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Old May 18th, 2003, 04:13 PM       
She is sarcastic and... cynical don't take her.... seriously... you guys...
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Old May 18th, 2003, 08:41 PM       
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Old May 19th, 2003, 03:34 AM       
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Old May 19th, 2003, 09:02 AM       
You stole that from Doug because it says cunt.
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Old May 19th, 2003, 10:15 AM       
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I never started ... friggin "Beaver Hunt" entries. :/
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Old May 19th, 2003, 12:58 PM       
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When I want your monkey-brained opinion.......I'll rattle your cage!!
I am definately changing my cig
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Old May 19th, 2003, 01:04 PM       
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Old May 19th, 2003, 01:18 PM       
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Now GothNAPrepsBody can finally lose his virginity.

You obviously don't understand the concept of my ex-girlfriend having a baby but of all the people to mention it it was you you really are a crackup just remember she offered james her brother maybee you could ask if you could have him
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Old May 19th, 2003, 02:45 PM       
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Old May 19th, 2003, 03:04 PM       
I've been looking for something new, this will be perfect, thanks!!!
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Old May 19th, 2003, 03:22 PM       
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Old May 20th, 2003, 01:04 PM       
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Nope, then again, I don't recall you saying anything about it.

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but of all the people to mention it it was you you really are a crackup just remember she offered james her brother maybee you could ask if you could have him
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Old May 20th, 2003, 01:11 PM       
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Old May 20th, 2003, 05:07 PM       
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Old May 20th, 2003, 06:22 PM       
robo, don't you find it ironic that you are posting in a thread about pathetic people?
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Old May 21st, 2003, 05:47 PM       
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Now GothNAPrepsBody can finally lose his virginity.

You obviously don't understand the concept of my ex-girlfriend having a baby but of all the people to mention it it was you you really are a crackup just remember she offered james her brother maybee you could ask if you could have him
So let me see if I am understanding you correctly...you claim that you knocked up your girlfriend, who is now your ex girlfriend? Way to go, champ. If this isn't more bullshit that you made up, you are some piece of work. You were too stupid to use birth control, too stupid to get her an abortion, and too stupid to stick with her and actually support the baby. You have just convinced me you are even more of a loser than I thought you were.
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Old May 21st, 2003, 06:00 PM       
The only bitches stupid enough to let Gothypoo slip is soggy willy into their putrid cunts are those who deserve to get pregnant with his pathetic manseed.

I hope she dies during childbirth, or from an infection caused by a coat hanger abortion. And I hope you become so filled with grief (if you can fit more into yourself), that you write poems about how much Slipknot means to you, and then you hang yourself in your room.

And if the baby manages to make it out of that wretched slut's vagina, I hope somebody takes a sledgehammer to it's oh-so soft skull. Last thing we need is the demon spawn of some pathetic, whiny, irritating little shit like yourself.
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Old May 21st, 2003, 06:13 PM       
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Old May 22nd, 2003, 08:03 AM       
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Now GothNAPrepsBody can finally lose his virginity.

You obviously don't understand the concept of my ex-girlfriend having a baby but of all the people to mention it it was you you really are a crackup just remember she offered james her brother maybee you could ask if you could have him
So let me see if I am understanding you correctly...you claim that you knocked up your girlfriend, who is now your ex girlfriend? Way to go, champ. If this isn't more bullshit that you made up, you are some piece of work. You were too stupid to use birth control, too stupid to get her an abortion, and too stupid to stick with her and actually support the baby. You have just convinced me you are even more of a loser than I thought you were.


Abortions are murder, and I do support the bab. The reason we broke up is that a month after the baby was born we decided not to go out so people wouldn't find out who the dad was.


Also, you have now proved to me what a pathetic and narrow minded person you are, thankyou.
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Old May 22nd, 2003, 08:05 AM       
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The only bitches stupid enough to let Gothypoo slip is soggy willy into their putrid cunts are those who deserve to get pregnant with his pathetic manseed.

I hope she dies during childbirth, or from an infection caused by a coat hanger abortion. And I hope you become so filled with grief (if you can fit more into yourself), that you write poems about how much Slipknot means to you, and then you hang yourself in your room.

And if the baby manages to make it out of that wretched slut's vagina, I hope somebody takes a sledgehammer to it's oh-so soft skull. Last thing we need is the demon spawn of some pathetic, whiny, irritating little shit like yourself.

She's not a slut, and you don't know either of us.
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Old May 22nd, 2003, 09:48 AM       
The first suspect when a baby is born is the last person the woman was with. How does breaking up with her make you any less of a prime target?
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Old May 22nd, 2003, 10:18 AM       
how do you support the baby? Your mom won't even let you have spikey hair, I can't imagine she let's you leave her overprotective bosom to go to work......or is that why you're a 'model'
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Old May 22nd, 2003, 12:30 PM       
Jesus Christ, the baby's already born? That thing's going to grow up to become the next Hitler.

Seriously, what did you name it? Draco Abyss Darkmoon? I bet you make it wear eyeliner and a dog collar. How can people not tell it's yours? It's probably pale and whines all the fucking time just like you. It's first word is probably going to be "sorrow."

And yes, she is a slut. Any girl that would fuck someone that looks like an albino Backstreet Boy who lost his puppy would fuck anyone else who whipped it out. Maybe you don't have to worry about that kid being yours after all. Maybe it's the school janitor's. Besides, being the young age you and her are at further proves her sluthood.

I think all three of you should just be eaten by crocodiles.
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