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Old Mar 10th, 2006, 01:38 PM        Banned photos of real levees
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Old Mar 10th, 2006, 01:48 PM       
MODERATORS REMOVE THESE BANNED PHOTOS AT ONCE.


(American televsion has far better production values then their television does, and the mind ray of TV has killed far more people then any so called natural disaster. I say this on behalf of Masons and Zionists everywhere.)
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Old Mar 10th, 2006, 02:13 PM       
Actually, Venice is sinking. Their levees aren't holding back the floods, just slowing them down.

And London isn't 10 ft bellow sea level.

I'm really thinking you work for Team Bush.
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Old Mar 10th, 2006, 02:32 PM       
It's levees gone wild!

SHOW US WHERE BODIES OF WATER FEED!
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Old Mar 10th, 2006, 03:01 PM       
I hate Doug Stanhope. Unfunny fucktard. Him and that other closet case killed the Man Show.
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Old Mar 10th, 2006, 06:52 PM       
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Old Mar 10th, 2006, 07:19 PM       
Civil engineering deemed too hot for TV!
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Old Mar 10th, 2006, 07:25 PM       
If it keeps on rainin', levee's goin' to break, [X2]
When The Levee Breaks I'll have no place to stay.

Mean old levee taught me to weep and moan, [X2]
Got what it takes to make a mountain man leave his home,
Oh, well, oh, well, oh, well.

Don't it make you feel bad
When you're tryin' to find your way home,
You don't know which way to go?
If you're goin' down South
They go no work to do,
If you don't know about Chicago.

Cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
Now, cryin' won't help you, prayin' won't do you no good,
When the levee breaks, mama, you got to move.

All last night sat on the levee and moaned, [X2]
Thinkin' about me baby and my happy home.
Going, going to Chicago... Going to Chicago... Sorry but I can't take you...
Going down... going down now... going down....
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Old Mar 11th, 2006, 08:16 AM       
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Actually, Venice is sinking. Their levees aren't holding back the floods, just slowing them down.

And London isn't 10 ft bellow sea level.

I'm really thinking you work for Team Bush.
Some forty percent of the Netherlands are well below sea level. We don't have any problems with it.

And come on, look at those things in New Orleans. Those things couldn't hold off a squirt gun.
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Old Mar 12th, 2006, 08:05 AM       
the levees in new orleans are crap because of george bush and his hatred for black people and their tainted levees
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Old Mar 12th, 2006, 09:18 AM       
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And come on, look at those things in New Orleans. Those things couldn't hold off a squirt gun.
Spectre, that's not why this thread is hysterical. That picture could be from Geggy's backyard for all you know.

Secondly, what's the point? we know that there was a serious lack of preparation for this storm, and the blame goes all around. My guess is that this photo comparison means Bush did it.

The FBI is currently investigating the contractors whose job it was to monitor and maintain the soil under and around the levees, which I thik provd to be the ultimate problem (or at least that's what the Army Corp. of Engineers appear to be saying). This wasn't just a federal failure, but a comprehensive failure from the White House on down to the city dog catcher. It was bi-partisan incompetence.
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Old Mar 12th, 2006, 06:47 PM       
I couldn't help myself......

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I hate Doug Stanhope. Unfunny fucktard. Him and that other closet case killed the Man Show.


The Man Show deserved to die, and Stanhope and Rogan killed it on purpose. They did it solely for the money, they tortured it before they killed it, and they revelled in the fact that they spent the whole time making fun of the people who liked it.

Just thought I'd mention that.
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Old Mar 12th, 2006, 07:22 PM       
Come on, guys...

BANNED photos of REAL levees?

Can't get any more obvious than that...

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Old Mar 12th, 2006, 10:39 PM       
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I couldn't help myself......

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I hate Doug Stanhope. Unfunny fucktard. Him and that other closet case killed the Man Show.


The Man Show deserved to die, and Stanhope and Rogan killed it on purpose. They did it solely for the money, they tortured it before they killed it, and they revelled in the fact that they spent the whole time making fun of the people who liked it.

Just thought I'd mention that.
The Man Show was awesome. And the fact the Gay and Gayer enjoyed killing it for a paycheck just proves my point that both are just stupid, unfunny hacks. People with actual talent and ability would have kept it going.
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Old Mar 12th, 2006, 11:50 PM       
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I hate Doug Stanhope. Unfunny fucktard. Him and that other closet case killed the Man Show.


The Man Show deserved to die, and Stanhope and Rogan killed it on purpose. They did it solely for the money, they tortured it before they killed it, and they revelled in the fact that they spent the whole time making fun of the people who liked it.

Just thought I'd mention that.
The Man Show was awesome. And the fact the Gay and Gayer enjoyed killing it for a paycheck just proves my point that both are just stupid, unfunny hacks. People with actual talent and ability would have kept it going.
Their market was brain dead drunks that didn't realize they could get more skin with a google image search.
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Old Mar 13th, 2006, 10:31 AM       
Thats about 80% of television. I have no illusions that it was anything more than a televised frat party, but it was still a better 30 minutes than the vast majority of crap out there.
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Old Mar 13th, 2006, 08:08 PM       
I liked The Man Show back when I was a 13 year old girl

No, I'm not gay. I thought it was hilarious, and it was
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