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Old Nov 24th, 2008, 09:30 PM       
Hey lets take a billion uppers and downers and "Soma Shuffle" our way to the emergency room!
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Old Nov 24th, 2008, 09:35 PM       
hey lets smoke ten thousand bowls of marijuana in an hour and vomit our bronchial passages out into the bong
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Old Nov 24th, 2008, 09:36 PM       
Who does drugs for their health? What a fag.
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Old Nov 24th, 2008, 09:41 PM       
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Old Nov 24th, 2008, 09:42 PM       
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hey lets smoke ten thousand bowls of marijuana in an hour and vomit our bronchial passages out into the bong
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Old Nov 24th, 2008, 10:07 PM       
D.A.R.E. failed miserably, methinks.
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Old Nov 24th, 2008, 10:25 PM       
DARE educated me on what drugs are. As far as prevention, it crashed and burned.
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Old Nov 24th, 2008, 10:53 PM       
Some of my Jr. High friends and I "failed" DARE for throwing rocks at an old man's house a few blocks away from the school . There was like 15 of us and he came out of his house and chased us into the school. Then he grabbed one kid by the collar and pinned him against the wall until the RCMP came
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Old Nov 24th, 2008, 11:24 PM       
Were you double dog dared?
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Old Nov 24th, 2008, 11:50 PM       
This thread got really horrible after that rhino guy showed up.
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Old Nov 24th, 2008, 11:55 PM       
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This thread got really horrible after that rhino guy showed up.
Pillhead post. You all strung out on Vicodin?
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Old Nov 25th, 2008, 12:02 AM       
Oh god I know tons of people who are like "I LIKE TO TAKE ADDIES BEFORE CLASS I STAY AWAKE AND I PAY SO MUCH ATTENTION!"

It's always fun to tell them that going to bed at a good time can do the same thing and watch as they try to come up with a reply that doesn't make them sound like a fucking junkie.
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Old Nov 25th, 2008, 12:08 AM       
I get 9 hours of sleep every night and I'm probably the worst student who ever lived

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Old Nov 25th, 2008, 12:09 AM       
I'm a hippo. I don't go to school.

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Old Nov 25th, 2008, 12:16 AM       
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Oh god I know tons of people who are like "I LIKE TO TAKE ADDIES BEFORE CLASS I STAY AWAKE AND I PAY SO MUCH ATTENTION!"

It's always fun to tell them that going to bed at a good time can do the same thing and watch as they try to come up with a reply that doesn't make them sound like a fucking junkie.
At first I laughed at this, but then I realized how much coffee I drink...
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Old Nov 25th, 2008, 12:22 AM       
Coffee is delicious. You are forgiven.
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Old Nov 25th, 2008, 01:46 AM       
I hate weed. It makes people look like this


Then they talk about legalization like it's somehow important to our society.
And they start quoting Buddhist shit and act like they've discovered some deep spiritual shit
And they start philosophizing about meaningless shit
And they feel like they have to talk about weed in every class they're in, as if it's something important. I've never seen someone make blogs and bumper stickers and t-shirts about how much they like meth and cigarettes
And they protest and take up gay little pet projects and "raise awareness" and make good issues feel untouchable to the general public. Saving the environment has never sounded uncooler when you think of some unshaven no-deodorant-wearing hippies living at some nasty commune recycling their urine

Oh, and vegans
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Old Nov 25th, 2008, 07:32 AM       
I don't know how anyone can take opiates. I fucking hate them. They make me feel like I'm in an elevator going down too fast or like I'm falling forward down a flight of stairs. I'd rather deal with the pain than have that feeling.
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Old Nov 25th, 2008, 07:34 AM       
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or cocaine

did you actually go to a rehab?
No, I could never afford something like rehab. Did it all on my own after the stress in my life died down a bit. I tried NA, just for emotional support and stuff, but that place was so fucking pathetic that my tender serotonin-deprived brain couldn't handle it.
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Old Nov 25th, 2008, 09:09 AM       
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I hate weed.

Then they talk about legalization like it's somehow important to our society.
And they start quoting Buddhist shit and act like they've discovered some deep spiritual shit
And they start philosophizing about meaningless shit
And they feel like they have to talk about weed in every class they're in, as if it's something important. I've never seen someone make blogs and bumper stickers and t-shirts about how much they like meth and cigarettes
And they protest and take up gay little pet projects and "raise awareness" and make good issues feel untouchable to the general public. Saving the environment has never sounded uncooler when you think of some unshaven no-deodorant-wearing hippies living at some nasty commune recycling their urine

Oh, and vegans
They also make shitty music, man. Shitty shitty music.
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Old Nov 25th, 2008, 09:20 AM       
hey supafly, do you still drink or do other drugs?
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Old Nov 25th, 2008, 12:36 PM       
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I hate weed. It makes people look like this


Then they talk about legalization like it's somehow important to our society.
And they start quoting Buddhist shit and act like they've discovered some deep spiritual shit
And they start philosophizing about meaningless shit
And they feel like they have to talk about weed in every class they're in, as if it's something important. I've never seen someone make blogs and bumper stickers and t-shirts about how much they like meth and cigarettes
And they protest and take up gay little pet projects and "raise awareness" and make good issues feel untouchable to the general public. Saving the environment has never sounded uncooler when you think of some unshaven no-deodorant-wearing hippies living at some nasty commune recycling their urine

Oh, and vegans
That's not true for all people who smoke weed.
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Old Nov 25th, 2008, 01:39 PM       
It was easy for my to quit meth once my dealer went to jail and my new dealer sold weak shit.



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Old Nov 25th, 2008, 01:55 PM       
i imagine this is what i looked like when i told my patient that he didn't want me to do a prostate exam on him.
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