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Old Oct 1st, 2007, 02:44 PM       
I never said I wasn't a fucking nutjob, Gris, just that I might or might not have been misdiagnosed with aspergers.

Niolani: I'm glad I'm not the only one in this situation. I exhibit a few aspie behaviors but I'm not completely non-functional, so it's really hard to tell what's what.

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Old Oct 1st, 2007, 02:49 PM       
Also, that's a stupid analogy. Kettles are generally bigger than pots, and pots are SILVER.
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Old Oct 1st, 2007, 03:15 PM       
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I never said I wasn't a fucking nutjob, Gris, just that I might or might not have been misdiagnosed with aspergers.
My point.

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Also, that's a stupid analogy. Kettles are generally bigger than pots, and pots are SILVER.
One: Size has nothing to do with it.

Two: The original fable is that a pot and kettle are both. blackened over a fire. Next, the pot makes fun of the kettle for being blackened, despite being blackened itself. You ignorant, drooling chimp.
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Old Oct 1st, 2007, 06:04 PM       
GRISLYGUS I APOLOGISE FOR NOT BEING AN OLD FART LIKE YOU BUT I DID NOT LIVE IN CAVE MAN TIMES AND HAVE NEVER HAD TO COOK SOMETHING OVER A FIRE AND DO NOT UTILIZE A GAS POWERED STOVE THUS MY KETTLE AND/OR POT HAVE NEVER BEEN CHARRED TO SAID DARK SHADE OK GLAD I COULD MAKE THIS CLEAR TO YOU
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Old Oct 1st, 2007, 06:23 PM       
I'm curious now, how old do you think I am?
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Old Oct 2nd, 2007, 12:04 AM       
I forgot to mention that contrary to many Apsies, I can perfectly read emotions on people’s face, which that I can notice their facial expressions when I start to piss them off.
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Old Oct 2nd, 2007, 01:24 AM       
I forgot to tell all of you guys that I'm really an albino, although I'm even more rare and special because my pigment isn't affected by the disease.
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Old Oct 2nd, 2007, 10:12 AM       
I have cancer, but I'm different because it doesn't hurt or kill me, it just makes the lump in my forehead really big.
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Old Oct 3rd, 2007, 03:31 AM       
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I'm curious now, how old do you think I am?
I don't know, 20? I just found the fact that you saw fit to call me names because I wasn't aware of some fable about cookware a little uncalled for.
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Old Oct 3rd, 2007, 10:24 AM       
Guys this is getting out of hand can't we get along
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Old Oct 3rd, 2007, 12:33 PM       
Out of hand, my ass. I can't even make fun of him properly. Every time he posts, he spews out something completely retarded on it's own basis, let alone when taken in context with the entire conversation. Take the last bit, for example. YOU ARE AN OLD FART BECAUSE YOU TEND TO AGREE WITH GADZOOKS WAIT NO NOW YOU ASKED ME HOW OLD I THINK YOU ARE THAT MEANS I SAID SOMETHING STUPID AGAIN ACTUALLY I FIGURE YOU'RE ONLY TWENTY BUT STILL I WAS HURT BY YOUR MOCKING ME FOR NOT KNOWING A BIT OF COMMON KNOWLEDGE AND THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR.


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Old Oct 3rd, 2007, 02:56 PM       
Grislygus, if you enjoy exploding over the tiniest faults of someone's persona and going into an angry tirade about it and de-railing an entire conversation, I would like to suggest you visit THIS WEBSITE.

Chances are you will fit right in!
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Old Oct 3rd, 2007, 03:09 PM       
I also feel the need to recap this thread in "/v/-o-vision" so you all can have a clear picture of how this forum is rapidly approaching terrible 4chan bitchfest status every single day.

Ahem!

Me: NIOLANI I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE ASPERGERS I'M SURE YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE BIT WIERD DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT

Gris: GW YOU ARE THE BIGGEST FUCKING WIERDO EVER SHUT THE HELL UP OK POT CALLING KETTLE BLACK FUCK YOU FOR EVEN POSTING

Me: I NEVER SAID I WASN'T A FREAK LEAVE ME ALONE OK ALSO I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THAT ANALOGY BECAUSE VISIBLE EVIDENCE DICTATES THAT POTS ARE SILVER

Gris: JESUS CHRIST YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT FABLE HOLY FUCK FAIL SAGE 8.5 FACEPALM TROLL NINTENDRONE XBOT PS3 SUCKS NOSTALGIAFAG UNDERAGE B& A;SLDKFJAOSDIUH;OEIHAP;OSIHDG;OIJ;EOIAHSD
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Old Oct 3rd, 2007, 03:45 PM       
I know Chojin doesn't want us picking on you anymore, but it's hard to argue with results like this.
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Old Oct 3rd, 2007, 04:25 PM       
What the hell is 4chan I can't navigate that shit what the hell
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Old Oct 3rd, 2007, 06:02 PM       
I swear, half the time this forum is a fucking chore to post on. It's called I-Mockery, not I-Unreasonabledouchebaggery. Sheesh!
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Old Oct 4th, 2007, 11:36 AM       
At which point does it say in this forum that the sarcasm and mockery ends and everything gets serious after you click here ages 18+ only
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Old Oct 5th, 2007, 03:04 PM       
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I know Chojin doesn't want us picking on you anymore, but it's hard to argue with results like this.
lawl :<

this reminds me of the legend of the gen bo
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Old Oct 8th, 2007, 12:00 AM       
This thread made me happy. Thanks guys! Guitar Woman made me smile by being slightly wittier than usual, and Grislygus made me laugh by getting entirely out of hand! I highly enjoyed it!

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Old Oct 13th, 2007, 03:22 PM       
so guys have I ever told you how I have diabetes all down the left half of my body?
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Old Oct 13th, 2007, 11:51 PM       
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Old Oct 15th, 2007, 01:07 AM       
wait thats a girl?
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Old Oct 15th, 2007, 09:10 AM       
I'm still waiting for a link to said deviant art.
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yeah, me too ;<
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