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Old Dec 22nd, 2009, 11:36 PM        Karate Kid remake?
Is nothing holy? the idea of this makes me puke in my mouth a little.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeCC1VNHBrQ

Ok, so after the trailer it doesn't look that bad and I'd kinda like to see it. But still, I just feel uneasy about the whole damn mess.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 12:30 AM       

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Old Dec 23rd, 2009, 05:38 PM       
I bet it will be almost as good as the gay Karate Kid musical. And I mean gay in the very literal sense of the word.

http://www.itskaratekidthemusical.com/downloads.htm

http://www.itskaratekidthemusical.co...axOnWaxOff.mp3

Man, I haven't listened to that in years.
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Old Dec 24th, 2009, 03:03 PM       
It looks okay, but it's probably just a vehicle for Will Smith's boy.
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Old Dec 28th, 2009, 12:10 PM       
Just found out Jackie Chan is going to play Mr. Miyagi(sp)! I'm completely okay with this now. I know he does a lot more hollywoodish movies now but the guy certainly deserves it.
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Old Dec 28th, 2009, 04:43 PM       
i'm watching it after seeing jackie train the kid just like the drunken master did with him on the first drunken master
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Old Dec 28th, 2009, 07:11 PM       
Ugh. I hate how, like Nick said, it's just a vehicle for Will Smith's kid. That, and it's now set to a hip-hop soundtrack and it'll probably turn into an allegory for class conflict, or some bullshit like that.
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Old Dec 28th, 2009, 07:24 PM       
Oh god, are you saying we will be graced by another Jackie / black comedy?
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Old Dec 28th, 2009, 07:27 PM       
THE ONLY BLACK PEOPLE WHO NEED TO KNOW KARATE ARE JIM KELLY AND WESLEY SNIPES
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Old Dec 28th, 2009, 11:29 PM       
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THE ONLY BLACK PEOPLE WHO NEED TO KNOW KARATE ARE JIM KELLY AND WESLEY SNIPES
Jim Kelly was fucking at Quaker Steak and Lube tonight and I missed him because of class.
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Old Dec 29th, 2009, 12:34 AM       
don't worry, I'm sure he works most week nights
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Old Dec 29th, 2009, 11:45 AM       
I just want to know what the hell a poor black woman who probably doesnt speak Chinese is doing moving to China?
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Old Dec 29th, 2009, 01:41 PM       
BTW Karate is Japanese, Jackie is a chink.
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Old Dec 29th, 2009, 02:10 PM       
Im willing to overlook that in the name of retarded ass Hollywood.
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Old Dec 29th, 2009, 02:13 PM       
I bet Jackie teaches him Kung Fu
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I agree with you!
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