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Old Nov 10th, 2007, 12:08 AM       
I'm applying for a job at a game store that just moved in to my neighborhood! My mommy made me a resume and everything!
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Old Nov 10th, 2007, 12:23 AM       
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Old Nov 10th, 2007, 11:39 AM       
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Old Nov 11th, 2007, 03:10 AM       
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Old Nov 11th, 2007, 04:27 AM       
why why why why WHY is the Mother 3 translation being handled by a bunch of incompetant faggots
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Old Nov 11th, 2007, 09:30 AM       
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So this week I started a job as a motel clerk at a shall-remain-unnamed chain. I've only just finished my 4th day at work and already I've had a good deal of encounters with crazies.

There's a schizophrenic fellow who comes by every day and asks for matches. We give them to him because we have a billion of the things and he generally leaves after he gets them, but not before engaging in a long string of mostly unrelated phrases with whoever happens to be behind the counter at the time. He also tries to give us money for the (free) apples on our complimentary breakfast table. (The man is very obviously homeless, but he carries around a huge wad of bills.) Yesterday he attempted to pass several slips of paper through the teller window and tried to redeem them for cash. One of them was a free day pass to a gym that's nowhere near our motel and the other was some coupon from a newspaper. Who the fuck knows where he got those? He also attempted to explain to my supervisor that he was indeed eligible to join one of our member programs and get his free 25 dollar gift card because he did, in fact, sleep at the motel last night -- he just slept in the rear parking lot. About two hours later he came back and knocked on the window, but took off running when he saw that the night security happened to be in the room and thusly chased him down. Didn't see him again after that.

This other thing is less due to craziness and more to senility, but we had an older couple and their son and daughter-in-law check in, and since they were getting separate rooms I put the two couples on separate registries. The mother had to at least be rapidly approaching her late 70's, and needless to say I was a bit shocked at how young she looked on her driver's license photo. This license was also a milky green-white color and not the tan brown ones I'm used to from this particular state. I happened to glance at the expiration date: July 2001.

I let it slide and took the ID anyway because this woman obviously was not going to cause trouble. I ALMOST brought it up, but she reminded me too much of my grandma so I just booked them anyway.

There are also several crackheads holed up in two of our rooms and have been so for 5+ days, and they don't seem to be leaving anytime soon. The dipshits keep losing their keys and one of them keeps walking around the property with no shirt on and his pants around his knees. Security threw him out last night, but he came back today and started bitching at me because he 'just got out of prison' and wasn't going to take any harassment from a 'rent-a-cop.' He came back a few hours later to get his phone turned back on and had clearly just inhaled a few minutes before headed out the door, because he was jittering and scratching like he was covered in ants.

I can't wait for them to leave.
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Old Nov 11th, 2007, 10:56 AM       
The crackheads got kicked out last night. The captain of the security squad that works our property was on duty last night, and he was the one who threw them out the other day. I told him about what happened and gave him the names of the guys, and he called the other motels on the street and asked whether they had checked in. He found them a few miles down the road at another motel. He was planning to go down there with 3-4 of his other guys and search their room. I can't wait to hear about it.
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Old Nov 11th, 2007, 01:37 PM       
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why why why why WHY is the Mother 3 translation being handled by a bunch of incompetant faggots
they'll be done soon GW i promise. i've been impatient since the day they accounced the translation (a year ago).

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Old Nov 11th, 2007, 03:44 PM       
Man forget it when Mother 3 is in english I'll be too busy playing Duke Nukem Forever and Starcraft Ghost
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Old Nov 11th, 2007, 04:02 PM       
lol duke nukem forever

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Old Nov 11th, 2007, 10:55 PM       
HEY GUYZ, WHAT DID I MISS!!!!! :D
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Old Nov 12th, 2007, 03:15 PM       
Woah. Just woah.
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Old Nov 12th, 2007, 07:41 PM       
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Old Nov 12th, 2007, 08:04 PM       
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Man forget it when Mother 3 is in english I'll be too busy playing Duke Nukem Forever and Starcraft Ghost
You know what I love about Wikipedia is that it had no qualms about displaying the ENTIRE FUCKING PLOT in DRIPPING, FULL-COLOR DETAIL of Mother 3 without providing a single spoiler tag or even a god damn paragraph break.

"The Pig Army are the villains of Mother 3, lead by a mysterious masked character, who is actually (CHARACTER) in disguise, who you fight in the game's final battle."
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Old Nov 12th, 2007, 08:46 PM       
I thought about Mother 3 this morning and I didn't even read this thread. Usually I play Earthbound around this time of year as a tradition but I don't know. This might be the first time in six years that I don't only because I'm sort of tired of it

I feel terrible for thinking this though
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Old Nov 12th, 2007, 08:47 PM       
But yeah the monkeys translating Mother 3 are taking too goddamn long. I could have just learned Japanese myself and played the original version by now
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Old Nov 12th, 2007, 08:59 PM       
Yeah, you'd think since they merged the two translator projects that PERHAPS it would be going a little faster.

They probably should've just called fucking DeJap or something.
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Old Nov 12th, 2007, 09:12 PM       
I've already had Mother 3 spoiled a lot for me and I'm really pissed about it :<

Also, I saw what the Beta final boss fight was, and it's like Giygas times a million. They didn't put it in the final version, though
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Old Nov 12th, 2007, 09:15 PM       
Also one of the SSB Brawl updates had a spoiler in it which I narrowly missed, but I don't think it would matter now.
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Old Nov 12th, 2007, 09:32 PM       
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Old Nov 13th, 2007, 12:15 AM       
speaking of SSBB, new pork city is going to be the best stage in the game (other than custom ones). this has nothing to do with the fact that all the other stages are just flat with a couple platforms and OH MY GOD WEATHER EFFECTS AND COLLAPSING SHIT

the other stages will be fun, but new pork city will WIN

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Old Nov 13th, 2007, 02:51 PM       
THANKS FOR TELLING ME THE ONE SPOILER I WASN'T IN ON FAGGOT
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Old Nov 13th, 2007, 03:29 PM       
YEAH YES YEAH.
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Old Nov 13th, 2007, 04:18 PM       

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Old Nov 13th, 2007, 04:27 PM       
What the heck is that? Looks like somekind of a taco or somethin'
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