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Old Jun 11th, 2008, 10:01 PM        Games you hope will never have a movie
Half Life
Ninja Gaiden
Halo
Bioshock
DOOM (oh wait..... fuck)
Battletoads
Call of Duty 4
Portal
If they're EVER going to do a movie on any of these, I pray it'll at LEAST be in CG.
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Old Jun 11th, 2008, 10:31 PM       
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Old Jun 11th, 2008, 10:34 PM       
i hope they make a movie out of the street fighter: the movie arcade game
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Old Jun 11th, 2008, 10:35 PM       
Grand Theft Auto and The Legend of Zelda.
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Old Jun 11th, 2008, 10:41 PM       
Kirby, Bioshock, and Star Fox.

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Old Jun 11th, 2008, 10:42 PM       
Ugh. Well Bioshock's already getting a movie.
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Old Jun 11th, 2008, 10:44 PM       
Aw fuck. Bloody sploicers.....
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Old Jun 11th, 2008, 10:50 PM       
I wouldn't worry about Battletoads. They wore out their marketability about 15 years ago.
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Old Jun 11th, 2008, 10:51 PM       
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Old Jun 11th, 2008, 10:53 PM       
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Old Jun 11th, 2008, 11:33 PM       
Super Mario Bros.
Mortal Kombat
Alone in the Dark
Blood Rayne
Resident Evil
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Old Jun 11th, 2008, 11:48 PM       
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Super Mario Bros.
Mortal Kombat
Alone in the Dark
Blood Rayne
Resident Evil


Hey, waaaait a minute!!!
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Old Jun 11th, 2008, 11:49 PM       
At least one of those could've been done justice.
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Old Jun 12th, 2008, 12:20 AM       
There was absolutely nothing wrong with the Mortal Kombat movie, there was alot to like about the Super Mario Bros movie and I personally thought the Doom movie was awesome.
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Old Jun 12th, 2008, 12:27 AM       
I thought it was okay as a movie in itself. But being a rabid classic doom fan, it sucked terribly to call itself doom.
The FPS part kicked significant ass.
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Old Jun 12th, 2008, 12:34 AM       
mmm, lets see

Sonic
Killer7 (guarantee the plot would get messed up beyond all means)
Metal gear solid
Diablo (fat chance, but still)
Wii fit (worst...movie...ever...)
Dynasty Warriors
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Old Jun 12th, 2008, 12:59 AM       
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There was absolutely nothing wrong with the Mortal Kombat movie, there was alot to like about the Super Mario Bros movie and I personally thought the Doom movie was awesome.
MK is my favorite video game movie to date, but there absolutely were things wrong with it. The Super Mario Bros movie, imo, was garbage. Doom was entertaining, but it should've never been put to film in the first place. Paper-thin plots in video games don't translate to the big screen very well.
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Old Jun 12th, 2008, 01:06 AM       
troubleshout, i can't speak for everyone else here but i personally think your signature is way too dang big

and there is not a difference between being a psycho and being a psychopath, one is an abbreviation for the other

being psychotic, on the other hand, should not be confused with psychopathy
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Old Jun 12th, 2008, 01:09 AM       
The entire reason you posted that was to say my sig was too big? ok...

Oh, and like article about bad videogames based off movies, I really don't want to see an Ice Climber movie
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Old Jun 12th, 2008, 01:10 AM       
troubleshoot stop being a n*gger
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Old Jun 12th, 2008, 01:44 AM       
A Super Smash Bros. movie would probably be the greatest thing ever.
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Old Jun 12th, 2008, 10:12 AM       
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I personally thought the Doom movie was awesome.
You have problems. Doom was almost on par with Street Fighter in terms of ass sucking. Making it the 2nd worst video game movie ever.

The first MK movie was the best video game movie so far. It had its moments of cheese but it seamed to work well for the movie, much like an old kung-fu movie. The MK sequels sucked though.

Troubleshoot, I think if they focused solely on the plot and payed no attention to anything else in the game and tried to stay away from any and all "based on the video game" asspects, Killer 7 might actualy make a bad ass movie. But back to the toppic at hand...

Any movie based on any MMO would mean the end of the world! Any Castlevania or Mega Man game.
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Old Jun 12th, 2008, 10:50 AM       
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A Super Smash Bros. movie would probably be the greatest thing ever.
The new story mode in Brawl is pretty much that, and I thought it was kinda boring.
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The new story mode in Brawl is pretty much that, and I thought it was kinda boring.
It needed more enemies from Nintendo games, not just ones from Mario games and some made up ones. I also thought they should've gave the bosses more backstory instead of just popping up to give you hell.

But yeah, it would be awesome if they made one.
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