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Old Feb 4th, 2003, 02:31 AM        What is the worst movie you have ever seen?
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Old Feb 4th, 2003, 03:25 AM       
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Old Feb 4th, 2003, 02:00 PM       
I went to school with the bitch from the Crow 2. She was a harpie.

One of the worst movies I have ever seen was a Knight's Tale, but I have seen way too many shit films to narrow it down to one.
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Old Feb 4th, 2003, 02:28 PM       
Worst movie I have ever seen would have to be Santa With Muscles. Santa was played by HULK HOGAN. A rich man who gets amnesia and beleives he is Santa and saves an orphanage from an evil corporation. HOLIDAY GOODNESS. 2nd worse is Pumaman but that is a MST3K episode so it dosen't count.
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Old Feb 4th, 2003, 02:58 PM       
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I try to stay away from bad movies. Otherwise, I could name Kangaroo Jack, Resident Evil, etc as bad movies I have actually seen.

I think I'd have to say Goldmember.
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Old Feb 4th, 2003, 04:32 PM       
Lost in Space and Battlefield Earth

Although Battlefield Earth only half counts because I couldn't stand to sit through the whole thing

I never saw Master of Disguise or Kangaroo Jack, but I consider those two of the worst movies ever. I am good at prejudice
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Old Feb 4th, 2003, 04:39 PM       
I think just about any movie starring Martin Lawrence is probably the worst movie ever. Also, any black guy-white guy movie where the black guy gets to tell all sorts of racist jokes about how uncool white people are while bitching about how he, as a 'proud' black man, keeps getting put down is also in line for worst movie ever. Wait, they're the same thing. Fuck.
Oh, and Sandra Bullock or Jennifer Lopez in a romantic comedy? Fuck, don't even get me started...
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Old Feb 4th, 2003, 05:27 PM       
I like Sandra Bullock and Jennifer Lopez. The Wedding Planner and Miss Congeniality rule.

Anyway, RE is on TV off and on now (big surprise. It came out on DVD like 3 months after theatrical release). I think I'll watch it so I can complain about it.
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Old Feb 4th, 2003, 05:43 PM       
FLAWLESS. Starring Robert DeNiro and Philip Seymour Hoffman. Worst movie ever.
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Old Feb 4th, 2003, 05:51 PM       
"I went to school with the bitch from the Crow 2. She was a harpie."

Which girl, the one that played Sarah?

That movie was horrible
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Old Feb 4th, 2003, 07:00 PM       
Shrek, I just had to watch it didnt I? Goldmember, the main bad guy just had to fuck it up didnt he? Spiderman, I didnt really watch it, but I know it sucks ass. Kangaroo Jack, again, Didnt ever watch and I never plan to, But I can tell it sucks grandma dick.
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Old Feb 4th, 2003, 07:12 PM       
Shrek and Spiderman rule, you dumb shit.
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Old Feb 4th, 2003, 07:17 PM       
Spider-man is the best comic book movie ever made, hands down.
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Old Feb 4th, 2003, 07:43 PM       
Spiderman, I didnt really watch it, but I know it sucks ass.

SPIDERMAN RULED, YOU DUMB SHIT
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Old Feb 4th, 2003, 08:03 PM       
Spiderman sucked
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Old Feb 4th, 2003, 08:13 PM       
Wow, using my pic. That is HILARIOUS.
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Old Feb 4th, 2003, 08:38 PM       
What are you talking about Jamesman? I just think it is a WACKY picture! Can I PLEASE continue to use this picture?
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Old Feb 4th, 2003, 08:45 PM       
Newbies aren't allowed to use cool pictures.

Now please go drink some bleach and jump in front of a bus.
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Old Feb 4th, 2003, 08:52 PM       
Haha, your so funny Jamesman!
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Old Feb 4th, 2003, 10:20 PM       
The worst movie I've ever seen would have to be 8 Crazy Nights, or Supernova.
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 01:02 AM       
Problem Child 3 pissed me off.
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 10:41 AM       
Simply Irresistible.
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 11:05 AM       
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Worst movie I have ever seen would have to be Santa With Muscles. Santa was played by HULK HOGAN. A rich man who gets amnesia and beleives he is Santa and saves an orphanage from an evil corporation. HOLIDAY GOODNESS.
Are you SERIOUS?? That movie was fucking hilarous. I mean yeah it's bad, but I was peeing my pants at how stupid it was.

And yeah, I went to school with the girl who played Sarah in the Crow 2.
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 11:23 AM       
Spiderman sucked, Shrek is good.

Worst Movie Ever = Baby's Day Out
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Old Feb 5th, 2003, 03:11 PM       
Oh i fucking shat myself laughing as well. But the fact remains that it was HORRIBLE. It really was an absolutely terrible movie. It was just funny at how insanely bad it really was. C'mon swordfighting with crystals found underneath an orpanage?


"Santa you'll SLEIGH [SLAY] Me"- great example of Santa puns used every 10 seconds i nthe dialouge.
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