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Old Dec 14th, 2009, 06:08 PM        Fuck you Avatar
So, I saw a commercial today that stated Avatar has done something new and different by mixing live action and CGI together.

Bullshit. SciFi channel does this shit every Saturday. Fuck Avatar. Science Fiction I say!
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Old Dec 14th, 2009, 08:53 PM       
I really have no interest in the movie. I'm also pretty sure it's for kids.
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Old Dec 14th, 2009, 09:08 PM       
MANTICORE BEAT THEM TOO IT.

ALSO, THAT ONE ABOUT THE NAZI SUPER SOLDIER FOLLOWING AROUND THE AMERICAN SOLDIERS AND I THINK IT HAD A CHAIN GUN ARM.
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Old Dec 14th, 2009, 10:53 PM       
500 million to make this movie? I bet it's because of the 5 million dollar handjobs.
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Old Dec 15th, 2009, 01:25 AM       
Well its the first thing james cameron has been involved with in the past 20 years that didn't involve the ocean. Theres gotta be something special about it to drag him outta the goddamn water.
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Old Dec 15th, 2009, 01:03 PM       
I am still on the fence about this movie. I guess I will decide this week if I want to see it or wait till DVD or skip it entirely
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Old Dec 15th, 2009, 01:30 PM       
My problem with it is how godawful stupid the blue creatures look. I'm not talking about my general dislike for CGI, I'm talking about the actual design of the creatures looks ridiculous. The story itself may be interesting for all I know, but the look of it all makes me want to punch the screen every time I see a trailer for it.
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Old Dec 15th, 2009, 03:08 PM       
I've seen a cool explosion behund a mechwalker type thing, but yeah, the blue cartoon look is really killing it for me too.
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Old Dec 15th, 2009, 06:50 PM       
I wonder what Geggy thinks of this. Also I think this movie turned Roger Ebert into a furry.
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Old Dec 16th, 2009, 01:55 AM       
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I am still on the fence about this movie. I guess I will decide this week if I want to see it or wait till DVD or skip it entirely
Well since the movie is designed hands down to be a pure 3D experience I'd suggest you either see it in theaters or not at all.
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Old Dec 16th, 2009, 01:58 AM       
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500 million to make this movie? I bet it's because of the 5 million dollar handjobs.
Well apparently its not too much higher then other big blockbuster movies produced nowdays but the number does seem ridiculous. He also invented a new camera technology where he could see his cgi effects play out in real time with the footage he was shooting so I'm sure that cost a few dozen million.
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Old Dec 16th, 2009, 12:20 PM       
Ever since the first trailer that I saw for this movie, I've thought that it looks so uninteresting. I have to agree that every time I see those blue things I wonder why they made them look like that. Is it so that they could make toys out of them?
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Old Dec 16th, 2009, 05:00 PM       
He claims he made them blue because he didn't want them to have any color of a human race and green was already taken by aliens
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Old Dec 16th, 2009, 06:08 PM       
It looks like Pocahontas with aliens.
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Old Dec 16th, 2009, 11:13 PM       
I'm looking forward to it.
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Old Dec 17th, 2009, 05:30 AM       
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It looks like Pocahontas with aliens.
That's a good call. I might steal that.
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Old Dec 17th, 2009, 11:54 AM       
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Well since the movie is designed hands down to be a pure 3D experience I'd suggest you either see it in theaters or not at all.
My eyes don't work together (among other issues they have such as astigmatism and near-sightedness) so 3d for the most part does not work on me because my depth perception is so bad a cyclops would say, 'damn, his depth perception sucks'
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So, I saw a commercial today that stated Avatar has done something new and different by mixing live action and CGI together.

Bullshit. SciFi channel does this shit every Saturday. Fuck Avatar. Science Fiction I say!
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Old Dec 17th, 2009, 11:18 PM       
i'm freshly back from seeing the movie and all i'm gonna say is it is mindblowingly awesome. that is all
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Old Dec 18th, 2009, 04:15 AM       
I guess the actress Zoey something shops at the grocery store by my GF's. She says she looks beautiful all the time and without make up.

I think that little story I just told will be better than the movie.
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Old Dec 18th, 2009, 06:53 PM       
I CHANGED MY MIND! THIS LOOKS SO UNLIKE SCIFI CHANNEL! SO NEW AND CREATIVE AND THOUGHT PROVOKING! OMG I THOUGHT THE FAKE CGI WOULD SUCK ME OUT OF THE MOVIE, BUT WITH A SCREENSHOT LIKE THIS! I NOW KNOW HOW WRONG I WAS!

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Old Dec 18th, 2009, 08:34 PM       
Fuck this stupid movie. Fuck that stupid crippled bitch described in the review and above of all FUCK JAMES CAMERON.

I can't believe what I have read earlier about this movie. "After a decade, Cameron sets the avatar of our new generation," FUCKING WOW!!!

For christ's fucking sake, go watch City of God, now that's a real movie.
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Old Dec 19th, 2009, 12:04 AM       
Saw it, was terribly over hyped. It was pretty but that was about it.
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Old Dec 19th, 2009, 11:35 AM       
I saw it last night in IMAX and...it really blew my mind. Maybe it's because I don't get to see too many movies these days, but I thought it was pretty damn amazing looking...

Oh, and the stoy is tolerable. Really really predictable, but the look of it was something I've never seen before.
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Old Dec 20th, 2009, 02:20 AM       
see, last semester there was a section in one of my classes about online identity and avatars etc etc etc, so just by that information the concept of the movie immediately sounded interesting (human mind into an alien "avatar" body; like a physical realization of internet avatars and what not), and yes it does indeed look pretty. but if 20 years is what it has taken just for something that looks nice, then i dunno
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