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Old Dec 12th, 2007, 09:45 PM        The most horrible movie you've ever seen.
I did try to see if there was a previous thread for this.

The 1st most horrible movie i've seen is "Coyote Ugly". But now, I have a new number 2.

"Nacho Libre"

I am almost shaking, in anger, about watching this.
I wanna kick Jack Black in the nuts. And Mike White. And the Jared fuckhead who directed this.
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Old Dec 12th, 2007, 09:54 PM       
House of the Dead. It's the only movie I've ever walked out of.
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Old Dec 12th, 2007, 10:26 PM       
Ah fuck. It's pretty much impossible to narrow it down to one, but I'm gonna say that chuck and larry was probably the worst one I've seen recently. Followed closely behind that is ghost rider. Also, I refuse to see any movie with rob schneider and I'm getting to that point with anthony anderson. Both of them annoy me to the point where I just get angry and frustrated because its amazing that retards like that get paid.
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Old Dec 12th, 2007, 11:09 PM       
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Old Dec 12th, 2007, 11:20 PM       
The Covenant

What a piece of shit that movie was.
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Old Dec 12th, 2007, 11:31 PM       
And that award goes to Spiderman 2, believe it or not, because "Everything M. Night Shamillionaire Did" probably doesn't count.
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Old Dec 12th, 2007, 11:33 PM       
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Old Dec 12th, 2007, 11:43 PM       
Epic Movie.

It was so uncomfortable, sitting in the silence of a packed movie theater.
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Old Dec 12th, 2007, 11:52 PM       
Oh right, those movies. Absolutely awful. I actually know at least 2 people who find that shit hilarious.

That reminds me. LITTLE MAN. That could very well be the worst movie ever made. What makes it even worse is that some people actually like it.
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Old Dec 13th, 2007, 12:26 AM       
chicago i walked out and a really funny horror movie named dark harvest
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Old Dec 13th, 2007, 12:30 AM       
Pleasantville.

The fire masturbation scene made me realize there was no God, and it might be worth my while to drive to Chelsea to kick Jeff Daniels in the nuts.
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Old Dec 13th, 2007, 01:30 AM       
Rules of Attraction

The Squid and the Whale

Spiderman 3
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Old Dec 13th, 2007, 01:44 AM       
I liked Pleasantville.
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Old Dec 13th, 2007, 02:53 AM       
Yeah, Pleasantville's great.

I usually consider Being There to be the shittiest movie I've ever seen, and while in reality that probably isn't the case, it's the one I hate the most.
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Old Dec 13th, 2007, 03:00 AM       
seconding/thirding those shitty Date/Epic/whatever movies. There was a time where parody movies were great and didnt just rely on replaying a certain scene from a movie and making it obviously wacky or zany
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Old Dec 13th, 2007, 03:00 AM       
I liked rules of attraction and pleasantville . I think there are much worse movies than that....buuuut this is all about personal taste.
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Old Dec 13th, 2007, 12:54 PM       
Pirates of the Caribbean 3. My breaking point in that movie was when that black bitch turned huge and started screaming like godzilla. My buddies and me looked at the screen (except for the one who fell asleep) and simultaneously said "This is fucking gay" and left
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Old Dec 13th, 2007, 12:55 PM       
Oh and Across the Universe was a complete waste of 8 dollars too. But I did get to watch predator and have sex after. So I guess that movie's good for something.
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Old Dec 13th, 2007, 02:19 PM       
I saw awake last night. I also took a girl I'm embarrassed to be seen with in public.

I wouldn't recommend either. I got "spotted/caught" by a close friend...I keep waiting for him to call me today to make fun of me. And yeah, the movie sucked. It was a decent idea and all, but someone should have told the director that running around in scrubs is a poor way to portray an out of body experience.
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Old Dec 13th, 2007, 02:56 PM       
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Pirates of the Caribbean 3. My breaking point in that movie was when that black bitch turned huge and started screaming like godzilla.
Ditto. Hated the second one too.
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Old Dec 13th, 2007, 02:58 PM       
I didn't like Awake either but calling it the most horrible movie you've ever seen is not only retarded but it's also completely lazy. Try again.
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Old Dec 13th, 2007, 02:59 PM       
I really really liked The Squid and The Whale

The Covenant probably isnt the worst movie I've ever seen, but it's the only one that sticks out to me.
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Old Dec 13th, 2007, 04:29 PM       
Oh man I hated the squid and the whale, it was just an ultra pretentious movie about this ultra pretentious guy. I can understand how people can like it but I was expecting a lot more out of it. I just couldn't get over the how big an asshole the dad was, nor did I want to see an entire movie based on it.

Rules of attraction was awful to me because it tried to strike a chord as something real, but it was just a typical college movie where the kids don't go to class and just do coke and weed all the time. There was no residue of reality in the relationships and setting. The only part that I liked was the emo lunch server that kills herself because she doesn't to get banged by her secret crush, and only because she was completely transparent through out the whole movie, and no one noticed her before or after she died.
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Old Dec 13th, 2007, 04:50 PM       
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Old Dec 13th, 2007, 07:21 PM       
Oh oh oh oh oh did I mention I had to watch Open Season fucking three times

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