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James · #1

What a fucked up dream.

James · #2

But not as fucked up as digging up someone's remains located just outside a police academy for a reward.

James · #3

More fucked up that this girl

laying on my bed with another girl, and then signing my guestbook.

So yeah, I had three dreams last night; Internet ho in my bed, hunting down a skeleton (cameo by The Incredibles), and the working in a video game store owned by X-Play, and Morgan Webb turning into a giant. And because I was a cashier, I didn't get much of a chance to enjoy the Christmas party. Just some Munchkins by the counter.

ANd they didn't even have Shadow of the Colossus OR Kingdom Hearts in stock. But I THINK Morgan Webb liked me, because she followed me and Adam Sessler to lunch.

Comrade Rocket · #4

I dreamed once that i posted on an internet forum

Marc Summers · #5

I once had a dream where it was my mission to destroy Lara Croft. She ended up pushing me off a cliff

DamnthatDavid · #6

I had a dream once that I was in the Marines right after we dropped the big-one on Japan, and I was occupying a old Japanese Military base, and there where 3 hot japanese chicks serving me, and stripping, and kissing each other.
Turns out they where Cylons though, so I shot one, and the other two smiled.