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Old Mar 24th, 2008, 05:00 PM        Strange/Disgusting lyrics
I'm bored so I'll start another topic.

Post your favourites!

Wonder how many Misfits songs we'll get in here...

Btw mine is a gallows song. It's the chorus for Orchestra of Wolves

"If i offer to buy you a drink, trust me when i say its non-alcoholic. You're no good to me if you cant even speak. I dont want you passing out, i want you sucking my dick.

If i offer to buy you a drink, trust me when i say its non-alcoholic. i want you to wake up and remember my name while your washing my cum off your fucking face"
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Old Mar 24th, 2008, 05:46 PM       
I had to look up " J Fonda song" when my friend heard it on the radio. Now I wish I didnt

I had a baby named Jane
she could shake that thing
said her daddy used to hang with Johnny Coltrane
she sang the soul train with a friend named Jen
her booty was bigger than a Mercedes Benz
Jen was a hurty burty dirty little girlie
I heard it from a birdie she could cook a mean turkey
with gravy
Baby Baby Baby...
Baby was Jen's best friend
and maybe if you were lucky
licky licky sucky sucky
Mickey Mickey, fuck me fuck me
more junk in her trunk than a Honda
I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda

One, two, three, four
get your booty on the dance floor
work it out, shake it little momma
lemme see you do the Jane Fonda
five, six, seven, now
if you don't know, let me show you how
to work it out, work it little momma
I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda

I had a princess, queen of incest
she was inbred but Jean had big breasts
and big eyes and a big ass to match
Jean wasn't fast, she was easy to catch
then came Molly
a hood from Hollywood High
so fly she was transatlantic
she was a manic depressive
[manic depressive]
which was impressive
very impressive
I had to test it
tasted like chicken and was lemon scented
she took me home to her mama
I taught 'em both how to Jane Fonda

One, two, three, four
get your booty on the dance floor
work it out, shake it little momma
lemme see you do the Jane Fonda
five, six, seven, now
if you don't know, let me show you how
to work it out, work it little momma
I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda

I had a doll named Dana from Santa Ana
she was a waitress at the Copa Cabanna
she was slammin' and her ass was jammin'
like Janet Jackson in the Rhythm Nation
her brother jason had a girl named Grace
and you could see her ass from outer space
so I landed on her planet
and I planted a Mickey Av flag in it, dammit!

One, two, three, four
get your booty on the dance floor
work it out, shake it little momma
lemme see you do the Jane Fonda
five, six, seven, now
if you don't know, let me show you how
to work it out, work it little momma
I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda

One, two, three, four
get your booty on the dance floor
work it out, shake it little momma
lemme see you do the Jane Fonda
five, six, seven, now
if you don't know, let me show you how
to work it out, work it little momma
I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda

One, two, three, four
get your booty on the dance floor
work it out, shake it little momma
lemme see you do the Jane Fonda
five, six, seven, now
if you don't know, let me show you how
to work it out, work it little momma
I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda

One, two, three, four
get your booty on the dance floor
work it out, shake it little momma
let me see you do the Jane Fonda
five, six, seven, now
if you don't know, let me show you how
to work it out, work it little momma
I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda
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Old Mar 24th, 2008, 05:46 PM       
The Erected Underwater Necro Clitstomper

Years ago when I still did school,
I met this girl down the swimmingpool,
Just a shy girl no-one thought she was cool !!!

A normal girl on shore, but underwater she was more!

She was - the erected necrostomper!
Hammersmashing clit!

First she makes you drown!
Your swimmingpants pulled down!
Totally unprotected, her clit is now erected!
If you weren't dead,
Sure you'ld be surprised!
By the fucking fact, her clit is hammersiiiiized !!!

Your blood stops pumping,
By underwater stomping!
No use for operation
& forget re-animation!
Her lethal stomping clit, makes your torso split !!!
She also smash your eggs,
With that hammer between her legs!

So don't you try to dump her...
The erected necro stomper !!!!

STOMP !!!
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Old Mar 24th, 2008, 08:07 PM       
They live beneath the ruined city call the subways home
anxiously wait to see the sun and a land as of yet unknown
gone below to escape the death of the nuclear winter
ice and darkness due penance for the sinners
six generations 200 years later
their ancestors crawl from their holes
hungry and frightened and barely surviving
they're tired of living like moles
up on the surface a fate worse
than dying meeting the end of the food chain
teeth yielding pain

I sense that living human beings dwell below my feet
an important source of protein, you are what you eat
post Armageddon, neo-barbaric,
the nuclear warriors due battle
to satiate our hunger we breed human beings as cattle
hunting in packs ready for the attack
we eat our prey raw-rabid animals
frothing and ripping the carcass
we're stripping our own yes we're cannibals
eat or eaten beat or beaten
I am on my life rest assure a predator

broken splintered bones, boiling blood
torn and bleeding skin
blackened burning flesh melting fat
amputated limbs
eviscerated, lungs torn out
heart ripped from the chest
decapitated, a meal of
vagina and breasts
Eyes plucked from sockets, gaping holes
through which picking brains
phlebophilia love of blood
life spills from the veins
I detect the scent of prey by
her menstruation
you have been chosen the main course
Congratulations!

-Bon Appetite
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Old Mar 24th, 2008, 08:23 PM       
One month in the grave
twisted and half decayed
She turned a putrid yellow
I pissed in her maggot filled asshole
Fucking the rotting
My semen is bleeding
The smell of decay
Seeps from her genital cavity
The smell was unbearable As I unburied her
I cum blood from my erection
I feel it run
down her throat, swallow
Eyes glassy and vacant
body dug up to play with
Skin greasy and naked
tonguing her rotted anus

Not exactly surprising when you consider its Cannibal Corpse but still eww.
Feel contaminated just reading it
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Old Mar 24th, 2008, 10:07 PM       
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
To live

They got little hands
Little eyes
They walk around
Tellin great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I dont want no short people
Dont want no short people
Dont want no short people
`round here

Short people are just the same
As you and i
(a fool such as I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(its a wonderful world)

Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
To love

They got little baby legs
That stand so low
You got to pick em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
Theyre gonna get you every time
Well, I dont want no short people
Dont want no short people
Dont want no short people
round here

Short people - Randy newman
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Old Mar 24th, 2008, 11:00 PM       

From the grave to the morgue, the voices are still calling me
I stalk the dead of night for young females to bleed on me
Decimating, mutilating, masturbating while I kill
At the slabs dead whores rot to fill with my insane infection

Scream for me, cry for me, bleed for me, die for me

Rotten fluids fill the morgue with a vile stench of putrid death
A profane sickness heaves from deep within my rancid breath
Cum pumps to my erection as I stare at the dead
Erected on these filthy slabs, I'll fuck these bitches back to hell

Now I jerk off on the heads of these inanimate stiffs
My cock explodes but I'm not done dominating their orifices

Time to eat their cunts

Blistering sores erupt on my tongue
The taste of the vaginal slime disgusts
Acridity's gnawing away at my brain
But still I am deeply engrossed in this shit
I chomp my way through the worm eaten cunts
I can't force myself to stop
A vile spew of filth explodes in my mouth
With this liquid I'll choke the festering meat down

I smell blood

Obscenely
Carving up corpses for my sick desires in this lair of slabs
Total loss of all control my thirst for gore will never end
Weak motherfuckers can't stop me
The killings will continue
Continuing my vulgar life of sickening depravity

Come with me to feel pain
Blood will pour
Beneath the shroud of death
I'm a killer
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Old Mar 25th, 2008, 07:06 AM       
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One month in the grave
twisted and half decayed
She turned a putrid yellow
I pissed in her maggot filled asshole
Fucking the rotting
My semen is bleeding
The smell of decay
Seeps from her genital cavity
The smell was unbearable As I unburied her
I cum blood from my erection
I feel it run
down her throat, swallow
Eyes glassy and vacant
body dug up to play with
Skin greasy and naked
tonguing her rotted anus

Not exactly surprising when you consider its Cannibal Corpse but still eww.
Feel contaminated just reading it
I Cum Blood is a lyrical masterpiece.

I came blood inside of her
chocking on the clot
gagging on the snot
gushing blood, from her mouth
bloody gel leaking out
Body buried in a shallow grave
Unmarked for none to find
The sickness I have left behind
Undetected go my crimes
The greatest thrill of my life
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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 01:17 PM       
I don't listen to gross music

I was a little surprised the first time I heard Danzig go I RAPED YOUR MOTHER TODAY in last caress but that's about it
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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 02:45 PM       
Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown
They say I'm the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth is shiney
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
Here I am at a famous school
I'm dressin' sharp 'n I'm
Actin' cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work 'n maybe later I'll rape her

Oh God I am the American dream
I do not think I'm too extreme
An' I'm a handsome sonofabitch
I'm gonna get a good job and be real rich
Get a good
Get a good
Get a good
Get a good job

Women's Liberation
Came creepin' all across the nation
I tell you people, I was not ready
When I fucked this dyke by the name of Freddie
She made a little speech then,
Aw, she tried to make me say when
She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick
I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick

Oh God I am the American dream
(P.U.)
But now I smell like Vaseline
An' I'm a miserable sonofabitch
Am I a boy or a lady... I don't know which
I wonder wonder
Wonder wonder

So I went out 'n bought me a leisure suit
I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute
Got a job doin' radio promo
An' none of the jocks can even tell I'm a homo
Eventually me 'n a friend
Sorta drifted along into S&M
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
'Long as I get a little golden shower

Oh God I am the American dream
With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream
An' I'll do anything to get ahead
I lay awake nights sayin': "Thank you, Fred!"
Oh God, Oh God, I'm so fantastic!
Thanks to Freddie, I'm a sexual spastic
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now, I'm goin' down
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now, I'm goin' down
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now, I'm goin' down


Okay, it doesn't start that bad, and it's mild compared to the other stuff here, but like GW, I don't listen to that many perv songs either.
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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 07:07 PM       
Anal Cunt - Tom Arnold

TOM ARNOLD
TOM ARNOLD
TOM ARNOLD
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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 09:56 PM       
Any song by Anal Cunt.
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Old Mar 26th, 2008, 10:53 PM       
"Cum Drenched Tits" by William H. Nutsack
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Old Mar 27th, 2008, 01:36 AM       
Anything by GWAR
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Old Mar 27th, 2008, 01:38 AM       
"The Ultimate Bohab"

He proudly sports his rare GWAR hoodie
When he puts it on it gives him such a woodie

Zit-scarred and unpopular
He's at the show alone
Running his mouth to no one at all
Later he cries bitter tears
He met his idol and he got punched
All he wanted was an autograph
The smell of his acne, it's heavily bunched
He fell down and everyone laughed

You're the Ultimate Bohab
Stricken with gout
If you don't have any drugs then get the fuck out
Bohab!
Bohab!

It's your dream come true
Your crummy 'zine got a GWAR interview!
You'll ask the questions, it all goes to tape!
But ask the wrong one and your ass will get raped!
But not by a dude, that would be gay!
But if that's what the band wants I guess it's O.K.!
We're not going to rape you... so don't you fret it!
You brought a woman, oh she's gonna get it!

Cuz' this is how we roll, this is what we do
We're fucking your girlfriend right in front of you
And we know that's not your girlfriend, by the way...
She's only with you 'cause you got her backstage
And you also...gave her...money

Bohab!
You're the Ultimate Bohab!
Bohab!

Your pock marked face makes her sick
As soon as she's in there she's getting the dick
But not from you, from the entire band
So whip out your cock and lay a wad in your hand
Soon she is dead, but before we chuck her
Come on over here kid, there's still time to fuck her!
A festering hole where there used to be a crotch
We feed her to bears, all that's left is her watch

Bohab!
You're the Ultimate Bohab!
Bohab!

You gave your life with pride
But people that had known you didn't care that you had died
The last issue did real well
Because your interview was suicide
You followed GWAR to Hell....
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Old Mar 28th, 2008, 12:00 AM       
As far as strange lyrics, I have to give it up to the Swedish band Glory Bells. Musically they're amazing, their lyrics....well I enjoy the lyrics for other reasons

Five foxes

They are five foxes with good looking bodies
They're tryin' to teach him
'bout a different kind of sex
Don't be afraid boy. We do stuff like this everyday
So c'mon
Beautiful, Wonderful
They've got beautiful legs
So different, colours comes to his face
Lesbian race
Look at the tits and you will feel
something between your legs
between your legs yeah
Oh, wonderful
Look at their horny faces
Ten vibrating breasts
They are masturbating ladies, oh yeah
He don't know if he exist
when he sucks a tit
And she said:
Try to make it in my pussycat!
And she rides him fast
like a flash in the sky
It's the first time
he feels like a stallion
and he likes it, of course
He's a horse
They are five foxes with good looking bodies
They're tryin' to teach him
'bout a different kind of sex
Don't be afraid boy. We do stuff like this everyday
So c'mon
Look at their horny faces
Ten vibrating breasts
They are masturbating ladies, oh yeah
He don't know if he exist
when he sucks a tit
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Military toys

I like to play with my military toys
I want to learn this evil world
I have no choise
And the plastic airforce
comes through the door
and attac the tank on the floor
And the tanks began to surrender
Blitz from the roof
And the plastic airforce
seems like invaders
I have nothing, nothing to loose
Turn off the light
It's night in the room
I take my flashlight
and began to shoot
Back to the airport
in the living room
Repeat: Back to the airport
in the living room
The tanks began to surrender
Blitz from the roof
And the plastic airforce
seems like invaders
I have nothing, nothing to loose
The flying fortress is in the air
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My life

I was born in a little town
where the dust from the factorys
is hangin' heavier now
When I was a little boy, maybe six years old
my daddy told me we must leave
Why? I began to cry
I found myself going down
Til' I heard the voice of Richard Penniman
I felt my life had just begun
I played his records all night long
and his songs went into my heart
fast like a Concorde
fast like a Concorde
I decided that my future is music and songs
Tried to do the best I could
in my new home
Band after band, they gave me the kick
I know this madness age is nasty and sick
Ten years flew away,
twentyfour here we go
I can't live without my music
I can't live without my songs
My mother told me: keep on playing my son
Never give up
like the gravity on earth
I remember blood and tears
I think I'm worth a million
and a bath in champagne
oh, a bath in champagne
Once again,
I decided that my future is music and songs
I opened the gates to an adventure
My sickness they can't cure
My sickness they can't cure
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Old Mar 28th, 2008, 12:08 AM       
Another incredible set of lyrics, which are both strange and possibly disgusting (if they made sense), comes to us from Italy from the band Corpsefucking Art. Sadly I lost interest in them when their english became better.

Demented
Rabbits are raining in by backyard
but I have a femur collection indoors.
Finding femurs ain't easy
'cause rabbits rarely rain.
Rabbits and femurs get together
but don't ask me why.
There are no dead bodies here
or shitpiles
or even coagulated blood.
The demented teaches nothing,
I'll give you no answers,
just femurs and rabbits.
The demented teaches nothing,
I'll give you no answers

Corpsex
Today for dinner beef
But is it really beef?
One product I do want on my table
Corpsex
Mixed fingers, salad and dessert
All in one jar
Blowing out of corpsex
Do you know the product?
It's discounted at supermarket
Corpsex sales
Mixed fingers, salad and dessert
Do you want to know what does it taste like?
Corpsex
Mixed fingers, salad and dessert
It tastes of ananas

Pig Pong
Uieaaaaaaaaaa
ouk ouk ouk
ouk ouk
ouk ouk ouk ouk
ouk ouk ouk ouk
ouk ouk
ouk ouk ouk
Ouk ouk ouk ouk
ouk ouk ouk ouk
Ouk uiiiiiii ouk ouk
Ouk ouk ouk ouk
ouk ouk ouk
ouk ouk ouk
Ouk ouk
ouk ouk ouk ouk
ouk ouk ouk ouk
ouk ouk
ouk ouk ouk
Ouk uiiiiiii ouk ouk
Uieaaaaaa uieaaaaaaaaa
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Old Mar 28th, 2008, 11:01 AM       
[quote=Dommin;541939]I Cum Blood is a lyrical masterpiece.

Reminds me of a Chuck Palahniuk short story from his book Haunted....
(I know off topic sorry!!)
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Old Mar 28th, 2008, 11:07 AM       
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Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brow


Okay, it doesn't start that bad, and it's mild compared to the other stuff here, but like GW, I don't listen to that many perv songs either.
Zappa is the man!! I'd say "Catholic Girls" would be another contender for this post
Aw heck though you can't forget:

Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I dont want no doctor
To stick no needle in me
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
and grabbed my meat
Got it from the toilet seat
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh God I probably got the
Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh!
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it hurt...when i
Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
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Old Mar 28th, 2008, 01:19 PM       
what about dinah-moe humm, that has some majorly raunchy lyrics
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Old Mar 30th, 2008, 08:48 PM       
Von - Watain

Although it may seem bloody
He shall die with only one drop of human blood
For you will feel his black death with him

Brothers of blood
The invisible images of vast horror is within thoughts
Shall hang mutilated, stale animals
With the veins of Jesus Christ

For it shall sway back and forth
Dripping most unkempt stink
Pig blood
Drop by drop falling
Creating a Satanic blood-face for me
I welcome the blood from these pigs of Hell
May it bleed upon my blood-face eternal

Lucifer killed his unborn child
So he may be a victim of circumstance
Undone evil
The wicked child lays in shallow, crowded graves
This unholy place is where the black sacrifices are performed
Here is where He kills...
Watain
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