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KevinTheOmnivore KevinTheOmnivore is offline
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Old Feb 28th, 2003, 05:00 PM       
wow, that's brutal.
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Old Feb 28th, 2003, 05:03 PM       
The Great Me once again opens himself up to a truck load of insults
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Old Feb 28th, 2003, 05:23 PM       
and gets hit harder than his mother did
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Old Feb 28th, 2003, 05:30 PM       
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Old Feb 28th, 2003, 05:31 PM       
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Old Feb 28th, 2003, 05:44 PM       
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I bet half you fucks are computer nerds who have never had a girlfriend or a normal job in your lives

Actually, this detail is pretty accurate. Nice job.
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Old Feb 28th, 2003, 05:47 PM       
What's neglected is that many on this board (not myself, I am a total loser at times) actually MAKE their money being "computer nerds," thus their ability to be on so much.
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Old Feb 28th, 2003, 05:50 PM       
Were you seriously expecting sympathy for admitting that your mother is dead? You deserve every tasteless joke with the punchline ending in "...across the windsheild" that you've got coming for you.
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Old Feb 28th, 2003, 08:05 PM       
You should just change your user name to match the sign that you daily find taped to your back: Kick me! You called down the thunder big time and cried like a bitch when it came time to reap the whirlwind. You can save face by admitting you were a complete dumbass, apologizing, and trying again. Scorn us now and you are beyond redemption.
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Old Feb 28th, 2003, 08:11 PM       
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and gets hit harder than his mother did


jeez, guys

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Old Feb 28th, 2003, 09:04 PM       
You guys are a bunch of senseless nerds. Do you know how much it hurts to lose something that you truely loved? No because none of lost anything, not even, unlike myself, my virginty. So fuck you guys and go to hell. Bitches.
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El chupacabra El chupacabra is offline
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Old Feb 28th, 2003, 09:08 PM       
So does that mean that you miss your virginity? I bet you lost your virginity to your momand thats why you miss her so much. If there is one person who should have hit the windsheild it was you, well, I bet your mom deserved it too. And what was up with Bitches? You are such a fag, leave Massachusetts immediatley!
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Old Feb 28th, 2003, 09:27 PM       
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So does that mean that you miss your virginity? I bet you lost your virginity to your momand thats why you miss her so much. If there is one person who should have hit the windsheild it was you, well, I bet your mom deserved it too. And what was up with Bitches? You are such a fag, leave Massachusetts immediatley!
you suck.


"uh butchu lost yer virrgunity to yuh mummuh ees why u miees hur tho mush"



i don't have sympathy for "me" but that was 6th grade asshole retarded.
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Old Feb 28th, 2003, 09:35 PM       
I know that was retarded but nothing else came to mind and I needed a halfway decent insult, even if it was 6th grade humour
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Old Feb 28th, 2003, 10:32 PM       
I made no mention of your mother and offered you a second chance. You wasted that chance. Staying here longer would be masochistic. You have been warned.
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Old Mar 1st, 2003, 08:05 PM       
me, it just so happens that I attend your high school and if i remember correctly, you're one of the retarded children in the remedial classes. Oh yeah, and when did you develop the split personality. Creating a second username, in this case el chupacabra, just so you can make fun of yourself is pretty damn gay.

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Old Mar 3rd, 2003, 02:43 AM        The Massachusetts Skating Scholar
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I hope, after a player with asthma and no hand-eye coordination on the rival high school named Dudley Nerdlinger brutally checks you into the boards (as often happens) your stick accidentally gets pressed up against you and the blade of it accidentally pokes through the cage on your helmet and gouges your eyeball out. I hope the resulting horrible pain not only leaves you 3/4 blind, as all the blood from the ruptured eye will damage the other eye, but I also hope that for the rest of your life you have an intensely painful migraine headache at all times, and when you cry because the pain is so bad, it makes the pain worse because your tear ducts are torn in so many places.
- It's impossible today for a hockey stick blade to accidently poke through a full face cage, but there's the hope that he's really that good of a player, and it all ends tragically somewhere on a Canadian major junior rink that does allow half shields.
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Old Mar 3rd, 2003, 04:05 AM       
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