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Old Mar 17th, 2007, 06:40 PM        the big, dumb action movie thread
i love action flicks. the dumber the better in my opinion! explosions, blood, tits, arnold? love it all!

so this will be discussion thread on all things action

i personally thought terminator 1 was a better film than 2. thoughts?
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Old Mar 17th, 2007, 07:45 PM       
Robocop is my all-time favourite. I wish movies went back to being ultra violent like that.
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Old Mar 17th, 2007, 10:46 PM       
commando is the best!
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Old Mar 18th, 2007, 04:51 AM       
Commando is pretty much the king of action movies. It's got almost every cliche in the book, and a (probably) gay villain.

I can't choose a favorite right now cause there's too many.
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Old Mar 18th, 2007, 01:01 PM       
All I really remember from Commando was the awesome "He's DEAD tired" bit.
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Old Mar 18th, 2007, 01:37 PM       
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Old Mar 18th, 2007, 02:32 PM       
my favorite part is when he pulls out the woman's car seat for no apparent reason other then to scare her!

Commando was a joy to watch. I highly recommend it!
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Old Mar 18th, 2007, 04:13 PM       
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Old Mar 18th, 2007, 05:39 PM       
Anything my girlfriend's dad is watching is usually awfully good, he's always watchin' SNIPER :o
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Old Mar 18th, 2007, 05:42 PM       
or predator or first blood of WHATEVER the fuck is on satellite at the time
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Old Mar 19th, 2007, 03:32 PM       
The Under Siege series, Surviving The Game, The Missing In Action Series, Lone Wolf McQuade are all great movies.
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Old Mar 19th, 2007, 03:52 PM       
Carpenter's 'Escape' flicks were great.
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Old Mar 20th, 2007, 06:21 PM       
Jean Claude Van Damme has been in a few belters, but Schwarzenegger films are the best - the trivia page on IMDB for Predator always makes me laugh.
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Old Mar 20th, 2007, 08:05 PM       
Andy Sidaris movies are the best

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Old Mar 20th, 2007, 08:10 PM       
Andy Sidaris movies are the best

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Old Mar 20th, 2007, 11:21 PM       
I don't like those movies. At least with Scharzenegger movies, you get decent special effects and acting, most of the time. Those movies are just painfully bad to watch. It's kind of like saying redneck zombies is one of those good low budget horror movies. I just get uncomfortable with the horrible production values and turn it off.
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Old Mar 20th, 2007, 11:38 PM       
Thats a stupid opinion to have
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Old Mar 21st, 2007, 12:03 AM       
Not really a fair comparison. Shit like Redneck zombies is sloppy, without any entertainment value or effort put in. The Sidaris flicks are just silly fun.
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Old Mar 21st, 2007, 12:08 AM       
Well put. Andy Sidaris films are hilariously entertaining.
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Old Mar 21st, 2007, 12:12 AM       
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I don't like those movies. At least with Scharzenegger movies, you get decent special effects and acting, most of the time. Those movies are just painfully bad to watch. It's kind of like saying redneck zombies is one of those good low budget horror movies. I just get uncomfortable with the horrible production values and turn it off.
The guy just died, man. Give him a break.
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Old Mar 21st, 2007, 03:52 AM       
Sidaris is Hal Needham and Russ Meyer rolled into one. Seriously, how can anybody not like that?
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Old Mar 21st, 2007, 09:47 PM       
I've always been a fan of the action movies of the 80's (which I actually consider overall to be the best decade for movies). RoboCop is definately a classic with its excessive violence, excellent effects, and its satire and funny one-liners. I had a fascination with those films (and also the Rambo and Terminator movies) as a kid.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2007, 09:14 AM       
American Ninja 3 i think, theres a sword fight with one of the main guys and a ninja clone but as the ninjas losing he hawks his sword and pulls out a shotgun and tries to shoot the other dude.
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