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Old Oct 4th, 2004, 08:11 PM       
Wino: Fucktard you got your fucking lame ass handed to you by 7force for fuck's sake, that pretty makes you only one step up from Father Spaz. No more talking from you fucktard.

Witty: Nope. I created the thread and you predicatable fucktards came running. My replies are simply reminding you of what fucking mindless fucktards you all are.

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Old Oct 4th, 2004, 08:16 PM       
I'm so godamn fucking serious Max, I am in love with you and your stories. I haven't had a hard-on this massive with out shoving candles in my ass first!
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Old Oct 4th, 2004, 08:24 PM       
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max, tell them the rest of the story....never mind, i will.

while max and sevenforce were walking back to the hidden lovenest they share, they came upon a dog violently licking it's balls. max turns to sevenforce and says "man, i wish i could do that!", sevenforce ,staring in disbelief, turns to max and replied "you should pet him first"......the rest is too disgusting even for this thread.


You're such a fucking loser. You're too much of a pussy to post the rest of your damned story, so i'll finish it.

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Max was about to approach the dog, then, Seven Force and Max heard a rustling in the bushes...

Then WINO pounced on the dog! The dog started to yelp in pain as WINO jammed his dick into the innocent dog, scared and confused about what was going on. WINO had a look of pure perversion on his face, his eyes crossed and his sweat dripping off his horrible ance. Audible *flaps* could be heard as his rolls of fat slapped against each other with each pelvic thrust.

ROTFL, Max and Seven Force looked on with disgust.

Max: I told you that fucktard fucks animals.

Seven Force: My eyes! Please make the pain go away.

Upon leaving that horrible scene, they both went their separate, heterosexual ways. There was no lovenest, it was a clever ruse to unleash WINO's perverted sexual energy on a lonely forest dog.

And on this day, years later, on the some say you can still hear the dogs yelps of pain, WINO's belly fat slapping, and his erotic grunts of pleasure.

And that is the story of WINO's 14th birthday. Fucktard.

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Old Oct 4th, 2004, 08:44 PM       
so then terra was like no way seven Max is mine man all the way man come on and seven was like no way hes my man and i love hm and so then they both likesd max now
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Old Oct 4th, 2004, 08:47 PM       
SevenFagsInAUrinal, don't quote somebody and then 'lol' at it for the entirely of your post. Deleted.

In addition, you have sex with sink spickets.
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Old Oct 4th, 2004, 08:56 PM       
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Old Oct 4th, 2004, 08:56 PM       
You like the victorian handles best because it looks naughty.
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Old Oct 4th, 2004, 09:39 PM       
SevenForce is the new Mubert way to go
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Old Oct 4th, 2004, 10:08 PM       
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Old Oct 4th, 2004, 10:08 PM       
Actually WINO is the new Mubert. Sevenforce is the new ThisIsWitty and you're the new Father Spaz.

Still means one thing. You're all fucktards!
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Old Oct 4th, 2004, 10:11 PM       
Milhouse: So do you go by strongbad4500 or tomedix on that board?

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Old Oct 5th, 2004, 12:23 PM        Re: THE TOTAL DECIMATION OF FUCKTARDS THREAD :D
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Well you know the drill, post something here and I'll get back to decimating your can, fucktards.

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Old Oct 5th, 2004, 01:05 PM       
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Nope. I created the thread and you predicatable fucktards...
oh the irony is killing me. You have got to be one of the most predictible people on this board max, infact your posts can be summed up with a simple forumla.

IF personabove = dislike then madmax.post = "fucktard" Else
IF personabove = Sp@z Then madmax.post = "Move to mock wars"

IF peronabove = handed.ass.to.max.on.previous.page then
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Madmax.post = "[Remark accusing above person of bieng 'teh ghay' and sucking one or more cocks]"

IF all else fails Then edit.quote
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Old Oct 5th, 2004, 04:18 PM       
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Yes you're right, Mad Max I am a predictable fucktard, my lame insults towards you show no imagination. I was just trying to be cool, I need acceptance so bad. I thought by insulting you, that everyone else here would like me, but instead I got my ass handed to me and I just proved what a ghey cock sucker I am.
AND THEN SO LIKE METAL MILITIA SUCKED KELLYCHAOS COCK AND THE JIZZ SPLATTERED ALL OVER HIS FUCKTARD FACE. AND IT WAS PURE HEAVEN TO HIM BECAUSE HE IS TEH GHEY.

THE END

DECIMATED!

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Old Oct 5th, 2004, 05:17 PM       
Yes, i just hope that one day i can think up such witty insults as you max. I mean it must take some serious comedy talent to come up with words such as 'fucktard' and..... umm.... .. 'fucktard'.
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Old Oct 5th, 2004, 05:43 PM       
you're just as repetitious as mad max but he does it in a way that is far less tedious.


and just a quick fyi i used that avatar here already and when i stole it from another board two months ago it was already lame.
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Old Oct 5th, 2004, 06:22 PM       
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oh the irony is killing me. You have got to be one of the most predictible people on this board max
We've already gone over this to death.
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Old Oct 5th, 2004, 08:20 PM       
max, i reckon you can be another bitch addition to the ol' WINO stable.....now, wash my drawers!

anyone who can orally manipulate a dogs genitals, w/o embarassment or guilt....can manipulate mine as well.

don't make me slap ya again.
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Old Oct 5th, 2004, 08:28 PM       
Daddy? Is that you??
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Old Oct 5th, 2004, 09:02 PM       
MetalMilitia: Really Fucktard, if you think you're saying shit that hasn't been said to me before, you're more of a fucking moronic unoriginal dicksnot than I thought. Stop embarassing yourself fucktard.

WINO: Need I remind your fucktard ass once again that you got fucking verbally raped by fuckin' 7force? You're the fuckin new forum fuck bitch if you haven't realized it yet. And stop fucking lying, everyone knows you wear fuckin' pink panties bitch. You love the way they ride up your fuckin jizz splattered asshole. It reminds you of how your Daddy used to show you "quality" time. Fuckin faggot bitchboy.

Decimated!

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Old Oct 5th, 2004, 09:10 PM       
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max, i reckon you can be another bitch addition to the ol' WINO stable.....now, wash my drawers!

anyone who can orally manipulate a dogs genitals, w/o embarassment or guilt....can manipulate mine as well.

don't make me slap ya again.
So...you're not really talking about Max, you're talking about your mom, who already does those things.

Like mother like son.

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Old Oct 5th, 2004, 09:17 PM       
gee max, why so glum?
i thought we were buddies, then you have to go off all frustrated and all......no more vaseline for you!

wash my drawers....
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Old Oct 5th, 2004, 09:30 PM       
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I'm really glum because I thought Witty and me were fuck buddies, then he cheated on me with Metalmilitia and now I'm all frustrated and I had a whole tub of vaseline for us. Now I'm going to have to finger my own asshole to get off, and I just washed my cum stained panties too...
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Old Oct 5th, 2004, 09:31 PM       
Rongi: Stop posting pictures of your customers fucktard.

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Old Oct 5th, 2004, 09:32 PM       
7force...you know the rules!

you cannot
1. make eye contact with me
2. attempt to communicate verbally in any way....since you are silly and ignorant (even to max's standard).
3. and you must keep my drawers clean as well

as my original bitch, you should have known this.....i'll deal with you later. until that point in time....don't even attempt to be cute....there is no ambiguity in this rule.
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