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Old Jun 29th, 2006, 08:18 PM        What?
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Old Jun 29th, 2006, 08:50 PM       
Damn you, How dare you defy our lord and Supreme Master, General ZOD. You deserve to be thrown into space and tossed into the sun. General Zod will not tolerate any dissing of his person.
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Old Jun 29th, 2006, 08:57 PM        Re: What?
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Mockwars is betta.
Well, well, if it isn't the Bizarro Son of Jor-El. If you were truly the opposite of the Son of Jor-El, you would be me, General Zod, the greatest being to have ever existed. Now take my hand, and swear eternal loyalty to Zod.

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Old Jun 29th, 2006, 09:14 PM       
Zod was funny around the time it was created, but now it's a little dull.
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Old Jun 29th, 2006, 09:34 PM       
You were dull around the time you were created, Trash, and, well, you still are. Look likes Zod wins.
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Old Jun 29th, 2006, 10:00 PM       
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Zod was funny around the time it was created, but now it's a little dull.
And the human excrement known as "The Toxic Avenger" is here as well? It appears as though all of planet Houston's most pathetic "super heroes" believe they can stand up to the might that is ZOD.

I will bring them to their knees!
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Old Jun 29th, 2006, 11:31 PM       
What does your bathroom look like, Zod sir?
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Old Jun 30th, 2006, 12:08 AM       
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Old Jun 30th, 2006, 12:59 AM       


Shut up you got your ass handed to you by superman, I could think of less homoerotic superheros.
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Old Jun 30th, 2006, 01:29 AM       
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Old Jul 1st, 2006, 06:53 PM       
zod sucks i made fun of mockery in some zod-loving thread he made and mockery deleted my post because he was so upset
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Old Jul 11th, 2006, 11:19 PM       
Zod wears a codpiece, ergo Zod is God.
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Old Jul 12th, 2006, 09:34 PM       
I have sent this website to the great and powerful Zod, showing that Superman is a fraud and looks out only for himself. He cares nothing for the slaves of Planet Houston: http://www.superdickery.com/galleries.html
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Old Jan 10th, 2007, 12:40 AM        zod cried like a girl when superman crushed his fingers
zod got his fingers crushed and cried like a little girl at the end of superman 2. he also got thrown up against an ice wall. You see good always wins over evil!
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Old Jan 10th, 2007, 11:40 AM       
I object to your wholesale acceptance of violence in the name of good. The meek shall inherit the earth, my friend. Did Jesus kill all of the Romans? No, I think not. He let them crucify him. Because that's what it's all about. Laughing when other people burn in hell. Especially druids.
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Old Jan 10th, 2007, 11:51 AM        Re: zod cried like a girl when superman crushed his fingers
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You see good always wins over evil!
man haven't you ever seen spaceballs evil always triumphs over good because good is dumb
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Old Jan 10th, 2007, 10:32 PM       
Well I make mistakes. I get mad sometimes. I am not perfect. Believe me, God is not happy when souls go to hell. The only one that God, and all the christians are going to throw a party over, is when satan is cast into the pit of hell for all eternity.
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Old Jan 10th, 2007, 11:13 PM       
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Well I make mistakes. I get mad sometimes. I am not perfect. Believe me, God is not happy when souls go to hell. The only one that God, and all the christians are going to throw a party over, is when satan is cast into the pit of hell for all eternity.
Hey Pat Robertson what else is God telling you these days?
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Old Jan 11th, 2007, 12:29 AM       
Well He is telling me He loves you
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Old Jan 11th, 2007, 12:38 AM       
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Well He is telling me He loves you

Well god hates me quiet a bit i think.
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Old Jan 11th, 2007, 12:44 AM       
No way, God loves you.


Despite what you did to that girl.
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Old Jan 11th, 2007, 12:54 AM       
I remember Cliff Burton. Years ago when I played heavy Metal I had the Cliff em all video. He was a very good bass player. I sing and play keyboard. I have 2 cd's out. I use to party and play clubs. But now I rock for Jesus. There is nothing like it!
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Old Jan 11th, 2007, 12:56 AM       
no because i took a 'innocent' sweet little girl and "de-virginized" her and 'introduced' her to drugs and made her pregnant.
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Old Jan 11th, 2007, 04:18 AM       
whoa whoa whoa back up a second.

I thought satan LIVED in the firey pits of hell what's so bad about being banished there for an eternity it's like a fucking sauna to him he goes there to relax after a hard days work of tormenting the earth and he removes his magic earth traveling tie he has to use to stay on earth andits VERY UNCOMFORTABLE and he rules in hell and eats alot of grapes jesus christ at least learn your mythology you junked up jesus blower.
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