I'd forgotten about this one.
My second year of grad school I found myself at a July 4th fireworks event with some friends, a bottle of Vodka and lemonade. (In the days before Mike's) When I finally arrived back at my apartment, I thought it would be a good idea (in my drunken semiconscous state) to do some hamstring stretches. Two things - it's a bad idea to stretch out when drunk, and your sensation to pain diminishes significantly above a BA content of 0.15.
I had a bruise on the back of my leg from my ass down to my knee for about a month.
Originally Posted by MLE
burned myself using chilled bottled water
I need more on this, as it seems to defy the laws of physics.