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Old May 23rd, 2003, 02:00 PM        which level of hell
will you insignificant maggots burn in?

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

my own pitiful soul would be cast about by the winds on the second level, along with Cleopatra and Helen of Troy.
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Old May 23rd, 2003, 02:13 PM       
Level 2 - I am too damn lustful for my good.
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Old May 23rd, 2003, 02:15 PM       
6th level

It says I'm very high on the following

Prodigal and Avaricious
Wrathful and Gloomy
Heretic
Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderer
Treacherous
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Old May 23rd, 2003, 02:21 PM       
YA!! 7th level of hell!!!!! im too violent for my own good

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Old May 23rd, 2003, 02:29 PM       
Jesus! I'm destined for the 7th level. My qualities are as follows:

Repenting Believers: Very Low
Virtuous Non-believers: Very Low
Lustful: Very High
Gluttonous: Moderate
Prodigal and Avaricious: High
Wrathful and Gloomy: Extreme
Heretics: Extreme
Violent: Extreme
Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers: Very High
Treacherous: High

Guess I'd better start going to church or something. :/
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Old May 23rd, 2003, 02:30 PM       
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell! Level 5 "Wrathful and Gloomy" Extreme

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High
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Old May 23rd, 2003, 02:30 PM       
Purgatory

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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very High
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate
Level 2 Lustful Moderate
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low
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Old May 23rd, 2003, 02:37 PM       
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Second Level of Hell!



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Old May 23rd, 2003, 02:37 PM       
9th level...sheesh...


Level 9 - Cocytus

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This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.
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Old May 23rd, 2003, 03:08 PM       
Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
Level 2 | Low
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low
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Old May 23rd, 2003, 03:09 PM       
I did this one already, and I'm the fifth level of hell.
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Old May 23rd, 2003, 03:12 PM       
seventh level....
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Old May 23rd, 2003, 03:15 PM       
damn...a cosmo post? a rare find indeed.
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Old May 23rd, 2003, 03:20 PM       
The Sixth Level of Hell, the City of Dis, which is the place heretics are sent. Apparently, not believing in God and/or the afterlife deserves more of a punishment than being prodigal and avaricious or wrathful and gloomy.

Ahh yes, good ol' sensical Judeo-Christian faith.
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Old May 23rd, 2003, 03:50 PM       
First Level of Hell - Limbo

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Level | Score
Purgatory | Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very High
Level 2 | Low
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Low
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Low
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very Low
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Old May 23rd, 2003, 03:53 PM       
5th Level, but it gave me some ideas.

Level Who are sent there? Score

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Moderate
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very High
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Old May 23rd, 2003, 03:54 PM       
Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate



I think i'd rather live as a tree with the liars, or with Satan himself. :/
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Old May 23rd, 2003, 04:57 PM       
"The sinners have much much more fun! Darlin', only the good die...young!" :billyjoel
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Old May 23rd, 2003, 06:02 PM       
I get to go to Limbo, where it is peaceful, yet sad ()
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Old May 23rd, 2003, 06:04 PM       
First :/
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Old May 23rd, 2003, 06:15 PM       
Second. :o
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Old May 23rd, 2003, 06:36 PM       
Fourth Level of Hell

Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here.

Level Score
Purgatory Very Low
Level 1 Very Low
Level 2 High
Level 3 High
Level 4 Very High
Level 5 Very High
Level 6 High
Level 7 High
Level 8 High
Level 9 High
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Old May 23rd, 2003, 06:51 PM       
Second level.

Mock, the funny thing is your avatar matches you level of hell.
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Old May 23rd, 2003, 06:55 PM       
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High
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Old May 23rd, 2003, 07:08 PM       
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Low
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low


I answered this thing seriously. Is this bad?
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