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Old May 25th, 2003, 08:34 PM        So I was on the phone to a female friend
And I said something to the general effect of "If I was female, there would be nothing that hadn't been up there at some point or another" at the exact same moment as my mother walked into the room.

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Old May 25th, 2003, 08:47 PM       
Even steak knives and potato chips?
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Old May 25th, 2003, 08:56 PM       
and fire?
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Old May 25th, 2003, 09:22 PM       
Did your mom say anything?
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Old May 25th, 2003, 09:56 PM       
"No, not EVERYTHING, Johnny. I didn't stick your toothbrush up there until last week. And I, to this day, have never penetrated myself with your retainer."

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Old May 26th, 2003, 10:03 AM       
So, how much did that phone call cost per minute?
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Old May 26th, 2003, 11:49 AM       
Teh lol!
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Old May 27th, 2003, 11:29 AM       
The whole premise of the thread was nullified by the sheer improbability of the thread title but I had to peek anyway just to see if the story became even more farfetched. "Stories For The Bored" Forum, methinks. :/
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