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Old Apr 12th, 2008, 09:18 PM       
dood it's cuz they know how to use the bowlin' ball grip, duh
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Old Apr 12th, 2008, 09:51 PM       
HOW MUCH DOES A POLAR BEAR WEIGH?

ENOUGH TO CRACK DA ICE!

CAN I GIT YO DIGITZ?

Works every time :D
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Old Apr 13th, 2008, 04:26 AM       
Well, I'd say that I'm impressed by your ability to ignore my recent contribution to your Myspace Inbox along with my decision to "poke" you on Facebook, but then I remembered how much practice you've had.
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Old Apr 13th, 2008, 06:52 PM       
Best thing to do is show her that you are interested and then slowly put the talk game down
So her you want to be her friend make them laugh and next you guys are alone and if she wants it
trust me she will let you know
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Old Apr 13th, 2008, 07:21 PM       
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Best thing to do is show her that you are interested and then slowly put the talk game down
So her you want to be her friend make them laugh and next you guys are alone and if she wants it
trust me she will let you know
Yep, so far this is the best worst one.
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Old Apr 13th, 2008, 11:40 PM       
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Best thing to do is show her that you are interested and then slowly put the talk game down
So her you want to be her friend make them laugh and next you guys are alone and if she wants it
trust me she will let you know
Jesus fucking bananas. You're never going to knock up anything less than four legs. Just don't talk, yo. You'll get more stang that way.

Just smile and wave, asshat.
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Old Apr 14th, 2008, 12:24 AM       
softix are you a fancy sort of spambot?
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Old Apr 14th, 2008, 03:59 AM       
When spambot technology gets to the point where it can offer sound advice on picking up women, then I will say that the wonders of the internet have reached an equilibrium with its travesties.
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Old Apr 14th, 2008, 12:56 PM       
slowly put the talk game down
back away from the talk game
get down on the ground
hands where i can see them
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Old Apr 15th, 2008, 05:50 AM       
Softix impresses the guys of the internet with his knowledge of how to get chicks.
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Old Apr 18th, 2008, 04:00 AM       
Did somebody order an awesome fuck? 'cuz the delivery boy's here!

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Old Apr 18th, 2008, 02:21 PM       
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Old Apr 18th, 2008, 07:33 PM       
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Old Apr 19th, 2008, 04:58 AM       
(on one of those GLBT cruises)

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Old Apr 20th, 2008, 11:53 PM       
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Old Apr 21st, 2008, 12:00 AM       
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Old Apr 23rd, 2008, 06:38 PM       
"Do you like Viking Metal?"

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Old Apr 28th, 2008, 02:16 AM       
If you are in a hurry and don't speak the language a wad of cash usually suffices. It's called peso-nality. Stuffing a gym sock in your Fruit or the Looms works too...just remember the socks go in the front, not the back.

You can buy those cheapo badges and cop wallets on the Internet too. Works real well in a station wagon with the inside passenger side door handle removed.

I never tried any of that stuff, preferring to rely on charm.
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Old May 2nd, 2008, 07:52 PM       
Wow...

I once got: 'I'd love to put some dick in you.'

Suave.
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Old May 3rd, 2008, 09:16 AM       
Ummmm.... Did you hurl immediately, or did you wait til you got home?
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Old May 3rd, 2008, 03:59 PM       
or did you get some dick put into you?
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Old May 3rd, 2008, 05:15 PM       
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Wow...

I once got: 'I'd love to put some dick in you.'

Suave.
That's where you say "Yeah, if only you had some!" then you high-five your hot friends and start having lesbian sex in front of everyone.
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Old May 3rd, 2008, 05:21 PM       
No, i didn't hurl, i just laughed, refused the dick, and unfortunatly didn't have my lesbian lover with me.

was kinda a downer. but then saw him at a party with his girlfriend, and the fear in his eyes was hilarious.

Which was worth the awfulness, really.
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Old May 3rd, 2008, 06:43 PM       
Hehe, you should have hung near by just to make him want think of every excuse to leave the party. I hope you stared at him a lot.
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Old May 4th, 2008, 01:37 AM       
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