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MattJack · #51

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Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God

That doesn't mean you can't enjoy them, just don't trust em.

Whew, I saw my life flashing before my eyes for a moment there.

MattJack · #52

I'd actually say never trust a good reach around. Ever.

Babs · #53

Don't trust fat chicks with your dick

Tadao · #54

That is not very good advice Babs, big ladies are often very good at cock love.

Babs · #55

This is actually a proven fact. Fat girls are always hungry and willing to put anything in their mouths hence forth they love fat sticks of meat to shove down their gullets.

edit: they also like to use euphemisms such as stating they're "BBW"

Babs · #56

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Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God

You're drunk aren't you?

AREN'T YOU?!??!?!??

is ok cuz i am too

You know me all to well

Tadao · #57

I like drunk broken Babs.

Babs · #58

I GOT FREE CHIPOTLE TODAY

now I'm fat

Dixie · #59

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Originally Posted by Tadao

I like drunk broken Babs.

Mold him like clay Tad. With the spirit of bitter perversion. Make him ready for failure.

Babs · #60

My girlfriend just now decided to bring up the topic when I stated I would fuck a particular nun. hmphh.... women!

Tadao · #61

What, that she's a lazy whore?

Babs · #62

Where have you been my whole life? Finally, a chapter entitled "Understanding" has came into my life.

DevilWearsPrada · #63

This is where tadao makes an ejaculation joke.

Babs · #64

hahaha now I just found my girlfriend has been getting onto my myspace and shit. DAMN BITCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCH

Dixie · #65

Dude.
RUN.

Tadao · #66

I hate to bring this up again, who am I kidding I love it!

When a person is cheating on you, the will often try to see if you are cheating on them. Most of the time it is the accuser who is doing the cheating. AND YES IT HAS HAPPENED TO ME!

Babs · #67

It's terrible. I want to leave somewhat but like god damn, somethings are so beautiful. ART FAG!!!!

I just wish she would stop acting like my mother.

I've been talking to this one woman who is a little bit older than me but she is amazing. Only thing her boyfriend just recently passed away and I must have respect.

Tadao · #68

That's silly. She needs someone to hold her and love her. That is totally respectful. As long as your not going to just get laid and leave or use her for money and drugs, I see no problem there. Don't let other peoples who need rules to keep them from abusing people tell you what you should or should not do.

Homo.

Babs · #69

Tough and awkward positions. Yeah, I really just want to be free right now too. Spring is coming and I want to be renewed again and shit, plus I need a lot of stress off me since class is starting up again soon.