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Old Jun 11th, 2003, 06:32 PM       
with my luck all my hair will fall out when i turn 21
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Old Jun 11th, 2003, 06:47 PM       
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Old Jun 11th, 2003, 07:17 PM       
Male pattern baldness is passed down by the mother. Look at your maternal uncles if you want to know what you will look like at their age.
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Old Jun 11th, 2003, 07:23 PM       
I have no uncles, my grandma had all daughters (3), and so did her mother (who had 5 of the buggers). But my grandma's husband is 70 something, and he still has a full head of hair.
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Old Jun 11th, 2003, 07:24 PM       
Even though your maternal grandfather doesn't have the gene, it still leaves you with a 1 in 4 chance that you could have the gene from your maternal grandmother, if we assume 50/50 odds of her carrying it. (I don't know the actual statistics on the bald gene, so it might be less) Do you have any maternal great uncles? Any older male maternal cousins? Also, try asking your maternal grandmother if her father or uncles were bald.
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Old Jun 11th, 2003, 07:46 PM       
My dad's brother is bald, and my mom's father went semi bald in his later years. I'm sure the same will happen to me eventually. Personally, if it ever got to the point where I thought it was looking too thin, I'd probably just shave my head. Shaved heads don't bug me, but the "I'm going bald... but I'm not quite there yet" look does.

edit: oh yeah, her brother is pretty bald too.
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Old Jun 11th, 2003, 07:51 PM       
Well Rog, if you do go bald, it will only be the semi-baldness on your mom's side. She definetely would have the gene for it, so you have a 50/50 chance of inheriting it and going semi-bald.
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Old Jun 11th, 2003, 07:53 PM       
Doesnt alot of baldness comes from stress too?

At least my sad life inst too stressful, that or I dont take it seriously enough.
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Old Jun 11th, 2003, 07:58 PM       
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Doesnt alot of baldness comes from stress too?
Haha yeah it does actually... in addition to plenty of health problems. And I'm always stressed like crazy, so I'm sure the signs aren't too good. Guess I had better start drinking the hard liquor pronto!
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Old Jun 11th, 2003, 08:02 PM       
My dad was completely bald, except for bits of hair on the sides of his head. The rest of my family all have nice healthy heads of hair and i'm afraid of going bald

Another reason why I detest my father.
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Old Jun 11th, 2003, 08:40 PM       
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My dad was completely bald, except for bits of hair on the sides of his head. The rest of my family all have nice healthy heads of hair and i'm afraid of going bald

Another reason why I detest my father.
I assure you, you won't go bald because of your father. Male pattern baldness doesn't work that way. You will only go bald if your mother gave you bad genes, not your father. Trust me, I know how this stuff works.
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Old Jun 11th, 2003, 08:58 PM       
Thank god .
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Old Jun 11th, 2003, 09:32 PM       

This is me back in March.


This is me on 11.06.2003.
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Old Jun 11th, 2003, 09:42 PM       
Future seth :O
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Old Jun 11th, 2003, 09:46 PM       
Not 11-6-03, silly.
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Old Jun 12th, 2003, 02:19 AM       
ha ha ha. Nobody in my family that I can recall has even the slightest degree of baldness. Let alone, my hair is thick enough to slightly dull a pair of scisors in one sitting.

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Old Jun 12th, 2003, 06:06 AM       
I'll fight off Mother Nature's cruel ways as long as I can.

First... the combover.

Second... the incredibly bad quality toupee.

And then... the very, very obvious hairplugs.

I think I need to start wearing brightly colored training suit too. And I'll grow a handlebar mustache to compensate for my lack of hair.
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Old Jun 12th, 2003, 09:31 AM       
I have curly hair and on top of that, it's fucking RED, so I have to deal with TEH SUCK all over.

But still, I'd rather have crappy, nappy red hair than be going bald.

My mother's father was evidently bald, I've only seen a few pictures of him but he was always wearing hats. He died a few years before I was born. I also have no maternal uncles (my mom has three sisters) so I really don't know what's going to happen to my head. :/
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Old Jun 12th, 2003, 01:52 PM       
You have a 50/50 chance of going bald, Proto. Possibly more, because people with red hair tend to have fewer hairs on their head then people with other hair colors. You've also got a higher chance of getting skin cancer, so stock up on sunblock.

Who would have thought the genetics unit of my bio course would come in handy? I just took it to fill the science requirement. I never thought I would need to calculate genetic probablities. I guess it wasn't a total waste of time.
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Old Jun 12th, 2003, 01:59 PM       
My hair is weird. It's straight, but when it grows too long, it starts to curl. It's like I have curly hair, but the curls are all so long that it looks like my hair is completely straight unless it's long.

Also, my hair doesn't grow down when it gets long. It grows up.
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Old Jun 12th, 2003, 02:08 PM       
My hair is short now, but when it's long it gets rather funky. I have great disdain for it.


Some study found that intelligent people have more copper in their hair, so redness does have one plus.
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Old Jun 12th, 2003, 02:09 PM       
Copper is what makes hair red?
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Old Jun 12th, 2003, 02:32 PM       
I dunno, but when I let my beard grow, there's always a ton of copper hairs in it. I don't know what they're doing there, but I think they're planning on making an attempt to overthrow the dark facial hairs. War is hell.
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Old Jun 12th, 2003, 02:40 PM       
My assumption is that copper is one of many reddening factors, but everyone has at least a little bit of it in their hair. Zinc too.
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Old Jun 12th, 2003, 05:11 PM       
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I dunno, but when I let my beard grow, there's always a ton of copper hairs in it. I don't know what they're doing there, but I think they're planning on making an attempt to overthrow the dark facial hairs. War is hell.
Mine is the same way. But I just shaved it all off I guess now I am stupid again
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