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Old Feb 27th, 2003, 07:35 PM       
MrAdventure that is the greatest picture ever

and how about this bullshit

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Oh yeah, sspasdowsky, I am quite articulate and I'm in High School in the top 5% of my class. I am an unbelivable hockey player and have colleges such as Michigan state, BU, BC and Harvard looking to offer me scholarships. I think proves how articulate I am.
You idiot douchebag. I seriously hope you get hit in the face with a hockey puck, and it crushes one of eyeballs, and the last thing you see before you die in a puddle of your own teeth, hair and blood is what appears to be a scrambled egg, except the yolk looks alot like a pupil and there's a lot more blood.

Cunt.
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Old Feb 27th, 2003, 07:35 PM       
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DIE HARTMAN
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Old Feb 27th, 2003, 07:36 PM       
MR. Adventure, do have nothing better to say than STFU? Do you know how to spell? I will teach you. STFU are letters. When you put letters together you get words. Then guess what, you put the words together to make sentences, sentences to make paragraphs. So why don't you take my advice and spell out STFU.

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Old Feb 27th, 2003, 07:37 PM       
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DIE ME
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Old Feb 27th, 2003, 07:37 PM       
that won't happen, I wear a cage.
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Old Feb 27th, 2003, 07:38 PM       
I SAID SHUT UP
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Old Feb 27th, 2003, 07:40 PM       
Would you care to read my first post, "me"?

It's waiting for you.

It shows what I think of you.
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Old Feb 27th, 2003, 07:41 PM       
Rongi, I haven't done anything to you, Hartman has, so take your anger out on him, not me.
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Old Feb 27th, 2003, 07:42 PM       
ARE YOU GAY? SORRY, I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU .
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Old Feb 27th, 2003, 07:44 PM       
so does that mean that what I say is BS because I know that when I talk fart's don't come out so you must be saying that I talk BS which is cool with me.
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Old Feb 27th, 2003, 07:45 PM       
First things first, me, you're a fucking retard. Second, what the hell is "Shut the fuck up and die me." What the hell does "die me" mean? Oh yeah, and I take it this thread is about dead.
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Old Feb 27th, 2003, 07:45 PM       
YOUR COMEBACKS SUCK
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Old Feb 27th, 2003, 07:45 PM       
french people suck
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Old Feb 27th, 2003, 07:46 PM       
me, farts come out of you all of the time, mostly through your vagina though.
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Old Feb 27th, 2003, 07:47 PM       
I hope, after a player with asthma and no hand-eye coordination on the rival high school named Dudley Nerdlinger brutally checks you into the boards (as often happens) your stick accidentally gets pressed up against you and the blade of it accidentally pokes through the cage on your helmet and gouges your eyeball out. I hope the resulting horrible pain not only leaves you 3/4 blind, as all the blood from the ruptured eye will damage the other eye, but I also hope that for the rest of your life you have an intensely painful migraine headache at all times, and when you cry because the pain is so bad, it makes the pain worse because your tear ducts are torn in so many places.

I also hope burglars shoot your parents in a botched robbery, your grandmother gets sodomized and killed on the bus by a man with down syndrome who wants to make a baby, all your only friends (both of them) are killed by a drunk driver. I also hope you get face cancer, cunt.

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Old Feb 27th, 2003, 07:47 PM       
Are you sure you weren't the #1 student in your school EVER, and when you graduated they named you "most likely to be incredibly articulate and super ultra really smart"?.

I'm pretty sure I read about you inventing the cure for AIDS in the newspaper and causing the hottest girl in your school to break the world record for most simultaneous orgasmic spasms.
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Old Feb 27th, 2003, 07:50 PM       
No, I bet me is the UltraSuperCoolExtraSuperSmartUnbelievablyArticulat eGreatestHockeyPlayerEver at his school, and yes, I know that was retarded.
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Old Feb 27th, 2003, 07:50 PM       
Wow, Rongi, even though you are making fun of me I have to give you credit, those were some of the best insults I have ever heard. You put more thought into the hockey thing then most doctors have. I am not being sarcastic, those are great insults.
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Old Feb 27th, 2003, 07:51 PM       
sorry, that last post goes outto Les Waste.
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Old Feb 27th, 2003, 07:55 PM       
I HAVE SINGLE HANDEDLY SAVED THIS THREAD, NO NEED FOR THANKS THOUGH.
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Old Feb 27th, 2003, 07:56 PM       
holy fucking shit, that is definitely THE biggest cat I have ever seen, now if we'd send that thing into Iraq........
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Old Feb 27th, 2003, 07:57 PM       
You are so not funny .
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Old Feb 27th, 2003, 07:57 PM       
I DON'T KNOW THAT REALLY BREAKS THE FOURTH WALL
WHOEVER MADE IT NEEDS MORE INTEGRITY
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Old Feb 27th, 2003, 08:00 PM       
what do you feed a cat to make it that big, that thing's huge!
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Old Feb 27th, 2003, 08:00 PM       
yeah, I know I'm not funny, I just make these gay ass jokes
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