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Old Oct 8th, 2009, 03:32 PM       
So, B2. What are your thoughts on ASCPA and ALF. I myself are not fond of PETA or Greenpeace. I understand that you may choose to ignore all opinion on ALF.
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Old Oct 8th, 2009, 03:45 PM       
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I would DVR that shit. But only if the animals had the advantage, no weapons for the human except maybe a rock or something.

I was thinking something like a sharp stick if they wanted a tiger. Or maybe nothing for monkey. If they wanted something small like a bird they would have to have one arm tied behind their back. Possibly blindfolded.
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Old Oct 8th, 2009, 05:11 PM       
For the bear I would probably give them at least a sharp stick. maybe even a sharp stick and a small rock.

what would you rather go up against a bear or a tiger? P.S. they are both hungry at the time of fight.
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Old Oct 8th, 2009, 05:51 PM       
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Old Oct 8th, 2009, 05:53 PM       
If I had a pet bear I would dress it up and make it play ice hockey with me.
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Old Oct 8th, 2009, 05:54 PM       
If I had a pet bear I would make it play Tekken with me.
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Old Oct 8th, 2009, 05:56 PM       
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Old Oct 8th, 2009, 05:56 PM       
If I had a pet bear we would get drunk and ride unicycles together.
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Old Oct 8th, 2009, 06:08 PM       
If i had a pet bear I would keep it locked in a 15x15 ft. cage until it ate me while I was feeding it and cleaning it's cage.
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Old Oct 8th, 2009, 06:09 PM       
Really? You guys are lame. If I had a pet bear, I would starve it and then let it loose on a playground.
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Old Oct 8th, 2009, 09:21 PM       
I might have done that after me and the bear got drunk.
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Old Oct 8th, 2009, 10:14 PM       
Tadeo as far as animal rights groups like peta and alf I dont care for them. ASPCA is alright because they usually are not running around throwing blood on people wearing fur.
I would save a person before I would save an animal. I would not firebomb, threaten or use terrorist like tactics to get people to stop eating meat, wearing fur or using lab rats.
There is disturbing abuse of animals which laws were written to protect them. I enforce those laws. Likewise there are laws written to protect people from animals, I enforce those laws as well.
I hope you get what I mean.
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Old Oct 8th, 2009, 10:46 PM       
I totally understand. As far as who I would save first, it would depend on the person. Human race really gets me down sometimes.
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Old Oct 9th, 2009, 10:34 AM       
Do you eat meat B^2?
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Old Oct 9th, 2009, 01:16 PM       
I agree with you Tadeo.

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Old Oct 9th, 2009, 08:10 PM       
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Old Oct 13th, 2009, 06:28 PM       
If it wasn't for people taking personal exotic pets like this there would be a lot more species extinction. That being said animals are much purer then humans, humans suck actually especially you Domnos.....now feed the bear a fish, It will be ok.

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Old Oct 13th, 2009, 07:04 PM       
yeah black bears are in real danger of extinction
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yeah black bears are in real danger of extinction
yeah some sub-species of lions, tigers and black bears are on the endangered species list I think it is Louisiana black bear, alot of lions are endangered and like 4-5 sub-species of tigers....this women was a hero in my mind for caring for endangered or soon to be endangered animals.....not making this shit up.
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Old Oct 13th, 2009, 10:29 PM       
This woman was a nutjob, and you need to get a clue.
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Old Oct 14th, 2009, 12:06 AM       
you know you're right, letting an exotic animal taste human flesh so it has to be destroyed IS a good way to keep them from going extinct
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Old Oct 14th, 2009, 04:11 AM       
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Old Oct 14th, 2009, 03:57 PM       
Why do we get so upset when animals eat people? I'm surprised humans aren't eaten by animals more often. Think about it, an unarmed human has to be one of the easiest kills an animal could ever make.

And as a side note - according to a lot of studies I've read, animals aren't really afraid of us, they just think we smell like shit and that's why they stay away.
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Old Oct 15th, 2009, 11:16 AM       
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If it wasn't for people taking personal exotic pets like this there would be a lot more species extinction.
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