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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 03:40 PM       
They could put lifts on Rollins and cast around him. He's a bit on the bulky side but he definitely has the Punisher edge. But let's face it: at least this time they included the fucking skull.
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 04:13 PM       
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Henry Rollins has the perfect face and anger to be the Punisher, but he's definitely too short. (
That can be remedied with a few camera tricks. I agree with you Rog, Henry Rollins would be a great Punisher. He's a much better actor than people give him credit for.
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 04:23 PM       
They need to get Michael Clarke Duncan.

Not just for the Punisher either. Also for Superman, the Hulk and of course Batman.
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 04:26 PM       
Nah, Fred Williamson would be perfect. If anybody questions it, we could always say the Punisher never recovered from 'The Final Days' and be done with it.
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 04:40 PM       
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But let's face it: at least this time they included the fucking skull.
Honestly, I think that makes it worse. Then again, it might be because the skull shirt is being worn by a pouty WIMP.
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 04:43 PM       
For the plot, they should do that crazy Garth Ennis shit where he's just risen from the dead and there are like eight fake Punishers.
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 04:54 PM       
True, maybe on the real actor it'll look better.

But honestly, who didn't dig the eight Punisher pretenders? Hell, if I could find Idiot Punisher I'd use that as an Avatar. Or even that robotic Punisher 2099 before the comic went further into the shitter.
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 05:50 PM       
Thomas Jane should have stuck to dramatic films. He was great in Boogie Nights. Lately though, he has been sucking it hard.
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 07:00 PM       
I don't think ANYONE should play punisher. I'm sick of all these superhero movies. They're shooting them out so fast that they don't have as much of a chance as batman and superman did. X-Men was pretty good and I'm seeing the sequel this friday if it comes to my town, but I think the hulk looks like shit and daredevil's pretty much been called shit by everyone.

AND THE BLADE MOVIES SUCK TOO.
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 10:31 PM       
Short or not, I'd find Henry Rollins to be the most believeable Punisher they could pull off.

As far as this guy goes, yes, I still think he looks like the poor man's Christopher Lambert, but after a little thought, I decided bad could be a lot worse.

They could've got Vin Diesel or something.
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 10:33 PM       
Blade almost doesn't count because next to nobody knows it's a comic.
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 11:16 PM       
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Blade almost doesn't count because next to nobody knows it's a comic.
Well I do and I was extra disappointed cause he was cool in the spiderman cartoon.
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 11:22 PM       
Yep. The movie Blade looks like he would hang out with Luke Cage.
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 11:35 PM       
Fuck ALL these movies, i want 2 hours of IRON FIST!
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 11:38 PM       
How about Shang-Chi, Master of Kung Fu? I'd love to see that as a 70's style dubbed movie with Marvel characters.
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Old May 1st, 2003, 12:06 AM       
Yeah, I've always thought Rollins would make a perfect Punisher, too. He's psychotic looking and ripped. That dude is intense.
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Old May 1st, 2003, 05:01 AM       


Rollins was made for this role like Tobey Maguire was made for Spider-Man.
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Old May 1st, 2003, 05:11 AM       
Can he act though? I mean, sure, I LOVED his work in The Chase and The New Guy (/sarcasm), but could he really handle such a role?
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Old May 1st, 2003, 05:22 AM       
Don't forget he was in Johnny Mnuemonic (sp?).

But personally, I would rather see Al Pacino as the Punisher. The man was supposed to be Italian, and he didn't get buff until the early nineties.

On a side note. EVERYONE knew about Blade who read comics in the eighties. Midnights Sons was a huge story arch, and Blade teamed up with Doc Strange, Blaze and the Ghost Rider for like 13 issues. He wasn't as little known as he is now
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Old May 1st, 2003, 12:49 PM       
Yeah, of course I know that. I think that movies made based on lesser known characters are less subject to insane amounts of "public viewing control". Which is why I think a Shang-Chi movie would be so great. How could you screw that up?

Unless you made it as a nu-metal filled teenage angst cock up, of course. But honestly, I don't know how you can make the story of a British MI6 agent who's father is a would-be conquerer into that.
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Old May 1st, 2003, 01:52 PM       
A story arch, Rorschach? Is that anything like a fable buttress?

Fuck Blade. He sucks. His movies suck more.
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Old May 2nd, 2003, 04:48 AM       
Power Man and Iron Fist. Now that would fucking rock.
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Old May 2nd, 2003, 08:11 AM       
I'm pretty sure they're doing an Iron Fist movie.
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Old May 3rd, 2003, 02:26 PM       
I don't know. . .A story arch, as we used to call them, were storylines that required you to buy other titles that just the main one to figure out what was going on. Like the first Secret Wars run with the Beyonder in the seventies, or X-Tinction Agenda, or any of that.

Storylines were just independant plots that didn't require extra reading to understand. Like Days of Future Past
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