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Old Aug 16th, 2006, 07:44 PM        Poaching
So, every girl that has the same likes/hobbies/and etc as I do is ALWAYS either married or dating.

This new girl started working at the store with me.
I chatted with her, harmless flirting etc. She was close to 5'10-5'11. And I like tall girls. Now, I invited her to a group activity with friends. Just a little ultimate frizbee and that. She being a out door girl said thought it would be fun, and agreed to go. I was feeling great. Then she dropped the bomb. "I'll bring my boyfriend" God damn, what a waste of 15 minutes.

Now, what is everyone take on Poaching? Stealing the girl of someone else? Is it really stealing if the girls heart yearns for you?
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Old Aug 16th, 2006, 08:20 PM       
I consider your initial assumption that you need a girlfriend to be flawed.

Also I @ the idea that any talking which doesn't result in sex is a waste.
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Old Aug 17th, 2006, 11:18 AM       
no shit man, just what i need another female friend god damnit why's all the good fuck toys spoken for?

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Old Aug 17th, 2006, 11:43 AM       
Poaching is the fine art of making yourself feel like worthless shit, IMO. I try to avoid it.
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Old Aug 17th, 2006, 04:19 PM       
Is it really stealing if the girls heart yearns for you?
Is it really stealing if the girls heart yearns for you?
if the girls heart yearns for you?
if the girls heart yearns for you?
if the girls heart yearns for you?
the girls heart yearns for you?
if the girls heart yearns for you?
if the girls heart yearns for you?
if the girls heart yearns for you?
girls heart yearns for you?
if the girls yearns for you?
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Old Aug 17th, 2006, 07:00 PM       
You wanted to turn a girl on by playing ultimate frizbee?
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