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Old Apr 25th, 2009, 11:55 AM       
That's really the only reason to go golfing. Have fun Get drunk
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Old Apr 25th, 2009, 12:06 PM       
It's only 9 now, so I should be able to get pretty shitty well before noon.
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Old Apr 25th, 2009, 12:32 PM       
Just take a drink every time someone swings. Depending on how many people are playing you should get a good buzz pretty soon.
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Old Apr 25th, 2009, 12:48 PM       
Sams getting drunk and playing with his friends little balls.
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Old Apr 25th, 2009, 12:55 PM       
Happy Birthday Jeanette too.

Now I have a predicament. I was just invited to a b-day party for a friend of a friend. My good friend just told me he's going out for his birthday tonight and I'm also supposed to go hang out with this girl I met on monday.

I was kinda blitzed on monday though so I would have to re-meet her.
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Old Apr 25th, 2009, 01:08 PM       
Whats the predicament?

Happy BDAY Janey!
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Old Apr 25th, 2009, 01:18 PM       
One party is at 7pm, the other starts at 9pm which coincidentally is next door so I can easily do the Buffalo Shuffle between the two but this girl gets out at 10 and I don't want to be sloshed by then. Especially if she wants to go out somewhere.
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Old Apr 25th, 2009, 01:22 PM       
Lol, tell her you have 2 birthday parties and have her meet you there. You are well in your rights to be drunk as fuck.
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Old Apr 25th, 2009, 01:44 PM       
Just talked to her, the bar she wants to meet at is 4 streets down from the first two places. I have 255 in my personal luck stat but usually it doesn't work that well ahead of time.

I just want to see how it's going to mess up. I'm taking bets.

The only thing that I remember about her is that she's a swinger that got out of a 6 year relationship and her ex boyfriend cheated on her. I was like "Really, but you had an open relationship?"

Women.
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Old Apr 25th, 2009, 02:02 PM       
You are gonna stick t in her butt tonight. That is my bet.
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Old Apr 25th, 2009, 02:15 PM       
That's the goal.
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Old Apr 25th, 2009, 02:35 PM       
*blows noisemaker*

Thanks guys! Happy Birthday to me!
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Old Apr 25th, 2009, 03:03 PM       
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Old Apr 25th, 2009, 06:34 PM       
happy birthday / getting fucked up/ sticking things in things.
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Old Apr 26th, 2009, 01:17 AM       
DUDE!
I totally look like Bea Arthur in my zombie pic.
Side by side comparison!
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Old Apr 26th, 2009, 03:34 AM       
A few years ago someone with a Bea Arthur myspace account added me out of the blue. I had no idea who they really were or how I knew them, but whoever-it-was was nice and left comments for me from time to time. They stopped about a year ago, but they're still on my friends list.

I didn't know what else to do so I left one of those sympathy graphics in their comments.
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Old Apr 26th, 2009, 06:17 PM       
hahaha you're friends with an ol' bitch
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Old Apr 26th, 2009, 06:18 PM       
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Old Apr 26th, 2009, 09:16 PM       
I went to a funeral today.

Now, I've seen some wacky tasteless funeral shit before, but this has to win some sort of award.

There was a woman who was slurping slowly on a Big Gulp as she peered into the coffin.

I couldn't believe what I was seeing.

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Old Apr 26th, 2009, 09:24 PM       
OH SHIT! That's why phones have cameras.
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Old Apr 26th, 2009, 09:25 PM       
Well, the widow was talking to me at the time, I just happened to glance over. If I'd said "hold on" and whipped out a phone/camera, I guess I would have been just as bad.
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Old Apr 26th, 2009, 09:27 PM       
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I want the Japanese Jack Daniels! My wife hated my old Jack shirt and it wound up in the dumpster.
She just liked seeing you with your shirt off.
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Old Apr 26th, 2009, 09:28 PM       
But the chances of a trifecta would have been in play and it would be a funeral worthy of the gods!
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