelmed than I had ever felt in my life. So I hated it before I saw a review or opinion on it. If anything I started the trend rather than followed it

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Willow on the NES is the only situation where the game was superior to the movie.
That was a pretty fun game, and impossible to find to boot. Refresh my memory, was that done by Capcom?

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Except that the entire list would be populated by the FF9 strategy guide, the most useless piece of shit ever produced. Every page had a numerical code you were supposed to type into PlayOnline.com that would take you to a 404 error page because they released the game before finishing the website.
Truest. Statement. Ever.

My friend and I still sometimes answer each others questions with "go to playOnline to find out" Why the hell should I have to do more work after playing 15 dollars for a book that is supposed to have answers. All I got were pictures?! I could go to a museum, pay less for it, and see much better looking pictures! I don't know if gamers ever got an apology for that, we were certainly owed one.

On the plus side, I was introduced to the concept of printing online guides because of that crap book, so it freed me from paying for walkthroughs.

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I hate all strategy guides anyway and I hate giving in to the pressure of looking up how to get past certain areas of games when I'm stuck.

I can never find anyone who shares this opinion though I find it more rewarding to figure stuff out on my own because I'm a huge fag
On puzzle and most adventure games I agree with that. On stuff like RPGs where an uber item is hidden in the 37th bush in the north part of a village though, I will use guides because I don't have time to search every ppixel of a game and I want to get straight to the game and plot, rather than an insane scavenger hunt.

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Also, I haven't seen Second Life mentioned here yet. There's no point to it at all, and they make you pay your real money to own e-land.
My girlfriend always talks about that game. I always ask, what do you do on it? And she inevitably says, "you buy stuff and open a store and people buy whatever you sell. You can simulate any store on there." I usually reply, "Or... I can go to any real store in real life."
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Old Jan 26th, 2008, 11:34 AM       
Second Life should be not included.
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Old Jan 26th, 2008, 11:48 AM       
Second Life's not a game, it's a second life.
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Old Jan 26th, 2008, 02:07 PM       
5. Wayne's World gamboy game, No Idea why I bought that game
4. Tony Hawk's Project 8
3. Super Dragonball Z
2. Mario Party 8
1. Jam Sessions
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Old Jan 27th, 2008, 06:33 PM       
5. Rambo for the NES (it's a Zelda II knockoff which butchers the plot of First Blood Part II)
4. Ikari Warriors 1 and 2 (it's too easy to die and everyone moves like they're wading in molasses)
3. Back to the Future for the NES (i loved the movie, and i enjoyed the ride so much that i cried when i rode it for the last time, but what in the blue hell does this game have to do with the movie other than the Johnny B. Goode minigame? absolutely nothing)
2. Silent Service (i didn't expect a sim to be that boring)
1. High School Musical: Makin' The Cut (i only played the demo that can be downloaded at wal-mart, and the demo itself was just enough to make me sick. thank goodness they had Contra 4's demo to regain my manliness and dignity)
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Old Jan 28th, 2008, 11:05 AM       
This piece of shit right here is my most hated game by far:
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Old Jan 28th, 2008, 12:53 PM       
The games I hate are as follows:

1.Turok Evolution for PS2
2.Robotech: Battlecry
3.Capcom's Fighter's Evolution
4.Marvel Nemesis: Rise of The Inhumans
5.Godzilla Destroy All Monsters

and just to get it out of my system, most N64 games are terrible. I dont even know why i kept buying games for it.
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Old Feb 3rd, 2008, 02:42 PM       
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Second Life's not a game, it's a second life.
If anyone has actually regressed to that stage in life, where that is really true, then they feel my utmost sympathy.
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Old Mar 7th, 2008, 07:15 AM        lookie here...
1: Rayman M

2: Run Like Hell

3: Beyblade

4: Summoner

5: Final Fantasy 1-2, 11, 12
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Old Mar 7th, 2008, 12:45 PM       
I hated those new stupid Sonic games like Sonic Heroes. The opening made me wanna scream "SONIC HEROOOOOOOESSS!!!!!!" OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
The game sucked too, I had to play with sound off as the voices were so annoying. Even my 5 year old brother found it stupid. I don't understand why it's a PS2 "Greatest Hit" It's retarded.

Grandia Xtreme. Stupidest game ever.

The new Musashi. Absolutely awful wasted an hour of my life. The voice acting was just plain unforgivable.

Oni sucked IMO. I found the voices annoying, and it took forever to load for some reason. And playing it made me feel literally sick to my stomach and gave me a headache, something to do with the graphics I believe.

FFX-2 was an embarrassment to the FF series. Really it was just fanservice and mini-games.

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Old Mar 7th, 2008, 01:24 PM       
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Fuck you, Summoner is a fantastic game for being a launch title.
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Old Mar 7th, 2008, 07:31 PM       
Final Fantasy 12 was dreadful. The gameplay was kinda decent but the plot and the characters had the depth of a puddle.

I was going to put Silver surfer for the NES because that's just a rediculous game. Before playing it I assumed Silver Surfer was near immortal but then the NES game made me aware of his weakness.................Everything! I was killed by a Rubber Ducky, WTF! Not the lizard men, or Galactus or something impressive.

Rubber Ducky, you're the one. You make bathtime lot's of fun. Rubber Ducky....You killed the fucking Silver Surfer!!!

That's when Ernie knew he had to get out of dodge.
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Old Mar 19th, 2008, 07:59 PM       
5. Ghostbusters (NES) - Got it when I was a kid, still can't beat the Zuul building without a Game Genie. Even a Turbo Controller won't get you up those fucking stairs fast enough.

4. Contra: Legacy of War (PSX) - Got this for $2.99 in an EB Games bargain bin, and I STILL felt it was a ripoff.

3. World of Warcraft - Only because I saw a lot of my friends destroy their lives over this fucking game. That, and I got tired of hearing them bitch at each other over who got what loot. It doesn't matter, it's not fucking REAL you idiots!

2. Action 52 (NES/Genesis) - Quite possibly one the worst games ever made. 52 broken, unplayable piles of shit that pass themselves off as "games". If you can find ONE game on this cart that doesn't suck big, fat, donkey cock, then I get legal permission to drill a hole in your skull for scientific purposes.

1. Epidemic - A very obscure FPS for the Playstation. I originally thought it was going to be a cool horror-themed shooter about a dude in a hazmat suit against hordes of plague-ridden freaks that vomited blood. Well, it sounded a lot better in my mind, I guess. In reality, I got a half-baked story about some loser trying to save his girlfriend from a made-up disease, and he does this by piloting a very stupid-looking mech through the same office building over and over in search of a cure. This was the only game in existence that gave me motion sickness, I couldn't play it for more than five minutes before I felt like throwing up.
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Old Mar 19th, 2008, 08:17 PM       
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5: Final Fantasy 1
Final Fantasy 1 was frustrating, but most hated? Come on...
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Old Mar 20th, 2008, 03:55 AM       
1: Back to the future
2: Bible games
3: Run like hell
4: Arthur: Ready to Race
5: Scooby Doo: Cyber case
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Old Mar 24th, 2008, 06:19 PM       
Fuck, i dont post on these forums anymore.

1.STRIDER (Arcade, genesis) - The guy who made this game never intended for it to be beaten. Its an absolute travesty of a game. Sure, the first level is fun, but the rest of the game is a lesson in futility.
2.STRIDER (NES) - Stupid
3.Final Fantasy 12 - I really enjoy how they made Vaan the main character. It was pretty much that it was a last minute decision to make the androgynous dude the hero to appease japanese yaoi fangirls.
4.Surf Ninjas (Game Gear) - why?
5.PO'ed - Not very much fun at all.
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