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Old Nov 20th, 2008, 03:22 AM       
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Old Nov 20th, 2008, 10:03 AM       
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What? No.. that really shouldn't have been the case...
They put loop de loops and BLAST PROCESSING in for a reason. LOOK AT THIS SHIT SONIC CAN RUN IN A LOOP OH FUCK A CORKSCREW THIS IS AWESOME.

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Look, the game was (to my understanding) made to be a more fast paced, action packed platformer to compete with the other platformer games out there. Most notably Mario. But up until after Sonic Adventure was released, it was never soley about going right as fast as you can and jump over the one or two enemies in your way.
Adventure was only two fifths running, and Adventure 2 was only one third. Also, the Genesis games were the LEAST fun when you were platforming heavily, since Sonic has shit handling in every video game (as opposed to Mario, who controls like a dream).

Sonic was always bad, but we forgave him because he ran fast and had did what Nintendon't.
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Old Nov 20th, 2008, 11:39 AM       
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I have an unrelated question... When did Sonic become associated with metal?
You're calling the music in the games metal?

That's priceless. That music is waaaaaaay too happy.
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Old Nov 20th, 2008, 12:25 PM       
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Old Nov 20th, 2008, 12:27 PM       
Rammstein aren't really metal. More industrial than anything.
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Old Nov 20th, 2008, 12:32 PM       
Industrial metal's still metal.

And what the heck is REAL metal then?
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Old Nov 20th, 2008, 12:49 PM       
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Old Nov 20th, 2008, 04:29 PM       
Loop de loops were made to look as though Sonic was going faster than he really was, same goes for the checkerboard ground and dual colored grass on the first level. In other levels, you have other distractions that pull your attention away from Sonic primarily, which makes him look faster than he was but the game was never made soley to go right as fast as you can. I have never had handeling issues when it came to Sonic. I've had more issues with Mario when he did that gay ass sliding thing... And Also, to prove that Sonic wasn't initially about 'speed' was how long it took for him to actually get up to full speed. The power shoes was just to add more to it.

Actually.... You've got me there, Angryhydralisk. Going back and such, the music is still more happy-go-lucky but some parts have more metal-esque parts then I would have liked...

Yeah, what is REAL metal? Oh and Rammstein sucks.
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Old Nov 20th, 2008, 04:33 PM       
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Old Nov 20th, 2008, 04:35 PM       
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BLAST PROCESSING
A term coined by genesis to pretty much say that their system was capable of showing more motion and such as compared to the SNES. That was never made specifically for the Sonic series, and that never meant that Sonic was made soley to go into one direction at full speed.
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Old Nov 20th, 2008, 05:07 PM       
Sonic was made simply to go in one direction at high speeds. That's why his name is Sonic, and why he runs.


Also Blast Processing represented nothing, it was just a marketing gimmick.
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Old Nov 20th, 2008, 06:20 PM       
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Sonic was made simply to go in one direction at high speeds. That's why his name is Sonic, and why he runs.


Also Blast Processing represented nothing, it was just a marketing gimmick.
Well the gimmick was half true.. I mean, the Genesis was able to show more motion than the SNES at that time, but thats really it.
And I can't tell if you're saying that for a negative reaction or if you really believe that...
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Old Nov 20th, 2008, 11:27 PM       
I'm thinking you're just arguing for the sake of it. We all agree that Sonic sucks.
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Old Nov 20th, 2008, 11:33 PM       
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I'm thinking you're just arguing for the sake of it. We all agree that Sonic sucks.
Fine, whatever...if thats what you'd like to hear.
But I don't think Sonic sucks. Well, he does now at least... But back then, he didn't, not to me.
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Old Nov 21st, 2008, 11:43 AM       
What they need to do with Sonic is... Make a game like that Link's Crossbow whatever the shit. Call it Dr. (whatever the bad guys name was from Sonic 1 and 2.) Big Game Hunting, or something like that. All you do is hunt Sonic and all his buddies in a modern day duck hunt.
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Old Nov 21st, 2008, 02:49 PM       
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What they need to do with Sonic is... Make a game like that Link's Crossbow whatever the shit. Call it Dr. (whatever the bad guys name was from Sonic 1 and 2.) Big Game Hunting, or something like that. All you do is hunt Sonic and all his buddies in a modern day duck hunt.
I can just hear Sonic's voice saying: "Way not cool, brah!" as brain matter and pits of skull splatter behind him.
Too dark?...
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Old Nov 22nd, 2008, 12:58 AM       
It would be even better if you could shoot him in the legs, crippling him for life.
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Old Nov 22nd, 2008, 01:54 AM       
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Oh come now... It would be fun to shoot the little bugger in the legs.
The blue blur now confined to a wheel chair.
Thats what you get for Sonic X!
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Old Nov 22nd, 2008, 08:21 AM       
I always look forward to these new games. It means eventually someone's going to have to record themselves playing it and curse their own existence throughout the entire thing. Then it's on youtube.
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Old Nov 22nd, 2008, 11:25 AM       
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Oh come now... It would be fun to shoot the little bugger in the legs.
The blue blur now confined to a wheel chair.
Thats what you get for Sonic X!
i would prefer the torque bow can opener execution from gears 2
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Old Nov 22nd, 2008, 03:13 PM       
I think sonic might need to take some family medical leave or something for a while. It seems like Mario can pick and choose what genres he delves into and make it enjoyable. On the other hand there is Sonic shuffle.... I don't think there is anything else that makes me cringe as much as Knuckles "Awww, Maan" whenever he loses...which is a lot.....because it's Sonic Shuffle and nobody wins.
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Old Nov 22nd, 2008, 03:40 PM       
I can't stand it how they try way too hard to make sonic "cool" just to please the 13-14 old kids who play the games while listening to linkin park

As much as I hate Nintendo for wanking the same franchises over and over again with minimal changes, their games are still somewhat amusing. Sega however should stop trying these lame ideas with Sonic series, go back to the basics and start over. Remakes of the classic games wouldn't be a bad idea, and the last thing the series need is more lame characters.
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Old Nov 22nd, 2008, 04:22 PM       
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I can't stand it how they try way too hard to make sonic "cool" just to please the 13-14 old kids who play the games while listening to linkin park

As much as I hate Nintendo for wanking the same franchises over and over again with minimal changes, their games are still somewhat amusing. Sega however should stop trying these lame ideas with Sonic series, go back to the basics and start over. Remakes of the classic games wouldn't be a bad idea, and the last thing the series need is more lame characters.
One problem with a re-make. You know it would be all 3D, 'extreme', Sonic would be a faggot and all the levels would be re-made just so all you have to do is run really fast.
And they would add newer, gayer characters..


Way not cool brah, way not cool.
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