CRAPONASTICK

[Helm]

This is the first time I make a thread directed at a person. This means you're pretty special.

I have something to say to you, which I believe to anyone that has read most of your... 'posts' is going to sound something like an understatement. I fucking hate you, and I wish you would die. I want you to eat your mouse, or head-butt your computer screen or something. Anything. As long as you do not post any more.

Open your window, place your fingers on the opening and slam repeatedly. Replace fingers with head and repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat until the words you are reading are nothing more than a hazy blur, and you can then, in some amazing twist of fate, mispress Ctrl-Alt-Del instead of Enter.

In times like these, I wish by force of will alone, I could do harm to others. Others such as you. But lets face it, it's a silly idea to begin with. Which means that I'll have to personally track you down and bludgeon you to death with your porch door if you post anything again. Anything at all. Including voting at polls, hell including editing older posts.

So in short, please fuck off and die. Do not make me resort to drastic measures.