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Old Nov 23rd, 2011, 07:04 AM       
I fell in love with Midori Sour cocktails tonight. It's like if you liquefied a bag of Sour Patch Kids and made it alcoholic.
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Old Nov 23rd, 2011, 12:32 PM       
I want that.

My specialty shot is salt. Tequila. Two sour patch kids.
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Old Nov 23rd, 2011, 01:04 PM       
I put the patches (slang for sour patch kids) on some tin foil, heat it up with a lighter and inhale the smoke.

its the appletini of hardcore drugs
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Old Nov 23rd, 2011, 08:25 PM       
oh. so you do sour patch kids the way guitar woman didnt do heroin right
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Old Nov 23rd, 2011, 08:32 PM       
What I like to do with my alcohol is, I get this fat guy frank really drunk, then make him run on the treadmill. I collect his sweat, then soak a tampon in it and shove it up my butt. It's the ultimate drunk.
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Old Nov 25th, 2011, 10:58 AM       
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I want that.

My specialty shot is salt. Tequila. Two sour patch kids.
idn if you're joking but I can see actually doing this.
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Old Nov 25th, 2011, 02:56 PM       
definitely not joking. This is the only picture I've been able to get of the aftertaste from it



I used to be sleek as fuck.
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Old Nov 25th, 2011, 05:39 PM       
Weirdly enough, my cousin told a delightful story at Thanksgiving about finding whiskey-soaked tampons in the garbage at her bounce-house job.
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Old Nov 25th, 2011, 06:01 PM       
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Old Dec 16th, 2011, 10:37 PM       
http://www.adultchocolatemilk.com

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Old Dec 18th, 2011, 12:59 AM       
also known as ChocoVine, I bet
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Old Feb 11th, 2012, 10:01 PM       
I made myself a Jack Rose about 10 minutes ago. It's the best damn cocktail in the galaxy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Rose_(cocktail)

Not sure how I'd describe the flavor (sort of a balanced mix of sweet and tart since there's lime and grenadine in it, and a little tangy), but rest assured it's better than any alcoholic drink you've ever had, and I got basically smashed off just one. If you've got about 30 bucks, go buy the ingredients from your local liquor store, it's more than worth it. It'd be my go-to drink order if it weren't for the fact that that no bars anywhere serve these things and likely never will again; none of them stock Applejack or even know what it is. I almost want to buy extra bottles of the stuff and give them to the places I frequent just so they'll be able to make me some whenever I'm there.

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Old Feb 12th, 2012, 01:14 PM       
apple flavored anything mixed with brandy would taste like whatever applyjack is i would think ;/

or apple brandy/cider but i dnno if bars carry that kind of stuff.
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Old Feb 12th, 2012, 04:23 PM       
I've been drinking quite a bit of this stuff lately:

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Old Feb 12th, 2012, 04:31 PM       
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apple flavored anything mixed with brandy would taste like whatever applyjack is i would think ;/

or apple brandy/cider but i dnno if bars carry that kind of stuff.
Actually applejack is a distilled liquor like vodka or whiskey so it doesn't have that pronounced of an apple flavor; tasted to me like a kind of mix between whiskey and rum, kinda spicy. It's smooth as fuck when you drink it straight and I think it's the best hard liquor I've ever had. The taste is like what I imagined whiskey would taste like before I drank whiskey and found out that it tastes like plastic shit.

The best part is that it's only 20 dollars for a fifth because nobody buys it.

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Old Feb 12th, 2012, 07:14 PM       
it probably tasted in between whiskey and rum cause it tasted like apple brandy
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Old Feb 12th, 2012, 09:16 PM       
That sounds really good.
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Old Feb 13th, 2012, 01:40 AM       
how come i feel like im being trolled whenever i talk to guitar woman
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Old Feb 13th, 2012, 10:31 AM       
because he drinks drinks not drank since the great depression.
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Old Feb 28th, 2012, 11:00 PM       
As much as I say fuck the irish guiness and cider tastes amazing.
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Old Mar 1st, 2012, 08:17 PM       
Sounds good enough, I'll check it out if there's ever applejack around.
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Old Mar 3rd, 2012, 02:34 AM       
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Actually applejack is a distilled liquor like vodka or whiskey so it doesn't have that pronounced of an apple flavor; tasted to me like a kind of mix between whiskey and rum, kinda spicy. It's smooth as fuck when you drink it straight and I think it's the best hard liquor I've ever had. The taste is like what I imagined whiskey would taste like before I drank whiskey and found out that it tastes like plastic shit.

The best part is that it's only 20 dollars for a fifth because nobody buys it.
you think whiskey tastes like plastic shit, but you like stuff with grenadine in it? cognitive dissonance, yo.
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Old Mar 9th, 2012, 11:54 AM       


Loving it. Straight up or with coke. I've never really been a fan of hard liquors, but CM has a really great taste. Drinking it is SMOOTH SAILING
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Old Aug 16th, 2012, 02:45 AM       
I had about 5 shots of soju tonight. It's pretty good. Delicious, in fact.
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