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Old Jul 21st, 2004, 11:39 PM       
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Old Jul 21st, 2004, 11:40 PM       
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Necropheliacs, not necrophiles, we take our work very seriously.
Not seriously enough to spell it right, though, Mr. Necrophiliac?
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Old Jul 21st, 2004, 11:46 PM       
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Old Jul 21st, 2004, 11:50 PM       
It was a trap, now i know who visits the graveyard 200 feet away from my house! Er, on the second though, all the bodies are from the civil war, so never mind.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 12:35 AM       
To kill yourself:

1. Buy gun and ammunition (with credit card).
2. Load gun.
3. Put barrel against temple.
4. Pull trigger.
5. Repeat as necessary.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 12:36 AM       
Now Dr. Boogie can be arrested for assisted suicide!
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 12:44 AM       
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 12:47 AM       
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 12:50 AM       


Should be Dr. Boogies avatar.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 01:07 AM       
doctor boogie you forgot the part about going up in a clock tower and taking as many innocents with you as you can first
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 02:22 AM       
Why the hell is like every other person on this damn board in such a damn hurry to fucking kill themselves?

And WHY the fuck are they so keen on announcing it on the fucking net in front of strangers?

Jesus fucking Christ if life is so fucking hard for some of you, just go ahead and fucking do it, it ain't that fucking difficult. You don't need fucking advice on how to do it! Razors, Guns, Rope, fucking drinking Draino under the goddamn sink will all fucking do the trick!

And unless you're lying on your goddamn deathbed, with no hope of getting better and you're in extreme pain, its an idiotic and cowardly thing to do in the first place.

All that aside, I'd have to agree that executioneer's clock tower mass murder/suicide shoot out IS the coolest way to go about it.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 02:31 AM       
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Necropheliacs, not necrophiles, we take our work very seriously.
And if you are at the point that you would commit suicide, think of other options. Crackwhores are frowned upon, but some really do enjoy life; sex and drugs. Basically I'm saying you have much to lose before you should give up, and many places to turn. Do not let a petty emotion end what could be a beautiful existence, for emotions pass.
But if you do insist on foolishly ending all that you know, then make it big please. I want to see someone blow themself up in the middle of someplace important. Or just make your death really odd, don't be another building jumper. Go out in style.
technically, you could say both necrophiliac or necrophile, since both come from the same roots "necro", meaning dead, and "phil", meaning love. (philidelphia is the city of brotherly love, literally) suck on that one, goober.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 02:32 AM       
Suicide is fun.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 02:38 AM       
Actually Boogie, you can survive a gunblast to the prefrontal lobes with diminished thinking capabilities. The best way to shoot one's self is to open the jaw and aim for the top of the mouth.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 02:59 AM       
Correct!


You have to make sure the barrel IS straight up though, otherwise you can end up like that fucktard who blew his fucking jaw off, because he said Judas Priest told him to do it.

a 10 gauge shot gun is a pretty sure bet regardless of your placement though, assuming you can get a hold of one.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 04:00 AM       
Whats the reason behind you wanting to commit suicide? i know its prolly a guy, oh well, like us guys and a faithfull hand, learn to use a dildo and use it well (i cant believe i just said that) try taking a tour thru a pediatric cancer center at your local university, that usualy puts the fear of god into anybody....
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 06:10 AM       
Max, your first post is the most sensible thing you ever wrote here.

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technically, you could say both necrophiliac or necrophile, since both come from the same roots "necro", meaning dead, and "phil", meaning love. (philidelphia is the city of brotherly love, literally) suck on that one, goober.
It's because it was written as NECROPHELIAC which is the incorrect spelling you cock. Try and keep up.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 06:11 AM       
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 07:41 AM       
mad max - this is a board for (belated) virgin teenagers and wackos. get used to the idea.


I like the mass murder thing, too, but unfortunately here it's not easy to buy a gun. Moreover something big enough for this kind of undertaking. Also, it'd require lots of thinking ahead and planning, which lazyness prevents me from doing.


alive - the day I think about killing myself for a guy will be the day I'd have one more reason to be dead, for being the most stupid living being on earth.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 09:05 AM       
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 09:17 AM       
I feel sorry for you depressed geeks. Seriously, go outside or go for a run or something. Get a job and make some friends.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 11:01 AM       
I'm going to second Seth's comment about knowing how to shoot yourself. There are pictures on the Internet of failed shotgun suicides. Yes, you can live without a face.

If you want to die and be certain you're not making any mistakes , make sure the gun is 1) powerful and 2) right in your mouth.

But why shoot yourself anyway? If you want messy, I'm all for jumping from high places. If you want painful, just inject some air into your veins. If you want no mess and no pain, uh, well...

IT'S DEATH, IT'S NOT GOOD FOR YOU, IT'S SUPPOSED TO HURT!

Not that we were really on that topic, but it seemed like a fun thing to say.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 11:04 AM       
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 11:26 AM       
But just remember If you commit suicide you go to hell regardless of your life because its the most cowardly act on the planet. If you want to die follow my advice. Start tossing children into wood chippers ala-fargo then lead the police to youre house where you have jerri cans burried in your yard and when they come close shoot the cans. They will then have no chouce but to shoot you. That or open fire on school children.

It would be easier just to walk into your resident precinct and bust a cap in the dispachs' face.
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Old Jul 22nd, 2004, 04:08 PM       
Lilli is the only one of you bastards that doesn't get depressed when I talk to her in IM.

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