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Old Dec 6th, 2005, 07:26 PM        Just saw the Bloodrayne trailor
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I have never been more unhappy in my entire life.
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Old Dec 6th, 2005, 08:58 PM       
Watch it online earlier today. I've never played the games and have no plans to, but I get the feeling that if I were a fan I'd be ready to kill myself right about now.

The actress playing the lead is hot sometimes but she's not hot at all in that, from what I've seen.
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Old Dec 6th, 2005, 09:36 PM       
If it has Michele Rodrigues thats reason enough not to see it.

Still at least shes getting work in untll she start raping the Metroid Franchise.
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Old Dec 6th, 2005, 09:40 PM       
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Watch it online earlier today. I've never played the games and have no plans to, but I get the feeling that if I were a fan I'd be ready to kill myself right about now.
It really is to bad Uwe Boll got the rights to make this movie. Although the game is pretty terrible overall some of the enemy designs are pretty cool, the last boss in the first game looks like Leatherfaces christmas tree.
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Old Dec 6th, 2005, 10:15 PM       
Oh I've never played the games either, and I'm still very very upset.
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Old Dec 6th, 2005, 10:22 PM       
That's like being upset that hollywood is cheapening a hentai.
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Old Dec 6th, 2005, 11:46 PM       
I'm just upset because this is apparently the movie Kristanna Lokken has chosen to show her tits in.

I mean, come on. She deserves better than that. This is the equivalent of working at a run-down titty bar, showing your breasts to beaten-down remains of men for their pocket change. She should have gone the Scores route.

Same goes for Ben Kingsley.

Besides, the promise of Termenatrix boobies will mean this movie will make more money than it deserves.
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Old Dec 7th, 2005, 04:14 PM       
Why Michael Madsen? Why?
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Old Dec 9th, 2005, 09:02 PM       
i wonder if this will really be boll's last movie...
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Old Dec 9th, 2005, 10:06 PM       
Considering he's already in the middle of making a Dungeon Seige movie (with John Rhys-Davies for Christ's sake), not yet.
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Old Dec 10th, 2005, 05:33 AM       
i wonder if when it comes out on dvd the special features will include a "juggy mode" like in the game
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Old Dec 16th, 2005, 04:04 AM       
Just saw the trailer, I thought that it was one of those original movies they show on cable. I laughed when I found out what it was.
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Old Dec 16th, 2005, 04:52 PM       
I'm still scarred by the DOA trailer, myself.
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Old Dec 16th, 2005, 05:40 PM       
DOA looks like a shitty charlies angels+cosplay movie!
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Old Dec 16th, 2005, 05:55 PM       
I used to make it a point to see VG movies, but they're just abusing my trust at this point.
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Old Dec 16th, 2005, 11:22 PM       
I think I actually agree with Chojin. And whats up with Kasumis'clothes being all shiny?
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Old Dec 16th, 2005, 11:34 PM       
After reading this thread, I can breathe a sigh of relief knowing I haven't seen any of his movies.

I clearly am the better man here.
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