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Old Dec 20th, 2009, 05:29 PM        Star Wars Ep 1 - 70 min review
http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/12/17/...hantom-menace/

The first 5 minutes are w/e and his "amusing" voice get less annoying cause the rest of the 65 minutes make up for it.

I fell asleep in the movie theater watching this film, and 2 more times watching the DVD. I never understood why the movie bored me so much, but now I know.
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Old Dec 20th, 2009, 06:46 PM       
lol i watched some random snippets and this guy is supposed to be a star wars geek? he doesn't even know what midi-chlorians or wtfever are.
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Old Dec 21st, 2009, 06:27 PM       
Possibly the funniest thing I have ever seen in the history of ever.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2009, 01:21 PM       
pro teh GONE tist
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Old Dec 22nd, 2009, 01:33 PM       
"It's almost mind-boggling how complex the awfulness is"
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Old Dec 24th, 2009, 07:51 PM       
I thought the analysis was great; he made a lot of good points.
But the character/schtick got old fast.
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Old Jan 10th, 2010, 12:09 AM       
This is the strokeguy reviewer, named as such because he sounds like he had a stroke. If you watch his stuff in order (he goes through all the star trek tng movies) you'll appreciate it a whole lot more. I'm happy he's gotten so famous because of the phantom menace review, because before all of his videos only had around 1k views, and his talent deserves recognition.

Make sure you check out his channel for all the reviews, some of the other strokeguy episodes are funnier than this one http://www.youtube.com/user/RedLetterMedia
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Old Jan 10th, 2010, 02:56 PM       
I never watched the newer star trek movies, so I didn't really get anything he was saying
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Old Jan 10th, 2010, 03:39 PM       
i approve of this man


on the other hand, 70 minutes of information Of ESSAY FORMAT is a bit goddam excessive
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Old Jan 11th, 2010, 12:18 AM       
"LETS REVIEW SOME FAMOUS PRO TA GONE ISTS, JOHN REECE (FROM STARSHIP TROOPERS), ROCKY BALBOA, SARAH CONNOR, KEVIN BACON"
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Old Jan 14th, 2010, 04:49 PM       
Star Trek Nemesis is gonna be on in a few. I'm gonna try to watch it just so I can see if his review is funny.
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Old Jan 14th, 2010, 05:04 PM       
OH GOD I THINK I TURNED THIS MOVIE OFF AFTER THE FIRST COMMERCIAL A FEW YEARS AGO.
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Old Jan 16th, 2010, 02:55 PM       
Space cymbals?!?
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Old Jan 16th, 2010, 04:40 PM       
That part was funny. He's pretty entertaining.
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Old Apr 12th, 2010, 12:58 AM       
Episode II

http://www.blancscreencinema.com/red...ia/clones.html
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Old Apr 12th, 2010, 05:09 AM       
I saw this AGES ago before it was cool. But not the EpII ones.
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Old Apr 12th, 2010, 05:13 AM       
You guys must have missed his one on Avatar.
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Old Apr 12th, 2010, 11:58 AM       
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You guys must have missed his one on Avatar.
No, I posted it in the Fuck Avatar thread
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Old Apr 12th, 2010, 02:44 PM       
Yeah, I saw the Avatar one and it's the reason I didn't see Avatar.
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Old Apr 13th, 2010, 03:14 PM       
Oh good, its fantastic.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2010, 11:44 AM       
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Old Apr 23rd, 2010, 01:32 PM       
I love the not-so-subtle clues that he's a serial killer
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Old Apr 23rd, 2010, 11:46 PM       
I have a sneaking suspicion he's the "shop for a coffin" guy from an oldish episode of The Best Show on WFMU.
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Old Apr 24th, 2010, 09:54 PM       
Which would be a bad thing.

I enjoy the reviews themselves for what they are, but his sense of humour is awful. "Dark" humour is cheap. I laugh occasionally when they make me notice things about the films I didn't notice before, but for the most part the stuff that's meant to be funny because it's creepy is poor. If these reviews were done without the quirky editing and the silly voice they'd be distinctly average.
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