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Old Dec 16th, 2008, 03:27 PM       
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Seriously... I don't get what all the hype is about w/ this dame. She's about as mainstream psuedo-goth-pop as you'll ever see.

Aside from the fact that the show takes the word embellishment to a new level (makes JAG look reputable) I will never watch it because once I saw this chick I was finished. She's offensive to my cynical sensibilities.

And the fact that I'm hearing about guys flailing their pork pistols all over the place for this hack makes me even more incensed. If this exact same girl had a short 'do and lost the dog collar half of you half wits wouldn't notice her at all.

The guys who like her are the same guys that wear Teva's and baggy sweatshirts, "browsing" the T-shirt wall at Hot Topic - when they're really gazing at the mindless teenage drones donning studs & pleather. What a sad existence. These are the same people who love anime because it's being shoved down their throat. Or because they believe in the real-life manifestation of a Japanese cartoon chick in a short skirt with spiked garters.

Worse than ravers IMO.


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Old Dec 16th, 2008, 03:29 PM       
I hope you look like a little boy Janey, cause that's what he's into.
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Old Dec 16th, 2008, 05:39 PM       
Damn. I think McClain hit a nerve.
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Old Dec 16th, 2008, 06:07 PM       
Yeah he did, I can no longer jerk off to her without thinking about Space Ghost.
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Old Dec 16th, 2008, 11:00 PM       
What if you jerked off to the thought of me jerking off to her? That's kinda' demented.
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Old Dec 17th, 2008, 12:01 AM       
That makes it better now
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Old Dec 17th, 2008, 02:46 AM       
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Old Dec 17th, 2008, 06:27 PM       
I hate NCIS so much, fucking poor mans' CSI. And she is one of my reasons.
ugh it's like 50 year old guy's caricature of what DAMN KIDS THESE DAYS ARE LIKE
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Old Dec 17th, 2008, 06:56 PM       
You watch her with the sound on? Well that's the problem right there.
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Old Dec 21st, 2008, 11:04 AM       
I saw her for a few seconds and it was enough for me. Hate her look and her ways. Not something I would want to be on the same planet with, let alone be attracted to.
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Old Apr 3rd, 2009, 09:04 PM       
Lol, I just caught two seconds of her and I want to punch her in the face.
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Old Apr 3rd, 2009, 10:10 PM       
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Lol, I just caught two seconds of her and I want to punch her in the face.
I thought you wanted to fuck her brains out, Tadao?
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Old Apr 3rd, 2009, 10:17 PM       
Until I heard her talk and saw her facial expressions.
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Old Apr 3rd, 2009, 10:19 PM       
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Until I heard her talk and saw her facial expressions.
At last, you finally understand.
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Old Apr 4th, 2009, 04:55 PM       
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Until I heard her talk and saw her facial expressions.
For a second I thought you were talking about Fran Drescher.
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Old Apr 4th, 2009, 04:57 PM       
I love Fran.
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Old Apr 4th, 2009, 04:57 PM       
like you said, until I heard her voice and saw her facial expressions.
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Old Apr 4th, 2009, 05:00 PM       
Nah, Fran makes me laugh. She seems like a total dork. I can't handle stuck up cunts anymore though.
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Old Apr 4th, 2009, 05:03 PM       
Fran is a totally darling
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Old Apr 6th, 2009, 03:55 PM       
Sooooo who's really worse here, NCIS Abby or Bobby Flay's wife? Now that bitch was UNBEARABLE to watch on Law and Order.

Except the episode where she dies and Bobby Flay becomes "Man raped to death by cattle prod".
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Old Apr 6th, 2009, 04:27 PM       
Abby from NCIS is 40 years old
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Old Apr 7th, 2009, 01:17 PM       
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Abby from NCIS is 40 years old
Then again so is every chick you see in a "high school" movie that' s not made by Disney.
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Old Apr 8th, 2009, 01:05 AM       
I'd hit it.

Also that other chick on the show as well.
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Old Apr 8th, 2009, 04:23 PM       
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Old Aug 16th, 2009, 11:41 PM       
yeah, I'm here! And I HATE abby! ncis was shoved down my throat and it has the WORST taste!! My stupid cousin actually likes her. Can I barf now?
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