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Old Feb 8th, 2004, 12:49 AM        ZOMBIE BABY JOKES THREAD



http://www.jokes.com/schtuff/zombie/

POST YOUR FAVORITE ZOMBIE BABY JOKE IN HERE!

HERE'S MINE:

"What's black and white and red all over?




...A nun being devoured by Satanic zombie babies!"

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Old Feb 8th, 2004, 12:51 AM       
What's blue, red, and goes "pop"?


A zombie baby exploding out of Cookie Monster's belly.
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Old Feb 8th, 2004, 12:57 AM       
What's silver and red and waddles into walls?

A hungry zombie baby with forks in its eyes.
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Old Feb 8th, 2004, 12:58 AM       
How do you put a zombie baby to sleep?






Decapitate it, set it on fire, and scatter the ashes.





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Old Feb 8th, 2004, 02:41 AM       
whats a zombie baby's favorite food?










freeesshhhhhh brraiinsss...........
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Old Feb 8th, 2004, 03:07 AM       
What's bald, has big clacking teeth, and wobbles?









A zombie baby wearing the dentures of an elderly woman whose brains it just ate.
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Old Feb 8th, 2004, 04:56 AM       
What's green, blue, red, and tastes funny?













A zombie baby eating a clown.
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Old Feb 8th, 2004, 05:17 AM       
What's white and red and wears rubber gloves?


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A doctor being eaten alive by a zombie baby.
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Old Feb 8th, 2004, 05:26 AM       
que aspira y hace bromas horribles del zombi


Un Who Del NEWBIE RASGADO De AVATAR De JIXBYS
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Old Feb 8th, 2004, 05:30 AM        .
What's cuter than a zombie baby?










A zombie baby with a bunny head in its mouth.
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Old Feb 8th, 2004, 10:55 AM       


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Old Feb 8th, 2004, 03:34 PM       
So, this Zombie Baby walks into a bar, and he looks around and go's "Hey, what's up with all the dykes in here?" and the bartender goes "This used to be a Kangaroo bar, but the prices were too high." and the Zombie Baby goes "Is that why you have such a little head?" and then he gets up and takes a dump on the bar.
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Old Feb 8th, 2004, 04:44 PM       
What's black and white and red all over?















It'll be you if you post one more stale zombie baby joke.
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Old Feb 8th, 2004, 04:47 PM       
That's not an official zombie baby joke.
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Old Feb 8th, 2004, 05:48 PM       
Why would we lose our pigment?

*Don't feel obligated to answer that.
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Old Feb 8th, 2004, 05:52 PM       
Chojin, tenemos todo el visto sus cuadros que no se perdera nada
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Old Feb 8th, 2004, 06:00 PM       
Terran, you are such a baby bitch.
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Old Feb 8th, 2004, 06:04 PM       
What's 18 inches long, red, yellow and makes women scream?






A zombie baby chomping the head off the family parakeet.
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Old Feb 8th, 2004, 06:47 PM       
What's different shades of gray and sucks?







This thread.
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Old Feb 8th, 2004, 06:49 PM       
You mean a zombie reading this thread! :o
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Old Feb 8th, 2004, 06:51 PM       
You mean a zombie baby reading this thread!
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Old Feb 8th, 2004, 07:26 PM       
stop posting plz thnx
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Old Feb 8th, 2004, 07:54 PM       
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Old Feb 8th, 2004, 08:31 PM       
What's the best gift to give a zombie baby?

A zombie puppy.

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Old Feb 8th, 2004, 08:33 PM       
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