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Old Apr 16th, 2003, 03:49 PM       
We now reach page three
Fifty haikus now posted
Three cheers for Japan
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Old Apr 16th, 2003, 05:35 PM       
One Hour 'till Kenshin
Samurai guy, kicks ass
Chopping the bad guys
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Old Apr 16th, 2003, 09:20 PM       
Thanks for the effort
But that is not a Haiku
I am so confused
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Old Apr 16th, 2003, 09:28 PM       
Just had Déja Vu...
Ever get that? It's so strange
Just had Déja Vu...
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Old Apr 16th, 2003, 09:39 PM       
Damnit Esuohlim
Somehow you did it again
A five star haiku

Repeating no less
The third line, same as the first
Tis a work of art

Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer
That is what I am drinking
When I hit submit
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Old Apr 23rd, 2003, 06:09 PM       
It does take some thought
Coming up with good Haikus
This isn't one, though
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Old Apr 23rd, 2003, 06:32 PM       
A good try by all
You all did your best, I'm sure
Let's go to the park
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Old Apr 23rd, 2003, 09:19 PM       
We went to the park
My wife and I walked the dog
She pooped on the trail :/
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Old Apr 23rd, 2003, 09:24 PM       
You went to the park?
which one did poop on the trail?
your wife, or your dog?

:/

I'm sorry bout that
I just could not help myself
Please do not kill me
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Old Apr 23rd, 2003, 10:00 PM       
My wife is civil
Sometimes she shits in the woods
But not at the park
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Old Apr 23rd, 2003, 10:05 PM       
Don't be offended
by my disgusting haiku
it's meant in good jest
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Old Apr 24th, 2003, 05:51 PM       
teh Gay Furry what?
That's what I am wondering
That and Where's my beer?
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Old Apr 24th, 2003, 06:33 PM       
I'm teh gay furry
You got a problem with Sams?
I have no more beer
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Old Apr 24th, 2003, 08:47 PM       
Yeah, Sam the butcher!
Never gave Alice the meat
He was a cock tease

Thats only one Sam
Let's not mention the Uncle
Now teh Gay Furry

See, the list goes on
Just like Kathy Lee Gifford
Or my rancid gas
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Old Apr 25th, 2003, 06:07 PM       
You beat me with three
I only had one, so what?
Here' how we'll do it

Quanity is good
but Quality is better
lemme show my skillz

Haiku's can be rough
If you don't have good word sense
But I think I do

There you go right there
I just made four, Slavemason
I think they're not bad
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Old Apr 26th, 2003, 12:01 AM       
Melissa, how high
can you jump? How high do you
need me- Eighteen feet.

That one is not mine
That one is from Home Movies
How original

I'll take another
This one is from Wayne's World
OK, here we go...

We're looking down on
Wayne's basement, but that's not Wayne's
basement. Isn't that weird?

But there's a flaw there
Isn't "isn't" two syllables long
It's one in that line...

Well there you have it
Six really crappy Haikus
You can go home now
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Old Apr 27th, 2003, 01:59 AM       
[center:14f5f04c47]Hey, look over here
I'm smack-dab in the middle
Rock and a hard place[/center:14f5f04c47]
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Old Apr 27th, 2003, 02:04 PM       
Damnation, i suck
My Haiku was only six
one more syllable
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Old Apr 27th, 2003, 11:36 PM       
I need to go out
I've been inside for one week
I need some sunlight

School starts tomorrow
the spring break was way to short
I am mega-sad

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Old May 1st, 2003, 09:08 PM       
Stories for the bored
Nothing posted in three days
I blame Water Witch
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Old May 1st, 2003, 09:17 PM       
I know what you did
You snuck in a Haiku in
Doopa's Banning Thread

Appreciated
By only me, probably.......
I suck at these now...
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Old May 1st, 2003, 11:17 PM       
Haiku that's YOU
Me too, we are so though
at damn haikus
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Old May 2nd, 2003, 01:47 AM       
You're all giving up?
My lust for Haikus lives on
I want to hear more

Bring me a haiku
filled with happy puppy dogs
and I may be glad
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Old May 2nd, 2003, 03:33 PM       
You better be glad
Take a look at these puppies
or else a red X
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Old Jun 2nd, 2003, 04:00 PM       
The elf king is loose
I hate it when this happens
Stupid little elf!
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