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Old Mar 30th, 2007, 07:04 PM       
Alright a woman from Nantucket it's limerick time am i right.
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Old Mar 30th, 2007, 07:15 PM       
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Alright a woman from Nantucket it's limerick time am i right.
A WOMAN FROM NANTUCKET
Ate french fries and then would vomit.
She would use a big ol' bucket,
wearing a wig that fell off.
oh fuck it.
That woman from nantucket.
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Old Mar 30th, 2007, 07:18 PM       
two tears in a bucket

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said the woman from nantuckett
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Old Apr 4th, 2007, 05:36 PM       
So...how is everyone...
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Old Apr 5th, 2007, 03:10 PM       
Name- Mr. Richard Tater
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job- Im THE MNA
where are you at?- I DONT KNO
how did you find out about this site?-
why did you start posting- SHUT UP
Level of Educ.- 0
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hobbies- WALKING AROUND AND TALKING MAYBE I MIGHT STOP TO READ OR SLEEP I LIKE TO LOOK AT THINGS/STUFF
fav. music/band- Audislave
fav. book- House of leaves
fav. movie- Total recall
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fav. food- pizza
Who do you hate the most on this board- not chojin
In high school you were voted most likely to...- make arts or somethinbg
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Old Apr 18th, 2007, 05:09 PM       
Name- Evan S.
Birthday- 12/30/1987
job- HAHA! I wish I could get employed
where are you at?- Marion, Ohio
how did you find out about this site?- Maddox
why did you start posting- complete boredom
Level of Educ.- HS
Income- NOTHING!
hobbies- Er, reading, playing guitar, writing, the tubes.
fav. music/band- I'm an "industrial fan", but my favorites are KMFDM and Pig. Raymond Watts is an underrated genius.
fav. book- too many to choose
fav. movie- ESB
Fav. Video Game- Perfect Dark
fav. food- pizza
Who do you hate the most on this board- God damn it's slow
In high school you were voted most likely to...- kill myself
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Old May 21st, 2007, 12:26 PM       
Name-Erin
Age-24
job-Going to college this fall
where are you at?-Maine
how did you find out about this site?-I've known about it for quite some time
why did you start posting-I dunno
Level of Educ.-HS diploma; 4 MOUS certifications
Income-$0
hobbies-Hanging out here and on the ViewAskew webboard
fav. music/band-Everything except most rap/hip-hop & most country
fav. book-Too many to name
fav. movie-Too many to name
Fav. Video Game-Final Fantasy IX
fav. food-Too many to name
Who do you hate the most on this board-I don't know anyone
In high school you were voted most likely to...-come back for revenge
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Old May 23rd, 2007, 04:54 AM       
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Age-21
job-Network Engineer
where are you at?-Tha Dirty
how did you find out about this site?-When I was 16 I found the Anti-Raver mini page thing. Been here ever since.
why did you start posting-EMU made me feel bad for lurking
Level of Educ.-HS diploma, street smartz. OK MAYBE SOME COLLEGE TOO!
Income-I make a few duckettes
hobbies-Music production, girls, tasting new ales, this message board, sleep.
fav. music/band-I like all kinds of muzak, except emo and that stuff of MTV with the long haired boys that wear girl pants.
fav. book-The Bible. lol not rlly
fav. movie-I h8 movies. srsly
Fav. Video Game-Double Dragon 2 or Street Fighter 2
fav. food-Cajun
Who do you hate the most on this board-Lenor, duh.
In high school you were voted most likely to...-say something witty on a message board survey.
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Old May 23rd, 2007, 05:35 PM       
Birthday- October 19, 1987
job- none
where are you at?- Salem, MA
how did you find out about this site?-
why did you start posting- for a hobbys
Level of Educ.- ?
Income- hmm
hobbies- I dunno
fav. music/band- Anti-Flag
fav. book- House of leaves
fav. movie- Terminator (1-3)
Fav. Video Game- Super Mario Bros. 3
fav. food- what's that?
Who do you hate the most on this board- Chojin
In high school you were voted most likely to...- be raped
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Old May 23rd, 2007, 10:53 PM       
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job- none
where are you at?- Salem, MA behind a dumpster
how did you find out about this site? my fellow bums told me about it
why did you start posting- waiting for next fix, or handout
Level of Educ.- zipp
Income- super zipp
hobbies- dumpster diving and trolling i-mock at the local library
fav. music/band- any muzak played where i am
fav. book- green eggs and ham
fav. movie- old yeller, i think
Fav. Video Game- whassat??
fav. food- anything at least three days old
Who do you hate the most on this board- Chojin because he's on to me
In homelessland you were voted most likely to...- be raped by my fellow bums
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Old May 24th, 2007, 07:58 PM       
I hate Chojin cuz he's a rapist
an T*rra I hope you f***cking die
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Old Jun 7th, 2007, 02:07 AM       
Name-Brandi
Age-21
job-cook, nanny, maid (aka house wife)
where are you at?-California
how did you find out about this site?-A random Google search five or six years ago
why did you start posting- bored
Level of Educ.-high school certificate of proficiency; 5yrs of college (can't pick a major so no degree )
Hobbies- bitching, ranting, raving, drinking
fav. Music/band-everything, there isn't many songs/artists that I don't like
fav. Book-The Things They Carried - Tim O'Brien
fav. Movie-Too many to name
Fav. Video Game-I don't really play video games
fav. Food-Anything with Salsa on it
Who do you hate the most on this board- no one really
in high school you were voted most likely to...- I skipped high school...
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Old Jun 12th, 2007, 12:19 PM       
Name-bill (or william lolz)
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job-lead engineer (got demoted recently)
where are you at?-seattle
how did you find out about this site?windows live search, much better than google
why did you start posting- good market research at this forum, lots of user feedback and coherent discussion of tech
Level of Educ.-halfway through a pretty 'ivy' university, hint, starts with an h, ends with rd
Hobbies- pretty much ne hax or legit soft on any pc platform was prolly devloped by me, lot of ppl dont believe it, but its just like how sometimes norton will hire hackers to create hax to sell more software
fav. Music/band-im really gettin into this new band from microsoft, called 'great place to work, great place to live'
fav. Book-"google: a passin fad or not even worth a book? this book is about m$"
fav. Movie-definitely some of the cool instructional videos when ppl start work at microsoft, look it up at torrenthax
Fav. Video Game-i still think solitaire should be on the cover of egm with a pic of some busty booth babez
fav. Food-silicon
Who do you hate the most on this board- definitely ballmer, do u mean the board of directors? or the board of life, in which case, jobs.
in high school you were voted most likely to...- make a bill or two... howd they know?

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Old Jun 13th, 2007, 06:32 AM       
Name- Peter Don
job- electronics
where are you at?- Johannesburg, South-Africa
how did you find out about this site?- googled the word 'Mockery'
why did you start posting- love the wit
Level of Educ.- post graduate
Income- are we ever content?
hobbies- reading and cycling
fav. music/band- meatloaf, led zeppelin
fav. book- spiritualism today, seven habits
fav. movie- men of honour
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Who do you hate the most on this board- any forum virgin
In high school you were voted most likely to...- be a forum virgin
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Old Jun 13th, 2007, 02:00 PM       
I just had the funniest experience, you know. Someone just use ****** to type the word N I G G E R. Now to me, that is quite funny and all.

OK, here’s the deal Kahl……and hopefully for the more intellectual people out there, this is the last time I need to refer to this. I do foresee a future in this website, you know. For those that do not search this website or are too lazy to look up details about the person they are dealing with, bad luck. "It's closing time, guys. Want your beer in a go-cup?"

I am a colored from South-Africa (called a 'Kleurling'). My father is German and my mother a Zulu (a Black or Afro-American as you would like to be sooo politically
correct). By the way, I love both my parents very much, OK, ok. So, I have blue eyes, a coffee-colored skin and a huge penis, hoo-haaa. As if that is heavy shit.


The fact is that I have always been to bloody white for the homies and to bloody black for the whiteys. So, I live my own life, ok. So, if you want to say N I G G E R to me, say it. If you want to say FUC**** WHITEY to me, SAY it. I had to deal with these issues all my life. And no, this has nothing to do with anger or angst, ok. I just bloody HATE it when someone can not call A SPADE A BLOODY SPADE! Capiche. THANKS!

PS: Now you can ban me.
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Old Jun 14th, 2007, 01:15 AM       
Why does gimli have the same name as me
I don't want him to have the same name as me
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Old Jun 14th, 2007, 02:02 AM       
Name- Steele JD
Age- 16
job- Canadian tire lacky
where are you at?- cow town
how did you find out about this site?- lots of clicking
why did you start posting- I want to find a way to make wooden rubik's cubes
Level of Educ.- 10
Income- not enough
hobbies- shiny things, drawing, D&D
fav. music/band- Lemon Demon
fav. book- Zombie survival guide
fav. movie- Hot Fuzz
Fav. Video Game- DDR
fav. food- BACON
In high school I will be voted most likely to build a car fueled on fat people

Oh and if anyone out there knows where I can get plans to make a wooden 2x2x2 rubik's cube I would love to know.
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Old Jun 14th, 2007, 03:55 AM       
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Why does gimli have the same name as me
I don't want him to have the same name as me
he doesnt he is pretending to be william gates the third in that post

what a lame-o
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Old Jun 15th, 2007, 01:05 AM       
hahahah i cant believe u got that
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Old Jun 15th, 2007, 01:13 AM       
I can't believe he did the necessary reading that was required to get that
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Old Jun 15th, 2007, 01:54 AM       
I thought your name was Wallace?
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Old Jun 15th, 2007, 02:02 AM       
That was a joke
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Old Jun 15th, 2007, 03:19 AM       
everybody knows you can't pronounce guitar womans name, it's impossible for a human tongue.
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Old Jun 15th, 2007, 03:21 AM       
Yeah, let's go with that.
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Old Jun 15th, 2007, 03:31 AM       
LOL HE ADMITTED IT
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