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Old Apr 23rd, 2008, 04:37 PM        the love keeps coming new splatter house planed
i know some of you loved this game so here are the news

http://www.gametrailers.com/viewnews.php?id=5826

http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3167518
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Old Apr 23rd, 2008, 05:10 PM       
That is fucking great news. I just got wood.
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Old Apr 25th, 2008, 02:37 AM       
Don't worry some dumbass developer will find a way to butcher this classic.
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Old Apr 25th, 2008, 10:14 AM       
I hope it doesn't control like a CD-i game this time!
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Old Apr 25th, 2008, 12:25 PM       
Dude, I totally know what you mean!




Nah, I'm just kidding. I have no clue what you're talking about. Good bait.
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Old Apr 25th, 2008, 03:13 PM       
Probably his way of saying that it had bad controls, which, if that's the case, really reminds me of how my little brother complains bitterly about how there's "just no perspective" when I can convince him to play any older game, then proceeds to suck at them
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Old Apr 25th, 2008, 05:16 PM       
Well, I think they did a decent job when they remade ghouls and ghosts as Maximo a number of years ago. Maybe that's just one good example though.
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Old Apr 25th, 2008, 05:22 PM       
You're doing a marvelous job at being terrible gw. Keep it up.

I reeeeeeally hope that they don't skimp on the gore in this. I don't see that being a problem when you compare it to some of the recent games, but splatterhouse always went above and beyond.
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Old Apr 25th, 2008, 05:30 PM       
Take it from the only person here that owns both splatterhouse and a CD-i - comparing splatterhouse's controls to games like Link: The Faces Of Evil is totally justifiable, if a little mean.

The world seems neat enough, though, and a new splatterhouse for 360 might even interest me to the point of a purchase
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Old May 2nd, 2008, 06:40 PM       
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Old May 2nd, 2008, 09:39 PM       
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Old May 3rd, 2008, 01:42 AM       
i just hope they bring back Splatterhouse's ultimate weapon: the shotgun
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Old May 3rd, 2008, 01:18 PM       
More shirt ripping GOODNESS.
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Old May 3rd, 2008, 02:45 PM       
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Damn, that's already strike one in my book. The quickest way to ruin a classic game is to make a 3D remake. Just look at Sonic.
I'm afraid.
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Old May 5th, 2008, 06:42 PM       
Oh my God, that looks like a souped up CarnEvil
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Old May 5th, 2008, 06:51 PM       
I remember when I was in 2nd grade and I rented Splatter House.

I put it on the kitchen table and my mom saw it. It was right around the time when they introduced ratings for games, and so of course she flipped out like Kyle's mom.

"WHAT WHAT WHAT!!! MATTHEW! YOU AREN'T OLD ENOUGH TO PLAY THIS!!!!"

Guess what. I'M OLD ENOUGH TO PLAY THIS ONE MOM, I HOPE YOU ARE READING THIS. BI*CH.
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Old May 5th, 2008, 06:58 PM       
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Damn, that's already strike one in my book. The quickest way to ruin a classic game is to make a 3D remake. Just look at Sonic.
I'm afraid.

-Mario 64
-Maximo
-Ninja Gaiden
-Shinobi
-Ocarina of Time & all the rest
-Metroid Prime
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Old May 7th, 2008, 07:36 PM       
For the record, Metroid Prime sucks ass compared to the rest.
And I do believe I made what we call an 'exaggeration'. But, look at the battle record, there are WAY more shitty 3D remakes than good ones. Like Bubsy. And how about (well, controversially) Castlevania 64?
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Old May 7th, 2008, 07:40 PM       
Bubsy 3D was a remake?

Of Bubsy 3D?
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Old May 7th, 2008, 08:47 PM       
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Old May 7th, 2008, 08:49 PM       
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For the record, Metroid Prime sucks ass compared to the rest.
And I do believe I made what we call an 'exaggeration'. But, look at the battle record, there are WAY more shitty 3D remakes than good ones. Like Bubsy. And how about (well, controversially) Castlevania 64?

i don't like you anymore :< and i hope this game rocks so you shut up
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Old May 7th, 2008, 09:26 PM       
oh jesus. Why are you doing that too? :<
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Old May 8th, 2008, 12:28 AM       
doing what? :<
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