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Old Dec 31st, 2012, 07:28 PM       
I think I need to go pray.
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Old Dec 31st, 2012, 08:04 PM       
Well, I welcomed in the new year and the start of my 24th year by frantically letting the cat in when the fireworks started going off, whilst wearing my pyjamas.

I am also completely sober.
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Old Dec 31st, 2012, 08:17 PM       
Man I've been drinking since the Samoans had the New Year.

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Old Dec 31st, 2012, 08:27 PM       
There's nothing to drink in this house besides gnarly wine

and people

worst new years everrr
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Old Dec 31st, 2012, 11:18 PM       
Happy birthday Shrub

I drank the last of the whiskey in an attempt to kill whatever evil upper respiratory infection has been incubating and plotting to ruin my week. It was pretty good but now I have nothing.
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Old Jan 1st, 2013, 04:08 AM       
Happy new years fuckers.
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Old Jan 1st, 2013, 04:31 AM       
HAPPY NEW YEAR SHRUB, I MISS YOU.
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Old Jan 3rd, 2013, 10:15 AM       
baby's first speeding ticket

over a decade of driving too fast and not getting caught. finally over. dang.
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Old Jan 3rd, 2013, 10:25 AM       
I have the flu. Like the actual, report-to-the-health-department, this-is-what-the-government-warned-you-about, doctor-shoves-swabs-up-your-nose-and-shakes-his-head-sadly, influenza A.

It sucks. It sucks mightily. I think I can feel the individual nerve cells in my teeth writhing in agony.

I'm allergic to the preservative in flu shots and couldn't get one, so I guess I lost this particular round of russian roulette. If you're not allergic to eggs or thimerosal, get your fucking flu shot. Chances of becoming a walking phlegm-bucket go down to about 10%.
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Old Jan 3rd, 2013, 08:41 PM       
i havent gotten a flu shot in 10+ years :/
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Old Jan 3rd, 2013, 11:28 PM       
They're not for everyone, but if it helps you, do it.
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Old Jan 6th, 2013, 07:15 PM       
We took sophia for pictures toward the end of the day. She wouldn't smile for the camera so instead of the camera guy making bird noises or other stupid sounds he just started yelling at her. He was also asian so it came out like

"hey.....HEY! Little girl. HEY! You look now!"

My gf was like "alright tadao thats not working."
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Old Jan 6th, 2013, 08:29 PM       
I bet if I pulled out my tiny wiener she would laugh.
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Old Jan 7th, 2013, 10:38 AM       
Can you wrap it in one of those blankets too?
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Old Jan 8th, 2013, 03:08 PM       
Shit nigga he can tie it in a knot, he can tie it in a bow.
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Old Jan 8th, 2013, 06:46 PM       
so i got this shirt for christmas to wear aspajamas and it says YOU GOT SERVED which is kinda totally random

but today my friend asked me to serve his divorce papers for him

maybe there isa god
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Old Jan 9th, 2013, 12:36 AM       
I really wanted that Stay Puft Marshmallow Man pajama thing as a christmas/chanukah gift and didn't get it

I was sort of disappointed. Now I've got to find and buy it mydamnself.

Edit: This. I'mma ordering it.
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Old Jan 9th, 2013, 03:26 PM       
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so i got this shirt for christmas to wear aspajamas and it says YOU GOT SERVED which is kinda totally random

but today my friend asked me to serve his divorce papers for him

maybe there isa god
Make sure to wear it backwards so that she can read it as you walk away.
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Old Jan 10th, 2013, 02:05 AM       
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Old Jan 10th, 2013, 07:47 AM       
totes backwards and you gotta throw your arms up and point to it with both thumbz. then give hher the finger. Owned.!!!


went to a reptile expo. bought another 8 juvenile tarantulas. this is one of them.
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Old Jan 10th, 2013, 12:49 PM       
how many do you have in total?
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Old Jan 10th, 2013, 01:15 PM       
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Old Jan 11th, 2013, 07:19 PM       
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Old Jan 13th, 2013, 11:11 PM       
I listened to Bowie's "Low" for the first time, and as someone who never really got into Bowie I started to enjoy it more than I expected to. But then why does Brian Eno have to ruin it with his ambient bullshit in the album's second half

Just like Talking Heads' Remain in Light. Eno sucks
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Old Jan 14th, 2013, 08:48 AM       
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8+
8 + 10 = 18

17 juveniles, 1 adult
plus a bunch of other spiders from around here
and currently ~60 baby wolf spiders
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