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Old Jul 11th, 2006, 03:10 PM       
I would strongly encourage you to stage the next series of fights in your pants. Yopu'll need nigt vision equipment to watch the combatants scurry for position in nd around your testicles, but I assure you, it will be well worth it.
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Old Jul 11th, 2006, 06:31 PM       
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the fight is lame when compared to your friend's destruction lusty look, my god
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Old Jul 11th, 2006, 06:40 PM       
What is the name of the song during the fight?
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Old Jul 11th, 2006, 10:31 PM       
The song is Bound By Fire by Zimmer's Hole.

And Max, I was thinking the exact same thing.
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Old Jul 12th, 2006, 02:52 PM       
See, I knew that. I am so fuckin' psychic.
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Old Jul 12th, 2006, 05:26 PM       
I feel bad, but i think it's a fun idea.
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Old Jul 12th, 2006, 06:19 PM       
Somebody should alert PETA to this thread so we can get tons of activists here in the forum to play with.
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Old Jul 13th, 2006, 10:23 PM       
Tonight the mighty Huntsman will be facing off against what i've been told is a large centipede.
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Old Jul 13th, 2006, 10:35 PM       
oh i've heard some frightnening things about azn centipedes
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Old Jul 13th, 2006, 11:57 PM       
Centipedes tormented me in my childhood, I'd be diggin around in the garden building Omaha beach replicas for my plastic army men and then BAM fuckin centipede bite to the hand. They hurt real bad.
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Old Jul 14th, 2006, 12:25 AM       
Waldo.
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Old Jul 14th, 2006, 12:35 AM       
Go dump the garbage on the gorund, mix it up and play wheres waldo.
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Old Jul 14th, 2006, 02:00 PM       
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oh i've heard some frightnening things about azn centipedes
Did you see the one that hung from the ceiling and caught a bat that was flying in mid-air??

I also saw a praying mantis that killed a bird and ate it.

MANTIS vs. CENTIPEDE - the ultimate battle! :o
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Old Jul 14th, 2006, 03:39 PM       
I've seen that mantis thing and it always seemed unbelievable to me. It was decapitating the bird, and anytime I've ever seen a Mantis they wouldn't even bother trying to hurt me. I mean, if it could decapitate a bird everytime I stuck my finger out towards one it could've cut it off rather easily ;/
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Old Jul 14th, 2006, 04:09 PM       
You could at least give waldo a proper burial, you bastard
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Old Jul 14th, 2006, 05:09 PM       
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You could at least give waldo a proper burial, you bastard
How about your mouth?
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Old Jul 14th, 2006, 06:04 PM       
why dont you get a small rodent to fight the champion
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Old Jul 14th, 2006, 06:09 PM       
When is the centipede versus survivor thing going down? I've been waiting!
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Old Jul 14th, 2006, 07:03 PM       
Mantis beheading a bird? Centipede CATCHING a bat??



If the bird was dead may be the mantis can SAW its neck off but it will need to be a size of a computer monitor to CHOP it off man
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Old Jul 14th, 2006, 08:08 PM       
That's why I found it hard to believe. It was probably a photoshopped image ;/
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Old Jul 14th, 2006, 08:12 PM       
The battle between the Huntsman and the centipede went down last night with terrible results. We threw the centipede in the cage and it proceeded to ran laps around the cage while the Huntsman waited on the side of the glass. Everytime the 'pede crawled underneath it the Spider darted at it but retreated each time. I think it was confused as to how to kill the damn thing. Each time the spider touched the centipede the damn thing would feign death for several minutes. We tried getting the two to fight by prodding them with a knife but even that didn't work. After 20 minutes or so we gave up and seperated them. Some pretty weak shit.

The plan for next week is to find something other than a banana spider so that we can continue this great sport of Spider Night Fights.
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Old Jul 14th, 2006, 08:53 PM       
Yes please do for some reason this is horribly entertaining. We used to do this with black widows and random spiders when I was a kid.

Usually we'd just leave them in a jar and come back a few days later to see which one was dead.
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Old Jul 14th, 2006, 11:48 PM       
FUCK black widows, i would not fuck with those if i were paid to
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Old Jul 15th, 2006, 12:57 AM       
Here's the photos of the Mantis that caught a hummingbird:
http://www.birdwatchersdigest.com/si...irdwireJul2005
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Old Jul 15th, 2006, 02:21 AM       
That wasn't the one I saw, that one looks more realistic though.
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