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Old Mar 18th, 2004, 12:36 PM        Gay Marriage
Sorry if this topic has been done before, as I don't post in this forum often.

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Old Mar 18th, 2004, 02:26 PM       
i can't decide if i should take a nap and then work out or work out take a shower and not take a nap.

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Old Mar 18th, 2004, 03:59 PM       
In the former, would the workout be followed by a shower?
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Old Mar 18th, 2004, 08:27 PM       
i would work out then nap...
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 12:39 AM       
I propose that there's no need to be a dick.

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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 12:43 AM       
Acceptance of gay marriage killed the dinosaurs.
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 09:23 AM       
You should eat carbohydrates, work out, take a shower, then nap.

This is the exact routine the Bulgarian weightlifting team used to secure a swag of olympic gold medals during the eighties, except instead of showering, they would go in saunas or somewhere with steam. Close enough though.

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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 12:27 PM       
Zhukov made me laugh for the first time since he started posting here.
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 02:20 PM       
nap and then work out. The work out will help clear away the grogginess from the nap and get you going.
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 03:08 PM       
Just nap. Working out isn't worth it.
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 03:30 PM       
if I got you in one of my classes, I would SO kick your ass Chimp!!
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 03:41 PM       
I'd probably sleep in instead of going to your class.
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 04:29 PM       
I'd take a seat in the back and sleep in class.
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 05:17 PM       
i worked out, took a shower, ate dinner and went to bed.

how's that for mixin it up a little?
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 06:47 PM       
I thought about Glowbelly having a shower but she had a different head and body but then I realized I was having a nap and I was hungry so I ate and had another nap
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 06:56 PM       
Those calories are going straight to your hips, sister. Mmm-hmm.

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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 07:07 PM       
Not to get on topic or anything, but you know, the similarities American's share on this topic are far more interesting than thoughts concerning our disagreements.

For instance, few -if any- in America are opposed to homosexual practice. It is not out lawed here as it is, say in the Caribbean or Zimbabwe, nor is legislature to that effect even being considered as it is in Canada. Nor, from what I have been reading, are Americans opposed to civic unions. It is simply the infringement upon tradition which stikes up any opposition whatsoever, and to be honest, that's understandable. Marriage is a concept which was concieved from religion, regardless of which creed one credits, and has always had a spiritual flair to it. For the adamantly irreligious there are civic unions which can be conducted on any ship at sea and courthouse in the country.

Of course, this is the same with any politically oriented question raised within the US. Bush and Kerry, when one examines their standings en toto, are roughly seventy six percent similar. What petty indifferences they have are expounded loudly and at length in order to present a portrait of independant thinking - An elusive quality non-existant within the world today.
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 07:19 PM       
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It is not out lawed here as it is, say in the Caribbean or Zimbabwe, nor is legislature to that effect even being considered as it is in Canada.
That's news to me. :/

Last I heard, we were all getting our queer on up here.
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 07:46 PM       
they tried to make being gay and having gay sex a crime against nature in Tennesse.
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 07:49 PM       
I was referring to Canada remark.
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 09:15 PM       
- Tennesse had a "Monkey Trial" once.
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 09:22 PM       


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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 11:00 PM       
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Old Mar 19th, 2004, 11:02 PM       
P.S. I worked back and biceps and did 30 minutes on the Rotex...and you would not sleep in my class...the music is too damned loud
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Old Mar 20th, 2004, 04:13 PM       
The loud music would only help my evil plan. I would sit in the middle of class, fart, and look hard at another nearby student until everyone believes he committed the foul treachery. I would then beg out of class, basing my departure on the nausea induced from the gastrointestinal assault.
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