WWJD?

[Methuselah]

If Jesus ran for the President position for the USA do you think he would win. And what would it be like?

[GADZOOKS]

Al Sharpton would win.

[Emu]

And with this post, western society collapses.

[GADZOOKS]

Well your like Fat Jesus, why dont you run for president.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

a corpse for president...what a novel concept.

[Royal Tenenbaum]

Even if you weren't a Christian, why wouldn't you vote for Jesus? We're talking free wine here, man.

[El Blanco]

Jesus? I thought you were asking Who Wants Jack Daniels?

[Nietzsche]

In the USA i think he would win. Whether he's a corpse, resurected supernatural entity, or George Bush in a suit. Christianity is an abundance here, and to be frank, when jesus is involved most christians automatically go in his favor without thinking.
But now that i think of it, he might make a decent president if he does magically come back to life. He's peaceful, generous, and h.... oh wait... sorry just remembered the Spanish inquisition.

[Emu]

i dearly hope you're a character

[El Blanco]

Come on Emu, don't you know that Jesus was conducting all the torture sessions during the spanish inquisition?

[Helm]

Why couldn't someone of reasonable inteligence decide to have a nitezcherhge character?

[Emu]

Because then it wouldn't be funny. Wait, it's not funny now.

[Nietzsche]

Wow, doesn't take you very long to judge one's intelligence. Or could it be your more concerned with trying to insult most things in displacment of emotions or want of a feeling of superiority? Of course you'd say no, but that is what it seems. But isn't that unspokenly what half this forum is about? (75%chance the next message will say "No.")
And sorry someone more to your liking (whatever the hell that could be) didn't use the name Nietzsche. I just happened to have 'Thus Spake Zarathustra' in front of me and needed a name. I guess I should have chosen something more original, like a farm animal.

[kellychaos]

George Bush is the opiate of the masses.