Originally Posted by WINO
max, tell them the rest of the story....never mind, i will.
while max and sevenforce were walking back to the hidden lovenest they share, they came upon a dog violently licking it's balls. max turns to sevenforce and says "man, i wish i could do that!", sevenforce ,staring in disbelief, turns to max and replied "you should pet him first"......the rest is too disgusting even for this thread.
You're such a fucking loser. You're too much of a pussy to post the rest of your damned story, so i'll finish it.
Max was about to approach the dog, then, Seven Force and Max heard a rustling in the bushes...
Then WINO pounced on the dog! The dog started to yelp in pain as WINO jammed his dick into the innocent dog, scared and confused about what was going on. WINO had a look of pure perversion on his face, his eyes crossed and his sweat dripping off his horrible ance. Audible *flaps* could be heard as his rolls of fat slapped against each other with each pelvic thrust.
ROTFL, Max and Seven Force looked on with disgust.
Max: I told you that fucktard fucks animals.
Seven Force: My eyes! Please make the pain go away.
Upon leaving that horrible scene, they both went their separate, heterosexual
There was no lovenest, it was a clever ruse to unleash WINO's perverted sexual energy on a lonely forest dog.
And on this day, years later, on the some say you can still hear the dogs yelps of pain, WINO's belly fat slapping, and his erotic grunts of pleasure.
And that is the story of WINO's 14th birthday. Fucktard.