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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 02:05 PM       
I stuck it behind my ear and it somehow came out of my butt :O

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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 02:06 PM       
somone needs to make a gif of a spinning bag of flaming hot cheetoes and the background will be a explosion and the bag will be aflame
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 02:08 PM       
my friend once got so stoned he put a car battery inside some cheetoes & drove that shit down the freeway going 35

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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 02:08 PM       
I'm going to go buy some beer...what snack doesn't make your hands greasy?
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 02:09 PM       
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 02:09 PM       
Pretzels? Just don't get the honey mustard bite ones. I'm assuming you want bar food to go with your beer.
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 02:10 PM       
:/ I'm not a big fruit guy
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 02:10 PM       
vegetables? a bowl of rice? hell, anything with utensils should fit the bill
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 02:11 PM       
Oh hey guys if it makes you feel any better, with the bi-polar medication I'm on, if I drink a beer and fall asleep, I won't wake up.
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 02:11 PM       
I like spicy and crunchy
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 02:12 PM       
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Wasabi peas.
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 02:12 PM       
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 02:15 PM       
I have a can of Wasabi peas...I'm not into them anymore.
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 02:16 PM       
Why don't you buy some chips and some good fresh salsa.
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 02:16 PM       
Spicy trail mix? Usually whatever shit they put on things to make it hot will make your hands greasy or powdery.
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 02:18 PM       
I want indian food so bad right now, especially samosas.
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 02:18 PM       
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LAKEWOOD, Wash. (AP) - A nine-year-old boy with a history of stealing cars and running away sneaked onto a plane bound for Texas, getting caught after flubbing an airport connection, officials said he had greasy hands and might have been masturbating
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 02:24 PM       
When I worked at Goodwill this guy came in and asked if we had any toasters and I showed him some in the housewares section and like a minute later I come back and he's jerking off in the housewares section. So we chase him out of the store and he's hobbling with his pants around his ankles and tries to jump on his bike and get away. Guess who won.
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 02:26 PM       
your sister and now you have a retarded nefew
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 02:28 PM       
I'm not allowed to have kids. I would go to jail. Which I guess is wished upon in here. Not that it matters because my sister is infertile too.
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 02:45 PM       
Fartin is that from one of your scripts
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 02:50 PM       
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 06:17 PM       
You carried that all the way from another topic? Geez. I like him too, except for the hair.
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 06:18 PM       
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