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Old Dec 11th, 2009, 01:58 PM       
Conga Rats, Dimmy!
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Old Dec 11th, 2009, 02:16 PM       
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My new baby girl was born perfectly fine a little over an hour ago!
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Old Dec 11th, 2009, 02:18 PM       
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of course we get shrooms! you wierdo
They grow there though? They only grow here for about a month, right before frost.
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Old Dec 11th, 2009, 02:27 PM       
In LA we have farming schools and after a little rain they grow out of the cow poop, also in north cali were it rains everyday but the have actual dairy farms there. The best ones are grown in basements out of wood chips though. Doesn't smell and taste like poo.
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Old Dec 11th, 2009, 03:08 PM       
the ones here always grow in cemeteries (spooky) And they taste like dirty peanuts.

what did you name your daughter dimnos?
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Old Dec 11th, 2009, 03:19 PM       
He named her Dirty Peanuts
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Old Dec 11th, 2009, 03:28 PM       
HE SHOULD HAVE NAMED HER BILL, BECAUSE SHE'S GONNA BE SO EXPENSIVE
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I'm all kinds of cheap. I didn't feel like fixing my freezer door so I put clear tape around and call it the "Po-Lock"
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Old Dec 11th, 2009, 04:33 PM       
That's like a pun on three levels.
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Old Dec 11th, 2009, 04:38 PM       
Carmela. Born a little premature but doing just fine.

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Old Dec 11th, 2009, 04:45 PM       
WHY IS THAT BABY ORANGE? HAS IT BEEN EATING ORANGES OR SOMETHING?
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Old Dec 11th, 2009, 04:47 PM       
Dimnos got laid!
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Old Dec 11th, 2009, 05:05 PM       
Aw, well done.

She looks like a proper baby and everything. Not like the ugly ones.
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Old Dec 11th, 2009, 05:16 PM       
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Carmela. Born a little premature but doing just fine.

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww she's so cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

congratulations!
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Old Dec 11th, 2009, 05:44 PM       
BABIES, FEH
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Old Dec 11th, 2009, 09:13 PM       
You have a cute kiddo Dim, I'm at home now so I can actually see the picture. I take it it'll be years till you get XBOX live again though
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Old Dec 11th, 2009, 09:43 PM       
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Old Dec 11th, 2009, 10:47 PM       
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Old Dec 12th, 2009, 01:40 AM       
hey guys, in a confrontation being the bigger person is NEVER the way to go.
be the rotten person and fuck those fuckers in the face.
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CRAAACCCCKKBOOOOONNNNGGGG
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Old Dec 12th, 2009, 12:57 PM       
Holy shit, my stepdad is trying to fix the oven, and keeps starting electric shocks. They are getting worse, but so far he's managed to not get electrocuted. I'm just waiting for a scream and the smell of charred flesh.
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Old Dec 12th, 2009, 01:18 PM       
THAT'S WHY MEN ARE AWESOME. WE RE-ANIMATE THINGS WITH THE POWER OF ELECTRICITY!!!!
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OR DIE TRYING.
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