I hate Avril and i want her gone...

[Generator86]

I know.

*hangs his head in shame*

[Protoclown]

Hell, LET her cover Metallica. They deserve each other for both sucking so badly.

Mind you, I still like oldschool Metallica, but everything past the black album is pure shite, and about half of the black album is pretty bad. They didn't used to suck, but they sure do now.

[Blackjack]

What's the deal with the Metal-lica covers?

Hell, the first time I heard "Sk8er Boi" or whatever it's called, I was in the pub and it came on MTV... and I was quite literally counting the chords, on one hand, just like when I saw the "Josie and the Pussycats" trailer. Four chord rock n roll, exactly like the Ramones were making popular decades ago.

So how can miss Lasagne, armed with a mic and four chords, replicate an eight minute thrash out of "Master of Puppets"? Are we talking metal without the solos, or the progression, or just about anything that actually requires TALENT?

Oh wait, that's Linkin Park. Doh!!

[punkgrrrlie10]

Don't you mean evanescence?

[Helm]

The new Metallica's gonna suck so bad it'll be hilarious. Mark my words. They're attempting some sort of agressive 180 in direction. Think Lars Ulrich playing blastbeats and Soulfly guitars with James going "Yee-haw!" over the mess.


It's gonna be so fucking funny.

[Blackjack]

Oh, Country and Western Metal then!

[Generator86]

Okay, after seeing her on the MTVIcon thing for Metallica, I now have one thing to say.

THE QUEEN OF PUNK IS DEAD!!!! LONG LIVE THE NEW QUEEN OF METAL!!!!