A commercial made me physically sick

[Ghost of Fraiser]

I was watching seinfield earlier today and this fucking commerical came on. it was for Oreos. A grandpa and his grandson were eating oreos. THen they both dunk their oreo into their corresponding milk and then they FUCKING STARE AT EACH OTHER, and this stupid piano roll starts playing with is so intense it started to freak me out.

I didn't know what they were doing, didn't those assholes know the cookie will get too soggy and fall the the bottom of the glass. Where they playing chicken with delishous deserts, why waste a cookie when you can drive to your death off a curb, waste your life not the fucking cookie.

By the time the whole ordeal was over I felt sick, and the commercials ended witha kid getting black his teeth.

[Jixby Phillips]

I saw a commercial about comdoms on tv once

[Ghost of Fraiser]

I saw one for a penis enlarger called Horny Goat Weed.

But really jixby, i wanna shake that commercial like a baby.

[Jixby Phillips]

hey fraiser this isn't an aim chatroom conversation, save it for emails, just keep stuff like this (SPAM) off this message boardokay

[Ghost of Fraiser]

ok jix, but you have to tell me your a/s/l

[Jeanette X]

Originally Posted by Ghost of Fraiser

I saw one for a penis enlarger called Horny Goat Weed.

Rite Aid sells that.

This is one of the reasons I am looking for a new job.

[Spooky]

i've yanked better threads out of a 12 year old's sports bra

[kellychaos]

The grandpa had no teeth to chew the nice, crunchy Oreo. The kid was merely empathizing.