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Old Jun 2nd, 2008, 08:36 PM        Dickipedia
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From Antonin Scalia's entry:

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Harvard is considered by many to be a good school. It is one of many good schools. And there are many Harvard graduates who realize that attending Harvard does not necessarily make you the smartest person in the room. Scalia is not this sort of Harvard graduate.
Flavor Flav's entry:

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While Flav has been more than willing to impregnate women, he reportedly has not paid child support for some or all of these children, many of whom are in need of financial assistance for their health and education. Yeeeaaaaahh, boyyyyyyyyyy!

Regardless, Flav has managed to maintain strong relationships with the various mothers of his children, one of whom was quoted as saying, "I'm not even interested in even saying hi to him... If he died, I would not go to his funeral."
Kanye West's entry:

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Like many rappers, West grew up in an upper-class Chicago suburb where his mother was chair of the state university’s English Department. His mother passed on a rich vocabulary that West later put to use when he jumped onto the stage after losing Best Video at the MTV Europe Awards and said: “Fuck dis! (My video) cost a million dollars, Pamela Anderson was in it, I was jumping across canyons and shit.”
And finally, Barack Obama's entry, and one of the funniest passages on the whole page:

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Barack Obama is married to Michelle Obama (nee Robinson), with whom he has five children: Sondra, Denise, Theo, Vanessa and Rudy.
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Old Jun 2nd, 2008, 11:03 PM       
"Over the years, West has crafted a signature style built on clever wordplay and the incorporation of themes into his work that other rappers would deem childish, stupid, or 'whack.' These themes include 'polo shirts' and 'college.' "
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Old Jun 3rd, 2008, 09:25 PM       
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"Over the years, West has crafted a signature style built on clever wordplay and the incorporation of themes into his work that other rappers would deem childish, stupid, or 'whack.' These themes include 'polo shirts' and 'college.' "
Because all rappers are dirty uneducated negroid gang members.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2008, 09:34 PM       
they all ACT like it
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Old Jun 3rd, 2008, 09:40 PM       
Yes all of them do.
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Old Jun 3rd, 2008, 10:01 PM       
this is a gr8 find

this is my fav thread uve ever made Modular.

Ms. Modular is like I-Mockery Forum's very own E! reporter, f*ckin worthless and a cancer to society, so having anything enjoyable come from her is a shock :dickipedia
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Old Jun 3rd, 2008, 10:02 PM       
I'm just playin grl, u aint bad. dnt gt btt hrt
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Old Jun 5th, 2008, 01:11 AM       
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Ms. Modular is like I-Mockery Forum's very own E! reporter, f*ckin worthless and a cancer to society, so having anything enjoyable come from her is a shock :dickipedia
With people like you around calling me names, I'm not sure if it's really worth posting anything of substance anymore. I used to post much longer posts...and then I got a job. When you get a job, you'll have to make that choice, too.
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Old Jun 5th, 2008, 02:29 PM       
I was jus playin with you, geeze louise do you bleed every month or something?

God damn I have to get use to everyone being sensitive on I-Mockery now, which now includes most "vets."

I thoroughly enjoyed the website you shared.
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Old Jun 5th, 2008, 04:29 PM       
Vets are emo.
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Old Jun 5th, 2008, 05:39 PM       
Shut up, bitches!
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Old Jun 5th, 2008, 06:34 PM       
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I was jus playin with you, geeze louise do you bleed every month or something?
I don't appreciate your sexism, either. I'm glad you enjoyed the website, though.
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Old Jun 5th, 2008, 10:13 PM       
i don't appreciate your lesbianism
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